Words on your gravestone?

[martin's a madman]

"It didn't look that sharp from far away".

 

[Camoman]

"It's only dangerous if you do it my way."

 

[InnerRebellion]

"Please leave a 1-Up mushroom. I'm all out of lives, and since you're here at my grave, you obviously don't need yours."

 

[ShadowHand25]

"First rule of death, don't talk about death"

"Alt-F4" or "Ctrl-Alt-Del"

"How's the weather up there?"

"Do not open until X-mas"

 

[ShadowHand25]

Oh! And...

"Totally worth it"

 

[Tetranitrophenol]

"cant find the Spirit Healer!"

 

[Bananahs]

"Feed my cat, I'm a bit busy right now burning in hell LOL".

"... has changed his Facebook status to 'SIX FEET UNDER'..."

 

[bubba145]

"One person can change history. We beleive he did."

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

"Here lies [Subject Name Here]. Please take to the nearest Vita Chamber for resurrection."
or
"Died waiting for Duke Nukem Forever"
or
"Could not land in the haystack when diving off the Empire State Building"
or
"Teams have been switched. Preparing to join the BLU Team as a Heavy"

Any of those will be fine.

 

[zyoto12]

"This is what happens when you talk about /b"

or

"Hmmm this sets my plans for world domination back a bit"

 

[garlicncow]

Need...more...sammiches...

 

[Pegghead]

RESPAWN IN TEN!

 

[ryanxm]

mine would be "i decompose in your general direction"

 

[Azriel Nightshade]

"Wrex"

 

[Terminate421]

"Hush!"

or

Consistantly Epic

or

"Ill be back"

or

Were it so Easy

or

Also known as Terminate421


I have alot of choose from

 

[Blandman]

"You can't fire me. I quit!"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

(name)
He sure as hell proved them wrong.

 

[Vrex360]

"It took the sum of $22 000,000,000,000 dollars worth of human military forces to try and take me down and the loss of fifty global countries to do so. But you finally defeated me, though it will be of small celebration considering I left your planet as a barren irraditated wasteland and prior to death I sent out a message to the rest of the Sangheili fleet to finish what I've start. Looking forward to seeing you all soon."

 

[Shoggoth2588]

"ERROR 404: GRAVE NOT FOUND"

Excellent xD

OT:

"Will return in 15 minutes. Please bow your head."

"Here lies (name here) He Scored. Multiple times with multiple partners."

(If I kill myself)"Here lies (name here), who proved that while life may not have a reset button you can still Rage Quit"

"Please water my flowers"

"He's dead and gone but he still got you to read this!"

"I can see your underwear"

"Please don't have sex with me. Feel free to use a body part though, if you're re-enacting Dr.Frankenstein's experiments."

"Free candy: 6-feet down"

(If I am cremated, this will be on my Urn) "Free Chocolate Milk Mix"

(Cremated: on the Urn) "most definitely NOT cat litter"