worse weapon idea ever?

[Baby Eater]

I vote for the gunblade

I think Kingdom Hearts one and two made the gunblade pretty sweet actually. its like seven feet long (typical anime style) and shoots. So it is both a range and a melee.

but imagine if your in a sword fight when *clash,bang,suicide*

Cracked.com did a huge section of an article about the stupidity of a gunblade. Mainly because any gun with a really long heavy sword attahed to the barrel you would need to use your second hand to hold it steady like a rifle, meaning you would slice your hand open if you tried to use both hands. Also if you stabbed someone with it the barrel would clog with bits of flesh and general people-parts.

about that... ive never seen a gunblade with an actual barrel. in real life itd jus be a gun with a huge bayonet

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

A marshmellow Gun

 

[Altorin]

I vote for the gunblade

I think Kingdom Hearts one and two made the gunblade pretty sweet actually. its like seven feet long (typical anime style) and shoots. So it is both a range and a melee.

but imagine if your in a sword fight when *clash,bang,suicide*

Cracked.com did a huge section of an article about the stupidity of a gunblade. Mainly because any gun with a really long heavy sword attahed to the barrel you would need to use your second hand to hold it steady like a rifle, meaning you would slice your hand open if you tried to use both hands. Also if you stabbed someone with it the barrel would clog with bits of flesh and general people-parts.

about that... ive never seen a gunblade with an actual barrel. in real life itd jus be a gun with a huge bayonet

I have, trust me, it's made of fail.

It's a decent idea for a video game, but making claims to its real life validity as a weapon just reeks of lol.

 

[Nia-san]

The Fork of Truth, any one?

Oh OH OH OH !!!!

Darn! I know the game your talking about...I think...There's lots of Green Goo monsters and one of your weapons in a spoon which upgrades to the fork...what's it called?!

ok this is annyong me...

and i think the fork of truth is probably one of the most pathetic weapons...still awesome...but sucky...should've been able to upgrade to the spork of truth!

I think he meant the Fork of Truth from Looking For Group, the webcomic.
Anyway, I think the worst weapon would be the Disintegrater Gun that Daffy Duck had in a Bugs Bunny episode. You pull the trigger and the gun disintegrates.

darn! I'll find the name of the game though...

 

[Altorin]

A marshmellow Gun

sounds like something the ghostbusters would develop after ANOTHER fight with Stay Puft

Fight Fire With Fire
Fight Marshmellow... WITH MARSHMELLOW!

 

[lasherman]

I vote for the gunblade

I think Kingdom Hearts one and two made the gunblade pretty sweet actually. its like seven feet long (typical anime style) and shoots. So it is both a range and a melee.

but imagine if your in a sword fight when *clash,bang,suicide*

Cracked.com did a huge section of an article about the stupidity of a gunblade. Mainly because any gun with a really long heavy sword attahed to the barrel you would need to use your second hand to hold it steady like a rifle, meaning you would slice your hand open if you tried to use both hands. Also if you stabbed someone with it the barrel would clog with bits of flesh and general people-parts.

about that... ive never seen a gunblade with an actual barrel. in real life itd jus be a gun with a huge bayonet

I guess... but my point still stands about slicing your hand open. I mean, try firing a rifle (most likely a really heavy one) accurately with one hand. your probably just gonna shoot your own teammate in the foot or something.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Double-ended Lightsaber. Looks awesome, but there's a huge chance that you'll slice off your own limb. Seriously. And the handle isn't nearly long enough to use like a Bo Staff, so your grips are limited.

that's why they use the force.

Seriously, they use their attunement with the force to have a supernatural awareness of where their body is, in relation to the lightsaber. It's explained pretty clearly. A double bladed lightsaber would require a lot more care in its use, but using the Force, it's definitely not the most hard to believe things jedis do.

So even a Jedi's swordfighting can be chalked up to "they use the Force."

Most of the Keyblades if they weren't magic. Only a few of them actually seem bladed. They all seem to pick their targets too. "I can cut a building like cheese, but I have to bonk you on the head several times before you die (and you don't even have a scratch)."

 

[illboardyourlands]

jelly gun.

 

[Ghengis_tron]

The Fork of Truth, any one?

Oh OH OH OH !!!!

