Words on your gravestone?

[Buleet]

Tested an anti-bear hat.

 

[Dr. Wily III]

afk.

or

BANNED

 

[ECasThat]

What? do you really think I'm dead? I'M the god damn Batman!

or

You know... I'm not really dead. The aliens came and tog me home too Elvis

 

[Arkzism]

wont have one.... i want to be set on fire. not cremated but SET ON FIRE

 

[Gardenia]

Just one word: "Meh"

 

[Silent Rob]

I don't know if somebodies already said this but I'm gonna have to go with

"I beat you in the human race"

 

[RoyalWelsh]

Died dead sober. Wonders never cease.

 

[Samuel Cook]

Here's lies Samuel 'I think I can jump that' Cook.

 

[Nerdfury]

In tiny, tiny writing, right in the middle, which forces the reader to step onto the grave to read it:

"You're standing on my balls"

 

[Davvda]

Dunno why i suddenly started thinking about this, but here goes: What will you have written on your gravestone?
I think i'll go with
"He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say, we'll miss him."

(Yes quoting the first post a few pages later is counted as a fail)

Tool - Eulogy, am I right?

Ontopic: Name Unknown

You sir, are correct

I'd give you a cookie, but I ate it

It's okay. The knowledge of another enlightened spirit is worth more than a cookie for me

 

[Devil's Due]

"Here lies James

He was ran out of clean clothes,
and was forced to wear a Red Shirt.

RIP"

 

[Eternalsun]

'This is my world and all those ancient people and my world are dead.

 

[LimitedPunctuation]

Crushed to death in a giant orgy.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Probably something like

"Told you I was sick"
Electric Boogaloo )Spike Milligan

Or

Please help, I'm enslaved in the gravestone maker's basement!

Or maybe

Here lies

[Name of deceased]
[Date of Birth]

-

[Date of death]

 

[Glamorgan]

I'm not going to have a grave. I'm going to wash up on the beach in lots of different little pieces. Some people just don't like Batman.

 

[Prince Regent]

Never liked him anyway.

 

[aww yea]

see you guys tomorrow

 

[thahat]

id'like a grave with a few buttons, made out of stone ofcourse on it
3 of em or something
or would be in case of sadness push this: *button*
and then have a tape recorder with my voice telling them that life ait all bad
then one with in case of emergency, push this: then have it dispence REAALY long holdable food and emergency suplies XD
then the last one: in case of ninjas/zombies/pirates/aliens/terrorists/gunman/etc,
push this: *button* which will open a secret slot in my grave that dispences guns and ammo XD