Worst Director Ever?

[Baby Tea]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

I have not the sufficient words to condemn this blasphemy.
You are wrong.

On topic: Uwe Boll is pretty freaking terrible, but he also has crappy actors working for him (And I love Jason Statham, but he's not much of an actor unless he's kicking the shit out of someone). Micheal Bay is fine, so long as you don't take him seriously. IT's like watching a teenager trying to tell you about life: It's cute and you can't help but enjoy it, no matter how wrong they are.

I'll stick with Uwe Boll, though, since Rodriguez showed with El Mariachi that you don't need a huge budget or great actors to make a sweet film.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

Tarentino... ...

I hope thats a joke. Opinions are opinions but calling tarentino bad at directing.

 

[oliveira8]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

You forgot Clint Eastwood and Spielberg.

Fo'real now. Uwe Boll. Why? Because he only does movies to exploit a German loop hole in some poorly conceived law.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

The guy who did Napoleon Dynamite. No matter how good his other films are, averaged with Napoleon dynamite he is terrible.

Considering the only other movie in that resume is "Nacho Libre" the title of "worst director ever" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it. Napoleon Dynamite is definitely the worst movie I've ever seen, intensified by my idiot peers quoting it for months on end.

The movie is awful the first time you see it, but upon repeated viewings the unthinkable happens... it becomes FUNNY.

That's probably because your will to live depletes every time you watch it, and by the time you've finished watching it a second time you've officially become a self loathing masochist.

 

[gmer412]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

Of course, of course. Don't forget Cameron and Herzog, though.

 

[TotallyFake]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

You forgot Clint Eastwood and Spielberg.

Fo'real now. Uwe Boll. Why? Because he only does movies to exploit a German loop hole in some poorly conceived law.

Exploit? Disturbingly, he uses it EXACTLY as intended. So that german directors can make films and not have to worry if they flop. The idea is to stimulate risk-taking, but it just means he can keep churning out films until one makes a profit. There are directors who abuse that law, but Boll isn't one.

 

[Kittenmauler]

Roger Christian for Battlefield Earth... The actual worst film ever made...

At least Uwe Boll can feel slightly happier by the fact that he didn't make it.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Pearl Harbor? What about The Island, one of the worst movies I've ever seen. People have been hating on Michael Bay long before Transformers, and for good reason.

 

[Vianyte]

Whoever the hell created Super Hero Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and all that.

 

[oliveira8]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

You forgot Clint Eastwood and Spielberg.

Fo'real now. Uwe Boll. Why? Because he only does movies to exploit a German loop hole in some poorly conceived law.

Exploit? Disturbingly, he uses it EXACTLY as intended. So that german directors can make films and not have to worry if they flop. The idea is to stimulate risk-taking, but it just means he can keep churning out films until one makes a profit. There are directors who abuse that law, but Boll isn't one.

That sounds exploit/abuse. He knows his movies will tank pretty hard and still makes movies, so he will make more money than he spends on doing them. He is aware that his movies suck-ass, you just need to turn on the commentary track in any Boll movie.

I mean...come on Mel Brooks did a parody of this type of situation and this guy is doing the exact same thing!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Christophe Gans...

 

[Vrex360]

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

You know, the guys who produced such memorable classics* as 'Date Movie' 'Epic Movie' 'Meet the Spartans' and 'Disaster Movie'.

I literally want them dead.

*The only thing memorable about those movies was to the degree to which they suck, they are parody movies with no element of parody and satire with no satirical elements. They just recreate scenes from movies almost word for word and add fart jokes.
These movies really are the thing that make me loathe the human race.

 

[Canadaftw]

Micheal Bay /thread.

 

[Littlee300]

For me its, and that idiot that directed High School Musical (don't care who it is, the simple fact that he agreed to work on that shit proves he is an idiot).

He probably has money up to his neck, so I don't think he is an idiot.

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also mine would be micheal bay

 

[A Weary Exile]

(And I love Jason Statham, but he's not much of an actor unless he's kicking the shit out of someone)

The only two movies of his I've ever liked were Snatch and Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, movies where there isn't much ass being kicked by Mr. Statham. I just don't like those blockbuster action movies, save for maybe a few like Rambo and Predator.

OP: For sake of originality I'll say Micheal Bay, I don't remember anything about Uwe Boll's movies, I guess that's a testament to his direcing skills. M. Night Shamalamadingdong is also quite awful, so my opinion's pretty much identical to everyone else's.

There are plenty more good directors than bad ones.

EDIT:

Whoever the hell created Super Hero Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and all that.

Arrgh! The Wayans Brothers! I forgot about those morons!

Apparently the Wayans brothers didn't direct those, some putz named Seltzer did. I still hate the Wayans brothers though. D:<

 

[G1eet]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

Of course, of course. Don't forget Cameron and Herzog, though.

Stop the presses!

...He forgot Kurosawa.

 

[Rahheemme]

Joel Schumacher (turned Tim Burton's legacy of awesome and dark Batman films into a pile of puns, over-the-top action, and dick jokes)

Actually, Joel Schumachehoueresteinhauser's other films have been pretty stellar. The Lost Boys might be polarizing, but Falling Down was brilliant.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh boy, another opportunity for people to blindly jump on the Micheal Bay hate bandwagon.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Thank you, that about sums up my feelings. You know as long as we're all being sheep.
"Baa-aa'll raam you"

EDIT: Oh and FYI I LIKED the Micheal Bay Transformers movies.

 

[Random Argument Man]

Joel Schumacher (turned Tim Burton's legacy of awesome and dark Batman films into a pile of puns, over-the-top action, and dick jokes)

Actually, Joel Schumachehoueresteinhauser's other films have been pretty stellar. The Lost Boys might be polarizing, but Falling Down was brilliant.

You forgot "The number 23"... Which was ok if you're not a nitpicker.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

I have not the sufficient words to condemn this blasphemy.
You are wrong.

On topic: Uwe Boll is pretty freaking terrible, but he also has crappy actors working for him (And I love Jason Statham, but he's not much of an actor unless he's kicking the shit out of someone). Micheal Bay is fine, so long as you don't take him seriously. IT's like watching a teenager trying to tell you about life: It's cute and you can't help but enjoy it, no matter how wrong they are.

I'll stick with Uwe Boll, though, since Rodriguez showed with El Mariachi that you don't need a huge budget or great actors to make a sweet film.

No sir, I am sarcastic.