worse weapon idea ever?
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The pin-triggered instant-activating deadly-shockwave-that-destroys-everything generator that would take all of 5 days to destroy the universe once activated, but would logically destroy itself with the first shockwave, therefore limiting the damage to a close radius. And, since it's pin-triggered, someone has to be there (it's too big to tie it to a door handle as a booby trap, though you could probably rig up a Rube Goldberg machine).
Pigeon-guided missiles.
Bat bombs.
Anti-tank dogs.
Real WWII military projects that sound like weapons from a Worms game.
Bat bombs.
Anti-tank dogs.
Real WWII military projects that sound like weapons from a Worms game.
the magical rusty sword. The magic part makes it rust, breaks easy, and gives you a penalty to hit. Also, it doesn't do tetanus.
Why stop there? Those rings make day-to-day conversation difficult.Orange_Lightning said:
"She's got a firey personality *sets other person on fire*"
"What a windbag *accidentally starts a massive hurricane*"
etc.
I don't know if Agent Orange counts as a weapon, but that was a whole load of non-genius from America in Vietnam.
"I know, let's use a chemical that kills the rainforest so those bloody VC can't hide. Never mind it giving civilians and our soldiers cancer, skin conditions and birth defects 40 years later."
That's some good thinking there.
"I know, let's use a chemical that kills the rainforest so those bloody VC can't hide. Never mind it giving civilians and our soldiers cancer, skin conditions and birth defects 40 years later."
That's some good thinking there.
But we're not talking about some heavily armed infantryman going to war, this is for civilian use as a self defence tool in the unlucky event of being attacked.Iron Mal said:
Attacker pulls a blade on you, you have both a sword and a gun. Attacker pulls a pistol on you from a small distance, you draw a firearm as well.
Also as it uses a standard sword grip other then the weight issues it would be no more awkward to hold then any other weapon.
Edit: Also if you want a really bizarre and impractical self defence tool (yet awesome): Lantern Shield.
And someone went there... Who wants the uselessly gay ring? Right up there with Aquaman.Orange_Lightning said:
I heard that there's a chainsword (chainsaw and sword combined!) in Warhammer or something
It would take a minute to start, and it would take a couple seconds to fully sever a limb, i don't see the point
It would take a minute to start, and it would take a couple seconds to fully sever a limb, i don't see the point
A gold-plated grenade...I rest my case
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