Worst Director Ever?

[Rahheemme]

Roy Knyrim

What's that? You don't know who that is? Don't worry, you weren't expected to. This is the piece of shit that directed Death Racers. Not Death Race, Death Racers. Death Racers is the mockbuster version of Death Race. Why is it bad? It stars INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

Death Racers is the worst movie ever made. Bar none.

 

[Once a Human]

Uwe Boll. Uninspired knockoffs of not even beloved franchises makes for poor quality all around. His fault for sure, but I can't award Worst Director Ever to none other than George Lucas for butchering every aspect of a cultural cornerstone by demanding the directors megaphone in his latest trilogy and the re-releases of the original one.

Rest In Peace you savages.

 

[The AI]

Oh boy, another opportunity for people to blindly jump on the Micheal Bay hate bandwagon.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Thank you, that about sums up my feelings. You know as long as we're all being sheep.
"Baa-aa'll raam you"

EDIT: Oh and FYI I LIKED the Micheal Bay Transformers movies and I consider myself quite the intellectual.

That has to be one of the most pompous things I've ever read. e.e

And I don't hate Michael Bay for the first Transformers (yeah, it features some bad acting, an uncohesive plot, and it also craps all over the original 1980s cartoon series, but it is quite pretty and features some impressive action scenes), I hate him for the barrel of diarrhea that was Pearl Harbor.

 

[SpireOfFire]

Uwe Boll. seriously, how the fuck does this guy even get funding? how is he still even employed (so to speak)?

 

[The AI]

Roy Knyrim

What's that? You don't know who that is? Don't worry, you weren't expected to. This is the piece of shit that directed Death Racers. Not Death Race, Death Racers. Death Racers is the mockbuster version of Death Race. Why is it bad? It stars INSANE CLOWN POSSE.

Death Racers is the worst movie ever made. Bar none.

Why would you even think of watching a movie that stars Insane Clown Posse? o___o

 

[duchaked]

well in the end I have to say I really liked the first Transformers movie
(c'mon, opening scene with Blackout...seriously)
but I also gotta say that the sequel is one I openly dislike blehhh

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Michael Bay.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh boy, another opportunity for people to blindly jump on the Micheal Bay hate bandwagon.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Thank you, that about sums up my feelings. You know as long as we're all being sheep.
"Baa-aa'll raam you"

EDIT: Oh and FYI I LIKED the Micheal Bay Transformers movies and I consider myself quite the intellectual.

That has to be one of the most pompous things I've ever read. e.e

And I don't hate Michael Bay for the first Transformers (yeah, it features some bad acting, an uncohesive plot, and it also craps all over the original 1980s cartoon series, but it is quite pretty and features some impressive action scenes), I hate him for the barrel of diarrhea that was Pearl Harbor.

I mearly meant that I consider myself a deep person, I wasn't trying to sound pompous.

Anyway, WTF do you mean it shits all over the original 80's cartoon series? It even included a reference to the original '86 movie, what more do you fucking want?
Well I haven't seen Pearl Harbour so I can't comment on that, but I can say that hating a director for one movie is one of the greatest feats of stupidity.

 

[Sentient6]

Uwe Boll. I'd rather stick needles into my eyes then watch his movies.

 

[brums405]

i think the joke might have been mentioning Tarentino as an equal alongside Copolla and Scorcese....

 

[duchaked]

Oh boy, another opportunity for people to blindly jump on the Micheal Bay hate bandwagon.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Thank you, that about sums up my feelings. You know as long as we're all being sheep.
"Baa-aa'll raam you"

EDIT: Oh and FYI I LIKED the Micheal Bay Transformers movies and I consider myself quite the intellectual.

honestly I don't think George Lucas "ruined" Star Wars, since I liked the prequels as much as the original trilogy

yeah it's an unpopular view on forums but whatever

 

[The AI]

*snip*

I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that. I meant that I preferred the original series, with all its cheesiness, over the new film by a lot. I hated how they focused far too heavily on the human characters and not enough on the robots. The humans are supposed to be CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE, not the focal points of the plot. On top of that, Shia LaBeouf just... ruined it for me. He's just not likeable at all. And the less said about Megan Fox's acting the better.

