World's Most Powerful Beer Bottled In Taxidermied Animals

[VitaminJ]

Maybe this is what Gargamel wanted the smurfs for.

 

[FungiGamer]

if there's 7 stoats and 4 squirrels then how is there 12 bottle's?

I guess they forgot to list the largest bottle made out of a taxidermy human corpse? Serious though, WHY?

That would be awesome. Difficult to drink out of but awesome.

It probably comes with a bendy straw....

 

[WorkerMurphey]

1000 dollars? Give me the neighbor's cat and a bottle of whiskey and I'll be all set.

I wonder if they'll put out a more reasonable version, I'd like to try a sip.

 

[Spacelord]

I call bullshit. a 55% alcohol percentage can't be achieved through brewing because the bacteria responsible for the fermentation process die before they're half way through the thing. You'd have to distill to get an alcohol percentage like that, at which point it's not beer anymore, because beer is brewed only.
If it were an actual beer I'd be impressed, but the way I see it right now it looks like another overpriced gimmicky liquor.

 

[War Penguin]

That's just fucking creepy. A bit funny, I'll admit, but still creepy.

Man, I feel bad for the animals. I know I wouldn't want my corpse to turn into a beer bottle.

 

[mattttherman3]

Man if only i could have one of those, id re use it

 

[Frankydee]

wow that's.... really bizarre. Wouldn't mind trying the beer though.

 

[sturryz]

well, i'm sure they cleaned it, no more dirty then drinking from the bottle itself

 

[lacktheknack]

...

If you drink straight from the bottle, wouldn't you be kissing road kill?

Before you could decide, you'd be flat on the floor.

 

[Vern]

That's not beer, that's an abomination. I've had beer at 12% alcohol by volume and it tasted like a drunken hobo pissed in a glass, then squeezed a rat into it. 8% is a really good, yet strong beer. 55%, that has to be some odd whiskey hybrid, and looking at the ingredients it was also fused with nettles and juniper. Nettles are plants with small poisonous stinging barbs, much like poison ivy or poison oak. Something seems wrong here, most beer you can get up to 25% maximum, after that you have to distill alcohol and at that point it becomes a spirit such as whiskey, bourbon, vodka, or gin, it's no longer beer.

 

[Starke]

if there's 7 stoats and 4 squirrels then how is there 12 bottle's?

I was wondering that too, then I realized, I probably sleep better at night not knowing.

Earlier in the article he said 11, I'm guessing it was a typo.

Or they can breed!

Don't mention the fermented flying fornicating zombie stoat, for the love of god just don't!

 

[MetallicaRulez0]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who burst out laughing for a solid 5 minutes when I saw the squirrel. Oh man that's funny.

 

[tgr]

I´d imagine the secret recipe for this stuff goes something like this:
1. take bottle of beer.
2. drink half of it.
3. fill the bottle with 98% spirit.
4. "enjoy"

Calling this stuff beer is like if I peed on a bottle and called it lemonade.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

You might as well drink malt. It's more or less the same proof, and slightly different in creation, but pretty much the same. Roadkill as a bottle. I wish I could say something clever to that.

 

[matrix3509]

I can't imagine this being anything other than absolutely disgusting. Not because of the dead animal part mind you, but because of the 55% alcohol part. Every High Alcohol Beer I have ever tasted has been unbearably nasty. This coming from a Guinness lover...

 

[HK_01]

Wait, what? This is completely insane!

I'm not just talking about the "bottles", also the beer itself. How can it still be considered beer when it has so much alcohol in it?

 

[Hawgh]

Why would one even go into the consideration of taxidermy's potential combination with anything? This is...really really odd.

 

[gibboss28]

I uh...I think thats awesome and fucked up at the same time.

 

[Mordreich]

If it comes in goats then it's the most metal thing in the world.