Worst Comebacks/Insults you've heard while playing online

[Macheteswordgun]

One of the most horrible ones ive heard was last night... from a 9 year old. Never saw it coming huh -_-. He said and i quote "your mom sucked my dick so hard i saw her teeth come out my butt" and there were many many more like that ill post more if some people get some good examples posted. Anyone else hear anything like that?

 

[Johnnyallstar]

It wasn't online, but the one I remember best was at my workplace, where one guy got mixed up, and said "Oh yeah, well I'm your *****!... Wait..."

 

[Sir_Tor]

"No you!"
It's so bad it's starting to get funny

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Like any douchebag when they know they've been caught i get the classic "you well your just gay and you like men" repeated over and over.

 

[Applejack]

"your mom"

 

[sms_117b]

Knife fag

so I replied, "you have a gun, I have a knife, I killed you, fags where you're from must be hard as fuck!"

But I'm not brilliant at FPS's, and they're all I play online, so I rarley get attitude

 

[Macheteswordgun]

It wasn't online, but the one I remember best was at my workplace, where one guy got mixed up, and said "Oh yeah, well I'm your *****!... Wait..."

Had something like this these guys were seeing how long they could keep up a cussing rant by finishing the other ones sentence and the first one to fuck up lost. One guy ended up saying he would shove a beer bottle a donkey dick and a broom handle up his ass

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Knife fag

so I replied, "you have a gun, I have a knife, I killed you, fags where you're from must be hard as fuck!"

But I'm not brilliant at FPS's, and they're all I play online, so I rarley get attitude

Its like bringing a knife to a gun fight.... unless you have the knife gun @.@

 

[Macheteswordgun]

"your mom"

Your mom goes to college......... 10 year olds....

 

[Dango]

"Well...*ten second pause*... you're gay!"
Seriously, why he take so long to come up with that?

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

"your mom"

This is the recourse of the simple minded, it takes no imagination, therefore, it also has my vote.

 

[Cody211282]

"Your mom goes to college!"

How the fuck is that insulting?

 

[BlumiereBleck]

It's the best and worst comeback but "I know you are but what am I"-Blumiere aka Skullkid4187

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Like any douchebag when they know they've been caught i get the classic "you well your just gay and you like men" repeated over and over.

Tis the oldest one in the book. Its always about homosexuality when someone runs outta good comebacks..... so sad they should have watched south park fags is harley riders not homosexuals tisk tisk

 

[Grayjack]

One of the most horrible ones ive heard was last night... from a 9 year old. Never saw it coming huh -_-. He said and i quote "your mom sucked my dick so hard i saw her teeth come out my butt" and there were many many more like that ill post more if some people get some good examples posted. Anyone else hear anything like that?

How did her teeth come out his butt?

OT: The standard "You're gay."

 

[Blow_Pop]

my worst i've ever gotten is well you're a girl so you got lucky.....

i don't play online much cause i either get that or guys hitting on me *rolls eyes*

and yes i will team kill stupid asses who start insulting me or hitting on me......which is why if i play online its with people i know.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Your cock stinks!"

How would you know?

Or maybe the epic "Your mom is a girl."

Just... wut?

 

[Grike]

Someone called me a muffin once... it was pretty funny.

 

[Macheteswordgun]

One of the most horrible ones ive heard was last night... from a 9 year old. Never saw it coming huh -_-. He said and i quote "your mom sucked my dick so hard i saw her teeth come out my butt" and there were many many more like that ill post more if some people get some good examples posted. Anyone else hear anything like that?

How did her teeth come out his butt?

OT: The standard "You're gay."

Another one he kept insisting this guys mom kept trying to rape him in the laundry room for some reason

 

[.p-0-q.]

''HOMOFAG'' YES ONE WORD