Words: Strange Reactions

[Holo Dragonson]

So... words.
Theyre strange, sometimes hard to understand and alot other things.
BUT! the funniest thing that you can do with words is to say them so noone understands them! even though... that can have backlashes *rubs the back of his head*
So now... what is the strangest reaction youve ever got to something you said?

 

[New Troll]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

 

[Holo Dragonson]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

And were off!

 

[Dr. Nerfball]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words for why you shouldn't chase them: Pepper. Spray.

Oh, and my strangest reaction was when I said "GRENADE! GET DOWN!" in the middle of a shopping centre. At no point did it cause the panic I'd hoped. Although the crowds did stay away from me after that. Pro tip for easy strolling in crowded areas.

 

[randommaster]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Actually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

She said "I love you" to him so...?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

Nah, salt's bad for your health.

 

[Dr. Nerfball]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Actually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

She said "I love you" to him so...?

Aha! I missread. However, it could have been a trap! Those female creatures are scittish and deadly.

 

[randommaster]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

Nah, salt's bad for your health.

What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.

 

[InProgress]

Around the Christmas holiday, I was playing dodgeball in one of the classes with some of my friends. At one point, I'm guessing that the ball was thrown at me, I yelled MORTAR! and jumped down taking refuge behind one fo the desks. The reaction: people looked at me really funny.

 

[FallenRainbows]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Actually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

She said "I love you" to him so...?

Aha! I missread. However, it could have been a trap! Those female creatures are scittish and deadly.

True... Okay...

Chase after her with a shotgun. Just incase...

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.

A little cayenne pepper, maybe?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

Nah, salt's bad for your health.

What would you suggest, then? It's hard to eat people without some kind of spice.

I you want a spice, I prefer curry powder personally.

 

[Holo Dragonson]

I think this thread ended up as a "Quote other people's Quotes" Contest...

InProgress@ I would have laughed XD

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Best. Thread derailment. Ever.

 

[Koeryn]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

You fool your meant to chase them when they do that...

Two words: Pepper. Spray.

Atually, I prefer salt with my crazy people.

Nah, salt's bad for your health.

So is bacon. You don't see me givin' that up any time soon, so why give up salt?

Also: I don't really have any strange reactions I can think of. Just delayed ones. Though at the D&D game I played on Friday, our GM made the mistake of describing an islander as a 'pearl diver' and our groups guide as a 'spear fisher', while we were already giggling at the slightest hint of sexual innuendo, intended or not.

I'm the youngest, 21, the oldest is what, in his late thirties?

We are so mature.

 

[Holo Dragonson]

Best. Thread derailment. Ever.

As i said...
i should get a badge for this =P

 

[BasicMojo]

I was on a dinner break at the restaurant at which I washed dishes, eating a delicious chicken pesto sandwich with sweet potato fries and listening to Slipknot at a decent volume, as I was wont to do in those days. The restaurant was usually crowded by the time I went on break, which was a relief, and there was a small bar the employees were encouraged to use if the hot and sticky downstairs didn't appeal to them. I had opted to stay in the air conditioning. Unfortunately, a middle-aged woman with a crucifix the size of my head dangling from her neck also sat down at the bar, and tapped me on the shoulder, pulling me from my copy of the Wall Street Journal (it's what was available). I pulled the earphones out and the woman proceeded to lecture me about how listening to the Devil's music would only earn me a place by his side in the afterlife. I said, "you got that from the Bible?" When she replied in the affirmative, I said, "You shouldn't take what it says at face value. It's just a collection of stories written by radical propagandists."

I don't think she ever came back.

 

[Kogarian]

Was talking to a woman at work about how the people under me are fairly worthless and she abrubtly blurted out, "I love you." I just stared at her dumbfounded as she turned and walked away.

She avoids me now.

Is she hot?