Oh, believe me. Pearl Harbor is just that bad. It dumps all historical accuracy of any kind in favor of fancy special effects and a love triangle.

 

[gremily]

Ed Wood.

 

[Stevanchez]

Catherine Hardwicke

 

[Zedzero]

Coppola, Scorsese, and Tarentino

I'm sorry how did Tarentino make it?

 

[CroutonsOfDeath]

Lars Von Fucknut, I mean, Lars Von Trier. This guy is an idiotic, pretentious douche bag making exploitation films and trying to pass it as "art" when it all has the artistic merit of Hitlers bowl movements. He's an attention whore too. He's been trying to offend and make "meaningful" movies all his stupid career, and now that Antichrist has stirred the hive he's having a hayday because he's finally happy he can whore some attention. Say what you will about Uwe Boll, at least he can make fun of himself. Say what you will about Ed Wood, but he had passion and was a nice guy. Say what you will about Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich, at least they can make an occasionally good explosion. Lars Von Fucknut just uses every cliched "art" house trick and somehow manages to take all the artistic merit away from it, and his controversial "Anti-christ" needs to be forgotten and buried. It's one of the worst movies ever made, its not worth the attention or controversy, and Lars needs to stop making movies.

 

[Zedzero]

Oh boy, another opportunity for people to blindly jump on the Micheal Bay hate bandwagon.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Thank you, that about sums up my feelings. You know as long as we're all being sheep.
"Baa-aa'll raam you"

EDIT: Oh and FYI I LIKED the Micheal Bay Transformers movies and I consider myself quite the intellectual.

honestly I don't think George Lucas "ruined" Star Wars, since I liked the prequels as much as the original trilogy

yeah it's an unpopular view on forums but whatever

So because you liked the prequels, that means he didn't ruin Star Wars. The vision of the first three is lost in the prequels it became so serious and political and stale.

 

[Beardon65]

Like it says before, Uwe Boll. Rolling out one crappy movie at a time. Anyone that made a terrible videogame adaptations and a one up for the director who made the resident evil movies. Seriously? Although I believe in the "Nuke the hell outta places that give you problems" policy, doing it for every ending... kills it.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Who did 28 Days Later?

 

[eljawa]

The guy who did Napoleon Dynamite. No matter how good his other films are, averaged with Napoleon dynamite he is terrible.

I like Napoleon Dynamite. It was different, and weird. But once all the hype ended, and everyone started hating it I rewatched it. It is quite funny, very quotable...off beat humor. With a good message. Not a classic, but not bad

Oh boy, another opportunity for people to blindly jump on the Micheal Bay hate bandwagon.

Oh look, more idiots bleating out Michael Bay hate... "Boo hoo, everyone thinks transformers was bad so he must be like the worst director ever! I don't care that I've never seen another Bay film because he's shit and all he does is explosions..."

Thank you, that about sums up my feelings. You know as long as we're all being sheep.
"Baa-aa'll raam you"

EDIT: Oh and FYI I LIKED the Micheal Bay Transformers movies and I consider myself quite the intellectual.

honestly I don't think George Lucas "ruined" Star Wars, since I liked the prequels as much as the original trilogy

yeah it's an unpopular view on forums but whatever

So because you liked the prequels, that means he didn't ruin Star Wars. The vision of the first three is lost in the prequels it became so serious and political and stale.

The third Star Wars was closer to the original Star Wars than episode 6. Return of the JEdi started the downfall, with only Harrison Ford to save it. Episode 3 still had hayden CHristenson, but it had a lot of darker, cooler elements. The other 2 sucked, along with much of episode 6. George Lucas is a good director