Worst acting or script in a game?

[ShakerSilver]

The worst that I've heard:

Richter: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wished to pay me tribute!
Richter: Tribute?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Drac: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Drac: What is a man?*breaks glass* A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!!

EDIT

No-one's brought this up yet?!

Gentle(mentle)men, I believe we are all idiots for not mentioning this sooner.

 

[dfphetteplace]

Resident Evil games

 

[Souplex]

*Clears throat*
Gordon Freeman: ...
Alyx Vance: Gordon Freeman blah blah exposition Gordon Freeman exposition blah.
Gordon Freeman: ...

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Half-Life.

The voice acting in that game makes it utterly unplayable.

...Wh..who..
Who on the Escapist would ever SAY that? I'm not offended or anything, but, who on the Escapist...wow.

OT: MechAssault2: Lone Wolf, and for one reason:

 

[Snownine]

Everything in this. The Japanese games especially. I think that's most of them.

Also, Commandos 3 takes the biscuit for "Worst Irish accent ever".

I swear the voice at number 32 of that list sounds exactly like Tristan from Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series.

Wow, just wow. The bit from Mega Man 8 was hilarious. The one guy screwed up so many words.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

Guild Wars, and Aion.

The cutscenes are laughable and the script is full of clichés. Fortunately, I don't expect a story at all in MMO's and even if there is one, I'll pretend it's not there.

 

[addeB]

Definitely Two Worlds.

 

[Dok Zombie]

Three words... "Master of unlocking."

 

[Dienekes]

Dark Messiah: Might and Magic.

That dialogue was horrible. Luckily the combat (Which I still hold is the best so far) made up for it.

took the words right out of my mouth, seen the title and thought "OMG ITS LIKE THE PERFECT THREAD FOR DARK MESSIAH"

 

[thom_cat_]

Just Cause 2.
"Iiii am Bolo Santosiiii, I am the leeeeeaaaader of the revoluutionarry aaaarmy knows as the reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapers..."
But that was so bad that it could just be turned into a source of humour, so it wasn't really a problem.

DAMN BEATEN TO IT!
That was the biggest fail.
Not as bad as the supply chopper guy... I could strangle him...

 

[Legion]

No-one's brought this up yet?!

For great justice!!

I don't recall the voices being that stupid in the UK version.

 

[Flour]

 

[khoryos]

I bet alot of people will see this coming

"Spess Mehreens, we are the might of the Emprah!"

METAL BOXES!

 

[Anthropaphagi]

If memory serves, the old Castlevania games had some dire diaglogue and 'acting'. I was little when I played some of those and remember rolling my eyes it was so overwrought.

 

[floppylobster]

Ace Combat 6 - Go dance with the Angels.

 

[Oktanas]

must be Resident Evil "Jill sandwich"

 

[Audio]

R-type comes to mind