Women claims that a 3D film "Made her Pregnant"

[roneel]

this is pure gold

 

[Vegetunks9000]

What a dumbass. Does anyone else kinda wish it comes out a midget aswell?

 

[The Lugz]

Talk about rolling a natural 20 for Bluff.

only a 20 ?

this is a case of rolling 20 on 20 d20's in a row in rainbow colour coordination
i simply cannot believe anyone would believe this.
it has to be a troll in the works somewhere..

 

[RemuValtrez]

Uhhhhhhgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.

People are stupid. Honestly. I hope that they stay together. They deserve each other.

 

[Spineyguy]

I hope the baby is completely flat when it's born.

Or mixed race, that'd give her some extra explaining to do.

 

[Doclector]

I dunno, it has been said that looking at burt reynolds mustache for too long can cause pregnancy due to the the sheer manliness on display, so maybe it's possible.

Depends how awesome the mustache was.

 

[Blue Hero]

I find her story very hard to believe. I mean, honestly. Who watches 3D porn? If she had said she was just watching regular porn, I'd believe her. She has basically outed herself as a liar by saying it was 3D porn.

 

[kouriichi]

Seriously? Seriously mankind? I thought you were better then this. Blaming porn for pregnancy.

I wont lie, i began laughing half way through that sentence. If i was that guys wife he would have seen through the lie, because i cant help but laugh at that amount of stupid.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Do they even make 3D porn?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Why are people being so derisive? People like this make the world a funnier place.
That said, I'm not entirely sure these fine folks should be raising a child. You know, memetic inheritance and all that..

 

[The Lugz]

Do they even make 3D porn?

yes.. they do there is quite allot of it Google it if you're interested.

 

[Sjakie]

sometimes i wish stupidity should become a capital offense and the punishment should be schooling.
My respect for the intelligence of the people in the armed forces just took a nosedive as well.
What a c*** btw, cheating on your partner and without using a condom.

 

[Jamash]

Isn't "3D Porn" just a euphemism for "hired a Stripper"?

While she may not be completely lying when she said it "was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect", I doubt there was any TV or specialist eye-wear involved.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Talk about rolling a natural 20 for Bluff.

He must have a shit Sense Motive score and rolled a nat 1. Nat 20's aren't an automatic success for skill checks.

Of course, the comment "With today's technology anything is possible" just proves that his intelligence is at maximum 5, since not EVERYTHING is possible. We can't teleport, we can't make interstellar trips, we can't implant laser shooting eyeballs into our skulls, okay, I'll stop now.

 

[Disaster Button]

Pretty sure this isn't real guys.

The line "TechEye surveyed one person and found 100% would say the same thing" is a pretty big indicator that they're just having some fun.

 

[socialmenace42]

Yeah, saw this a while back, this is quite possibly the most blatant case of denial I've seen since...

...wow, can't actually think of a funny anecdote. I'm ashamed.

 

[Astoria]

Ok, either this guy has lost it after what he's gone through or he just can't accept that his wife cheated and will take any excuse.

 

[Sprinal]

I think this belongs on some copy pasta thread. And in ED's LIE page.