Darn! I know the game your talking about...I think...There's lots of Green Goo monsters and one of your weapons in a spoon which upgrades to the fork...what's it called?!

ok this is annyong me...

and i think the fork of truth is probably one of the most pathetic weapons...still awesome...but sucky...should've been able to upgrade to the spork of truth!

chex quest maybe?

 

[Kingsman]

I happen to be playing Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow right now.

I can't immediately choose the worst overall right now, but I really for the life of me can't understand why it will wait until most of the way through the game to give you the option to switch out your uber-powered sword/whip/etc. with...

...punches. No, I'm not kidding. They do roughly one-third the damage and have the worst range in the series, and yet somehow they thought that just by having them be fast, the weapon would be worth its value somehow.

Yeah, you can keep your fists to yourself, I think I'll go kick ass with my giant Golden Sword over here.

 

[Baby Eater]

while on the gunblade subject:keyblade seriously? 90% aren't even bladed. i could do more damage with my front door key

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I vote for the gunblade

I think Kingdom Hearts one and two made the gunblade pretty sweet actually. its like seven feet long (typical anime style) and shoots. So it is both a range and a melee.

but imagine if your in a sword fight when *clash,bang,suicide*

Cracked.com did a huge section of an article about the stupidity of a gunblade. Mainly because any gun with a really long heavy sword attahed to the barrel you would need to use your second hand to hold it steady like a rifle, meaning you would slice your hand open if you tried to use both hands. Also if you stabbed someone with it the barrel would clog with bits of flesh and general people-parts.

about that... ive never seen a gunblade with an actual barrel. in real life itd jus be a gun with a huge bayonet

I guess... but my point still stands about slicing your hand open. I mean, try firing a rifle (most likely a really heavy one) accurately with one hand. your probably just gonna shoot your own teammate in the foot or something.

Supposedly, the Gunblade isn't even supposed to shoot projectiles at all. The trigger just sends a shockwave through the blade, hence the whole "press R1 for extra damage" bit. It makes it more of a viable weapon than an actual gun-sword (kinda), even if it's still horribly unwieldy.

 

[Baby Eater]

I happen to be playing Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow right now.

I can't immediately choose the worst overall right now, but I really for the life of me can't understand why it will wait until most of the way through the game to give you the option to switch out your uber-powered sword/whip/etc. with...

...punches. No, I'm not kidding. They do roughly one-third the damage and have the worst range in the series, and yet somehow they thought that just by having them be fast, the weapon would be worth its value somehow.

Yeah, you can keep your fists to yourself, I think I'll go kick ass with my giant Golden Sword over here.

how can your fists kill a vampire?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Two words: reactive Bodyarmor. Not kidding either.

 

[Baby Eater]

Two words: reactive Bodyarmor. Not kidding either.

hows it react exactly?

 

[Snotnarok]

The teddy bear from Dead Rising. It just pushes them back about a foot.

Oh c'mon that's just funny. It's like sticking the Serv bot heads on the zombies...well okay that had a bit more use since they felt around uncertainly but yeah you have a slight point. I say slight because it's not supposed to be a weapon so much as it is a child quieting device.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Two words: reactive Bodyarmor. Not kidding either.

hows it react exactly?

Reactive armor is essentially a form of shaped explosive put on an armored vehicle to prevent an RPG from hitting the vehicle and piercing the armor plating protectiong the occupents. It works by detonating when an RPG round or similar object aproaches at high velocity, setting the RPG round off before it can get close enough to cause damage to the armor, usually around a foot to about 6 inches.

Imagine that, except straped to a single soldier's body armor. It would be akin to wearing a suicide vest.

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

dunno about worst. but a rocket propelled chainsaw launcher is one of the best. http://www.fototime.com/E4012A0E4893DAB/orig.jpg

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

Ok, landmine dispensing boots

 

[L24z13L]

The Fork of Truth, any one?

Oh OH OH OH !!!!

Darn! I know the game your talking about...I think...There's lots of Green Goo monsters and one of your weapons in a spoon which upgrades to the fork...what's it called?!

ok this is annyong me...

and i think the fork of truth is probably one of the most pathetic weapons...still awesome...but sucky...should've been able to upgrade to the spork of truth!

chex quest maybe?

Yea it's Chex Quest. I remember that game from so long ago.

OT: I once stumbled across a mini foam dart launcher that you can hook into your usb port and fire from your computer. It's a good idea for messing around at the office but it's not going to save you from any zombies.