Worst apocalypse scenario?
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A massive Gamma Ray Burst from a nearby star strikes the earth, over the course of a month, humanity is all but burned alive.
This wouldn't happen in CHINA.NoMoreSanity said:
They know how to share.
EDIT: Oops, almost forgot, worst apocalypse = worldwide transmission of an airborne strain of Ebola, the nasty kind.
Having you, your friends and everyone you know basically liquefy over the period of a week, doesn't sound as enjoyable as nuclear holocaust, methinks.
Probably the Prototype Apocalypse. In prototype, you play as, basically, a sentient virus. That would suck because A. you'd be in an infection hotzone or a military parameter most of the time and B. You could die at any moment if the titular character, Alex Mercer, AKA the prototype, needed you to disguise.
Widespread cases of nymphomania results in an explosive increase in the number of AIDS victims (and other STDs) worldwide, hundreds of thousands die daily as our greatest minds struggle to find a cure (they eventually commit suicide due to the stress, pressure and feeling of failure after the number of lives they've failed to save).
A nightmare vision, I know, but it could be worse...at least this way 90% of people will get laid before they die.
A nightmare vision, I know, but it could be worse...at least this way 90% of people will get laid before they die.
THIS.samaritan.squirrel said:
Everything else wither and pale in comparison.
Imagine it yourself. Suddenly while out walking, you can't move. Every non-vital muscle in your body seizes up and you are frozen to the spot, only able to see whatever you happened to be looking on at the time. Slowly, slowly your eyes begin to dry up, and you desperately want to blink, but you cant. The world moves on around you, with birds flying around, the wind blowing, and You.Can't.Do.A.Thing.
An itch somewhere, you can't scratch it.
You desperately need to use the loo. You cant move. Your body takes over for you and you soil yourself where you stand. There's nothing you can do about it.
A spider crawls up over your shoe and in under your leg. You can feel it crawling upwards between your skin and the lining of the fabric of your pants. The small legs work slowly, oh so very slowly. Crawling. Everywhere. Nothing is sacred and nothing is saved, it gets into everywhere and you cant do anything to stop it.
Your mind races, panic flows and adrenaline pumps into your mind, but your frozen muscles refuse to obey you. You are completely helpless.
In the distance you see other people, just like you, stuck in their own bodies. You can see the horror in their eyes, and your toughs, unbeknownst to you, mirror theirs.
"I am stuck. I cant move. Someone, Help! Please!"
But no one is coming to your rescue.
A crow lands somewhere nearby you. You can hear the wings flapping about. It peers at you cautiously. Growing bolder by the hours, it finally flies up and lands on your head.
It radiates an aura of cruelty, you can feel it. It hops forwards a few steps, messing with your hair, and then bends down with its head. You see the small black orbs looking at you, and then, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, it plucks your left eye out and flies away.
After one, maybe two days, your mind finally gives up, and you go insane.
After a week, every human is dead or on the brink of death due to lack of food and water, animal attacks or weather.
I will gladly accept any other doomsday scenario. This is the worst of them all. I can't imagine anything more horrible than total and complete paralysis.
How about being locked in a bunker as an experiment, when the apocalypse happens outside.
then, when it comes time to let you out and the experiment to finish, the door stay locked. forever.
then, when it comes time to let you out and the experiment to finish, the door stay locked. forever.
It's nothing a little duct-tape couldn't fix!angrytaco26 said:
ah, the miracle that is duct-tape.
OT: Hordes, upon hordes, of tiny insects that slowly eat you from the inside-out. They can't be stopped with pesticides, and will use the bodies of the numerous dead to multiply again and agian.
Ive always wondered about the gravity situation as mentioned.
If you were indoors and your house had good foundations it would be fine, just stay indoors, move your furnitur to the same position as befor but just on the ceiling :-D
Then we can erect a series of ropes between houses and posts and stuff and just clip your self on, jump and drift down the line till you get to the end or the junction you want, then clip onto the next rope and push off. SO MUCH FUN! lol.
If you were indoors and your house had good foundations it would be fine, just stay indoors, move your furnitur to the same position as befor but just on the ceiling :-D
Then we can erect a series of ropes between houses and posts and stuff and just clip your self on, jump and drift down the line till you get to the end or the junction you want, then clip onto the next rope and push off. SO MUCH FUN! lol.
Humanity becomes more and more stupid and civilization collapsed... oh wait
Seriously though, something we can't control, like the sun expanding or an airborne incurable vrius. Zombies and mutants can at least be shot at.
Seriously though, something we can't control, like the sun expanding or an airborne incurable vrius. Zombies and mutants can at least be shot at.
A very rugged, hansom man walks up to a podium during what should be a presidential address, waits for a moment for the buzz to die, then puts his hands in the air and says
"Well... You did it. You finally did it. Are you happy? Are you people happy with what you've done? Because I'm not. No sir. I'm furious. I am so ticked off at you people that i just want to jump off this stage and punch you. Every one of you, right in the mouth. And why am i so furious? Because you idiots, this is the end. That's it. It's over. Al Gore tried to tell you all, He traveled the country, spreading truth, and we, the government, were so sure. So sure that we would not have to get involved. So sure that Mr. Gore's charisma alone would bring the truth to all of your ears. Change the world. Well... look at us now... Guess what people. Mr. Gore was right, and now it's to late. We have no weapons, no technology, nothing! Nothing. That can stop Man Bear Pig. I hope you're all happy. Farewell, and goodnight."
Systematic murder by unstoppable beast, one by one we are hunted and killed. The process takes hundreds of years. Mankind breeds faster than he can work, and in time, Man Bear Pig dies of old age, 6 billion units short of his goal.Al Gore dies a saint, a Neo-Jesus to the people of earth. But within 500 years of his predictions, he is forgotten.
Mankind is killed by the gays in 2613....
"Well... You did it. You finally did it. Are you happy? Are you people happy with what you've done? Because I'm not. No sir. I'm furious. I am so ticked off at you people that i just want to jump off this stage and punch you. Every one of you, right in the mouth. And why am i so furious? Because you idiots, this is the end. That's it. It's over. Al Gore tried to tell you all, He traveled the country, spreading truth, and we, the government, were so sure. So sure that we would not have to get involved. So sure that Mr. Gore's charisma alone would bring the truth to all of your ears. Change the world. Well... look at us now... Guess what people. Mr. Gore was right, and now it's to late. We have no weapons, no technology, nothing! Nothing. That can stop Man Bear Pig. I hope you're all happy. Farewell, and goodnight."
Systematic murder by unstoppable beast, one by one we are hunted and killed. The process takes hundreds of years. Mankind breeds faster than he can work, and in time, Man Bear Pig dies of old age, 6 billion units short of his goal.Al Gore dies a saint, a Neo-Jesus to the people of earth. But within 500 years of his predictions, he is forgotten.
Mankind is killed by the gays in 2613....
Matrix scenario where you accidently force you and everyone outta the machine by killing the Matrix with some porn virus and you awake naked trapped in that goo tube while all you can do is watch you and everyone else get fucked up in their goo tubes........yeah
