Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[minuialear]

My faith in humanity is lost after realizing that only 4-5 people in this thread have actually bothered to check the article out to realize the source is from a Brazilian satire site, or that those 4-5 people were the only ones who understood the tone of the article well enough to realize it was probably not a real news article. >__<

 

[bloopblerp]

It's little lies like this that get blown way out of proportion and become the basis for some whacky religion

 

[Samurai Silhouette]

It's the second coming of Jesus. Black too. Vote for Obama.

 

[Zhukov]

WOAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaahahahhahahaaaaa....*gasp*

...

Okay, either:
a) This is real and hilarious and incredibly stupid
OR
b) This is fake and therefore not as funny, but thankfully not as stupid.

I really don't know which one I want more.

 

[The Code]

Does this man not have ANY IDEA of how the human reproductive system works, or at least how a movie, little more that light and sound, have no chance of impregnating a solid being of flesh and bone? Now, if the woman was sitting on a fresh smear of man goo and had no pants on, then I can see how it could work.

Still, this is a beautiful example of rolling a critical success so... successful, even Olidamara looked at it and said "Damn, that's lucky!"

 

[Volkov]

"It seems he actually buys her story, however. ?I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today?s technology, anything is possible,? he said."

This dude serves in the US military... for fucks sakes, how did he not choke on the shower head when he was alone in the bathroom first time?

 

[Artina89]

This can't be real can it? Either that, or the guy is in a serious state of denial. Or stupid. Or maybe a bit of both.

 

[xvbones]

No no, you DID read that right...

http://news.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant

What makes this story even more amusing is the fact her husband said this... :')

?I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today?s technology, anything is possible,? he said.

Probably the best story i have read in my life :') what do you guys make of this?

This isn't even funny. This is like Michelle Bachmann claiming that a potentially life-saving vaccine caused mental retardation. Because, you know, that's how genetics works, you can just get a shot and poof, Downs. Extra chromosomes just fucking happen like that.

'With today's technology, anything is possible.' What's funny, see, is that it should be a felony to be this fucking ridiculously stupid. How does a man get to marrying age and yet not understand how babies are made?!

Seriously? Technology can do anything? Even completely replicate human genetic material and then transmit it by light?

This man needs to be arrested. He needs to be handcuffed and brought back to school, tied to a fucking desk and forced to read books.

 

[Vrach]

Good Lord. US Military reputation with Me decreased by 1 billion.

Spoiler: Also, I so hope they call the child Elvis (need to know Serbian to get this one, sorry)...

 

[EHKOS]

I like how it says an american woman. Fuck I want out of here so baaaaaaaad.

 

[Heroes and Cons]

Wow. It's truly amazing technology then; those 3d effects are much more effective than my sperm...!

 

[Queen Michael]

Probably just a joke story. It's not written like one, though, so who knows?

 

[Queen Michael]

Probably just a joke story. It's not written like one, though, so who knows?

It is a joke story, I posted the Brazilian newspaper that started the rumor. Its basically a satire newspaper that people take for a the real thing.

I'm sooooooo glad that I called it.

 

[ryanthemadman]

wow..... no wonder everyone looks down on american intelligence

 

[Anaklusmos]

Wasn't this a joke article on The Onion or whatever it's called at some point? This was also on Memebase as a joke article.

 

[weker]

These people really need to be stopped from breeding, as we can't this level of retardation in our world.

 

[deckpunk]

3d porn... If she was smarter she would have said an angel of the lord appeared...Bom chicka bow wow and so on and so fucking forth. Amen