Words on your gravestone?

[Unesh52]

In really small letters near the bottom:

[small]Get the hell off of me you idiot![/small]

Crap, I think some people already beat me to the punch, at least in the spirit of this post. Oh well.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

respawn in 3...2....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"Took the wrong turn at Albaquerky. Heed his warning, avoid that city."

 

[Marter]

"I?m dreaming away, to a place where I belong."

 

[Karlaxx]

"Took you long enough."

 

[pyrosaw]

Bacon got the better of him

or

I guess you gentleman wondered why I called you here today.

Edit:

Even when I'm dead, you *@#$ won't leave me alone.

Sadlt passed away while playimg a rock guitar solo on the decimated corpse of The GMAN.

 

[Zach Steadman]

"Life is a fleeting thing, cherish yours"
and in extra fine print at the bottom "because I've hired an assassin to kill you "

 

[worldruler8]

Here he lies, for he never told the truth

or

"Hey kid! Death sucks!"

 

[Altorin]

"There's a dead guy under you."

 

[lukenhiumur]

Under an apricot tree,
"Take an apricot! They're delicous!

now i'm inside you."

 

[Ldude893]

You see it's all a show, people laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you.

 

[Holyeskimo]

I lost the game

 

[Atmos Duality]

"See ya at the Rapture!"

 

[i am nobody]

"Hax!"

"seriously? this is what it took to get some actual sleep? gawd damn!"

"here lies the body of-ahh what do you care, you didn't even know this guy anyway."

although what i would actually put is simply "here lies Nobody", it'll confuse some people but those who know me will get it.

 

[Freeze_L]

"Who knew THAT was flammable?"

 

[Jonny The Kay]

"Too bad this isn't a comic book otherwise he would just be brought back in a few years"

 

[Romblen]

If I happen to die from an illness.

That, or:

"Please do not eat, thank you."

 

[JakBandit2208]

WILDCARD BITCHES!!!!

 

[crudus]

"We are watching you"
or
"I saw that!"
maybe even
"First one to my casket gets the weed" The joke of this one is that I would have been cremated and had my family buy the plot and gravestone anyway.

'Bob, from the office down the hall. Will be sorely missed.'

That is great. Bravo.

 

[Daipire]

"You're standing on my head."

Fable references