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Well today I saw my friend who had some scratches and a black eye so being a friend I ask him went happen
ME:Dude, what happen to you!?
FRIEND:I Broke up with my girlfriend.....
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ME:WHa..
FRIEND: She was mad..

No idea why but i found it somewhat hilarious i know sort of Insensitive.Anyways my question to you whats the worse/funniest Break up you've seen and/or experienced.
 
zombiejoe

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"Suzy, I'm breaking up with you"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE YOUR A WITCH!
*Crowed comes with pictch forks and toarchs*
"YOU WON'T GET ME!"
*turns into a dragon and flies away* If this actually happend it would be funny
NO REAPORTING
 
drydry

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(this is my first post on any forum!)

This happend to my old best friend
answering machine: Hi eric... srry but it's not working out, bye...
 
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drydry said:
(this is my first post on any forum!)

This happend to my old best friend
answering machine: Hi eric... srry but it's not working out, bye...
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Welcome! ^.^

And.. Owch. Answering machine message. That's a new one.

Anyway. I was dating a girl, she broke up with me because of long-distance relationship issues, then I found out the next day she started dating the guy she was good friends with. He lived further away from her than I did. That stung for a while.

Nothing too funny, though. >.> Oh well.
 
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I had a friend whos boyfriend walked up to her, shook her hand and said "I'm single, bye" and just walked off....I lmao'd when she told me that story
 
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Pretty much that column on college humor Dating Sucks.
i cant remember some specific ones though
I think one was the boy broke up so he could play more starcraft
 
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I was living at my girlfriends house, sharing her bed one night when I decided to break up with her...

I still had to share her bed that night as my house was miles away and it took 3 days to move out...

Yeah, it sucked...
 
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AkJay said:
skywalkerlion said:

That.

Really funny ;)
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Is that from LegendaryFrog? the voice sounds a LOT like the guy from that website.
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No idea. I know it was on ytmnd.com (or whatever that website is that loops things over and over..), and then I saw it on YouTube.
 
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ok heres what happened:
i had been dating a girl through freshman to sophmore year
and then during the summer between sophmore year to junior year,
she doesn't come over
she doesn't call
so at the beginning of junior I get on the bus, and i look for her,
she's not there

so i'm lookin for her all throughout the day and finally I run into her cousin
and i say "hey courtney, have you seen Brittany?"
and she tells me "Oh, she moved"
I'd put fml here but i found this absolutely hilarious
 
CRAVE CASE 55

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well I walked in on my GF and another guy so she grabbed my boot knife off the dreeser and threw it at my and it stuck 2 inches in my leg...

Yes that realy happened and yes we got back together...
 
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My friend was going out with a emo bi-polar ADHD positive girl (not making fun of any of the above, GF's emo, friend's bi-polar, am ADD positive)for a while. When they broke, she had a friend give him a letter cursing him out, signed in (I assume) her own blood.
 
Enzeru92

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Angus Young said:
well I walked in on my GF and another guy so she grabbed my boot knife off the dreeser and threw it at my and it stuck 2 inches in my leg...

Yes that realy happened and yes we got back together...
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wow u sir are a trooper or an idiot not sure which of the two
 
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