Worst Comebacks/Insults you've heard while playing online

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

i always get the semi hypocrits, i am playing solid with a m4 and i hit this guy square in the chest 4 times before he teleport knifes me, and i saw he was reloading so i quick spawned with a different class and noobtubed that spot from across the map and he dies and goes "YOU HACK FAG FUCK!" and im thinking "huh...so thats what i am...after all this time i thought i was just an average guy, but i guess im a hack fag fuck.."

 

[shadow741]

I called someone a hypocrite and he said that he's not a hypocrite and a hypocrite is someone who judges someone else before knowing them. I replied, "Since when?"

 

[Aura Guardian]

Don't recall the last time someone insulted me. But I saw this video and laughed my ass off. Oh Xbox Live

 

[C95J]

so's your mum!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Fuck you. Just startlingly unoriginal. Had a really good comeback once. This 12-year-old with a really high voice was taking trash, so I said,"Who the fuck invite Mickey Mouse? Go bact to molesting the Jonas Brothers." And on the other side-silence.

 

[Freeze_L]

I've been called black, a jew, a camel (??). Somebody once called me a blueberry muffin.

Someone called me a muffin once... it was pretty funny.

next time i get angry at some one i am going to call them a muffin... lol... unless it has some hidden meaning thats going over our heads it seems like a great way to cool off an aurgument would be saying "well you know what your a dirty MUFFIN!"

 

[MortimerJack]

My friend and I had just taken down a little kid's(probably about 11) helicoptor in free-roam on GTA IV, when he responded by saying that he would kill himself to get back at us by making us feel responsible for his death.

It was easy to tell by his tone that he wasn't really serious, but damn. We just couldn't tell what to make of it. o_0

 

[thingymuwatsit]

Everybody's nice on the escapist!
4chan, on the other hand...

 

[SpAc3man]

"your mom"

I use this on my sister. She retaliates with "your mum's face"

We have a good sense of humor.

 

[Yoshemo]

"your mom"

Your mom goes to college......... 10 year olds....

My mom works at a college. So I can make an easy comeback to that~

 

[Macheteswordgun]

"your mom"

Your mom goes to college......... 10 year olds....

My mom works at a college. So I can make an easy comeback to that~

Man my mom set up yo college classes NIGGA xD

 

[rhyno435]

The classic "Grow some balls, man..." Usually coming from an 11-year-old who's balls haven't dropped yet.

The last time it happened was when I killed someone with a High Power Pistol in Red Dead Redemption.

I forget how it happened, but I think I ended up saying he had a problem with erectile dysfunction or something.

 

[Caligulove]

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot"
Admittedly, I laughed a little bit, since it just seemed like he was trying to say something on top of that- but couldn't think of anything

 

[Xisin]

My roommate answers any insult with "so is your face." Bit annoying.

 

[Lineoutt]

"You live in a jar with a million penises!" - 10 year old halo player

Ok to be fair I was messing with him. Before that I had said "Wow I bet you live in a jar with a million penises" this, he did not like.

 

[Eponet]

my worst i've ever gotten is well you're a girl so you got lucky.....

i don't play online much cause i either get that or guys hitting on me *rolls eyes*

and yes i will team kill stupid asses who start insulting me or hitting on me......which is why if i play online its with people i know.

Do what I do. Don't say a thing. Until I speak, no one bats an eye.

 

[Reaper195]

Playing with a bunch of people on Red Dead: Redemption. Some guy was being a dick, so everyone shot him (About five people all at once, but only me and the other guy had mics). He started insulting everyone, so I told him to 'Sod off, you stupid twat.' He then responded with 'you can't even speaking American properly, dumbass.' I considered ranting a thousand things, but ended with 'English was around long before your country was anything more than a bunch of blue aliens running around' before muting him.

 

[chieften]

During beerpong when I was asked to make a a stoplight out of the cups. "you're a stoplight!"