Words on your gravestone?

[GrymZero]

Hmm...I think I'd probably go with "Behind this mask there is more than flesh, and though the mask has fallen and the flesh has faded away, the truth behind the mask remains"

But then, I've always been a sucker for theatrics.

 

[Godavari]

I was not, I am not, I care not.

 

[Marsell]

Rothope
lvl 9999 Ultra-Boss
DO NOT RESURRECT!

 

[Darkman94]

"He Died Doing the Right Thing" and a cookie to anyone who get's the reference

 

[Caligulove]

"I told you I was sick.."

Haha. Definitely something humorous, though. There are enough profound or meaningful epitaphs

 

[Sarkule]

Respawn in 5...

 

[Zedfragg]

"His subscription ran out (with date of death)"

or maybe

"Buried at sea", "Literally waited for Duke Nukem Forever!", "Please insert credit (Next to an arcade style coin thing that my family can swipe )"

"Loved by many, befriended by few, hated by all...At least I'm guessing so because you are ****ing standing on my groin you *******!!!"

 

[Mitchell_R]

The word for that is epitaph. And I thought of this a while ago, but I want to be buried in an old timey villan costume. with a mustache and I'm going to be frozen. And I'll have a tomb so the ice will be chilled. and every time you press the button it plays Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and I will begin to dance to it.

 

[Mitchell_R]

Not exactly words but. It's certainly a statement.

 

[Zeema]

Im Not DEAD oh well

 

[drdamo]

"↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A, Start!........Dammit!"

 

[BrownGaijin]

To those who have come to my grave,
I have spent the better half of my life searching for the meaning of life. And in my last days I have discovered it. As I may not have the chance to tell anyone while I was alive, I have written in my will to have it written on my tombstone at the bottom, and that is:

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU...

EDIT: A few more.

"Screw the end of the world, beware of the 3 day old egg salad sandwich that they sell off Route 101"

"What do you mean my actions have won me the Darwin Award?"

"Last one out hit the lights"

"Why yes Blondie, the fistful of dollars is buried in the unmarked grave next to me."

"I said it when I was alive and I'll say it now: YOUR GAME SUCKS!"

"Hey Little Kuriboh, when's the next episode?"

"Don't bother looking for me here. My soul has already found a ventured into a dressing room in a local Victoria's Secret. F.Y.I. Lovin' it!"

 

[REAPER5594]

oh, there are so many things:
"Hey, there's a high level item on my corpse. You just have to grab it. C'mon, it's right next to me, take it. Can you handle it? It deals fire dmg. I bet your level isn't high enough anyway..."
"I told you that burger tasted wierd"
"stupid buggy auto-aim!"
"Here lies , he was wearing a red shirt that day."
"Here lies , turns out, you can't double jump."
there are too many to count.

 

[SeksEin]

Didn't want to run back to my body,
But didn't want the additional durability loss.

 

[Mr.Napier]

"You stopped at my gave that makes you my friend,so when the zombies come Ill eat you last."

Then when the Zombies do come Ill walk up to one of them and "I lied" cause what if they stopped at my grave?

 

[chieften]

Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship

 

[AveryrGraven]

"Get off my Grave."

 

[xXAsherahXx]

"Oh, and by the way, I slept with your mom" Sincerely, (my name)

Or... "Rick Rolled! my grave is thataway --->"

Or the more classy "LOL ROFLMAO I'MS DEAD, TTYL"

 

[alrekr]

I'll have the words: We had to bury him alive as he just wouldn't die the old codger... then the motion sensor sets off the hand that bursts out of the ground and graps you by the throat.

 

[Kris015]

"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

Lol, you sure you don't want to have real grammar on your grave marker?
Oh the internetz.

Wait. Whaaa?

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

I'm liking the tool song reference

Finally! I was starting to think that there were no Tool fans here