Oh my god. THE VANDERMARK MUMMY! What A piece of shit book.
Here is a summary of a chapter.
"Oh no, my sister has been kidnapped! Hey she likes the museum! Maybe she is their!
Not In this room
Not In this room
Not In this room
Not In this room
Not In this room
Not In this room
Not In this room (hey this one has sports equipment. NEETO!)
Not In this room
Not In this room
hmm, let me double check all the rooms.
Not In this room
Not In this room
Hey I found her! Turns out I didn't look hard enough in one room. What a relief!"
WHAT!!??
On the upside, I had to read Flowers for Algernon way later in my school career. THAT is how you do a class novel.