Worst Comebacks/Insults you've heard while playing online

[NewYork_Comedian]

Me: My mom is dead
12 year old: Thats why I fucked her last night!
My response: So you fucked a corpse?

Wow... thats both being a tripple asshole AND a tripple idiot.

Im that or he is?

He is. Thats just... wow, why would he say that, oh wait hes twelve

When I told him he's into necrophilia, he actually said he already was into it. Im not kidding you there.

0_0... thats...just...great?

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

worst one I ran across called me a weapon spamming noob after I'd just painted the wall behind him with an M9.
Anyone who's ever played a shooter knows this is without a doubt the weakest weapon to ever disgrace any game.

 

[Worgen]

Im bad at trash talking since if I make a threat then you can be damn sure Ill be waiting outside your door the next morning and I refuse to call anything gay or any variation of it. I also refuse to call someone a noob since no one starts out knowing everything about a game,

 

[10zack986]

Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Since I've never had an online gaming connection, I've not heard any such things personally.

Spoiler: But I have seen this. Here we listen to two imbeciles trying to be witty as they badmouth each other.

"YOU LITTLE SUNFLOWER SEED!!!"

What is this i dont even...

Are you the same guy who posted this video, or did you find it?

No. Like I said, I've never had an online gaming connection. Ever. Someone posted this very video on a thread several days ago, and it seemed relevent to this topic as well.

 

[jowo96]

Insultee: I've muted you so I can't hear you!
Insulter: You're an idiot
Insultee: No I'm not