Worst Comebacks/Insults you've heard while playing online

[Orwellian37]

"You... you... DOUBLE ******!!"

 

[HandfulofWolf]

"WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME AND TAKE A SHIT!?"

On Bad Company 2 when someone on my team was getting dominated.

 

[Terminate421]

Me: My mom is dead
12 year old: Thats why I fucked her last night!
My response: So you fucked a corpse?

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Me: My mom is dead
12 year old: Thats why I fucked her last night!
My response: So you fucked a corpse?

Wow... thats both being a tripple asshole AND a tripple idiot.

 

[Terminate421]

Me: My mom is dead
12 year old: Thats why I fucked her last night!
My response: So you fucked a corpse?

Wow... thats both being a tripple asshole AND a tripple idiot.

Im that or he is?

 

[The Austin]

A "BK".

It's actually a term in circles of XBL idiots. It apparently means "Bad Kid".

 

[christiki7]

Imma hire a hooker infected with herpes, and put her into a blender until she becomes a fine paste. Then, I'll put her in the freezer for several hours, before carving her into a floppy disk, which i will then put into your computer.

 

[Terminate421]

Imma hire a hooker infected with herpes, and put her into a blender until she becomes a fine paste. Then, I'll put her in the freezer for several hours, before carving her into a floppy disk, which i will then put into your computer.

That ironically is ingenious and idiotic. Im sorry but I have to admit it.

 

[DeepComet5581]

I saw someone type on a COD2 multiplayer map:

"All gays are gay, *****"

I typed:

"Really? Well fucking done, you"

 

[christiki7]

To be perfectly honest, I've actually used this several times. i'm not sure whether to be ashamed or proud...

 

[christiki7]

Imma hire a hooker infected with herpes, and put her into a blender until she becomes a fine paste. Then, I'll put her in the freezer for several hours, before carving her into a floppy disk, which i will then put into your computer.

That ironically is ingenious and idiotic. Im sorry but I have to admit it.

...To be perfectly honest, I've actually used this several times. i'm not sure whether to be ashamed or proud...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Since I've never had an online gaming connection, I've not heard any such things personally.

Spoiler: But I have seen this. Here we listen to two imbeciles trying to be witty as they badmouth each other.

 

[DanDeFool]

This.

Spoiler

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[johnsom]

Dang, tricked myself into thinking this was a best comeback you've heard. Id say 9/10 comebacks are the worst, and we've all heard them so I wont bother.

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Me: My mom is dead
12 year old: Thats why I fucked her last night!
My response: So you fucked a corpse?

Wow... thats both being a tripple asshole AND a tripple idiot.

Im that or he is?

He is. Thats just... wow, why would he say that, oh wait hes twelve

 

[Iron Lightning]

"You're all a bunch of faggots!"

So, you mean to say that we are all a bunch of bundles of sticks, outrageous!

 

[NewYork_Comedian]

Since I've never had an online gaming connection, I've not heard any such things personally.

Spoiler: But I have seen this. Here we listen to two imbeciles trying to be witty as they badmouth each other.

"YOU LITTLE SUNFLOWER SEED!!!"

What is this i dont even...

Are you the same guy who posted this video, or did you find it?

 

[Terminate421]

Me: My mom is dead
12 year old: Thats why I fucked her last night!
My response: So you fucked a corpse?

Wow... thats both being a tripple asshole AND a tripple idiot.

Im that or he is?

He is. Thats just... wow, why would he say that, oh wait hes twelve

When I told him he's into necrophilia, he actually said he already was into it. Im not kidding you there.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

One guy I played kept describing in great detail sexual situations with my mom whenever I killed/missed me.

 

[Neverhoodian]

One kid on TF2 got angry when some players asked him to stop using voice chat constantly without letting others get a word in. He then proceeded to act like he was being sodomized by a burly man.

I think he was trying to ridicule the other players, but it sounded like he himself was enthusiastically role-playing a twisted little fantasy of his. He was met with a general, "dude, what the hell is wrong with you?" response. As for myself, I muted him.