Allow me to tell you about the two biggest douchebags I have EVER met IRL.
It was sixth grade. I went to see the peter pan play at the local theater as a field trip. Well, I had band right before the field trip, and I had to sit at a different location than the rest of my class mates. I was right in front of these two little arseholes, with mah best friend, Dylan (known as cantthinkofausername here) and they proceeded to tell me that some other idiot (a loooonnnggg few rows behind them) liked me, and it was a GUY.
I'm a GUY. And I'm NOT gay. I have long hair, but WTF. I would NEVER go as far to say that I liked someone, not even knowing their gender. I said I'm a guy, and I'm not gay either. They immediatly had a :O reaction, like everyone else that sees my hair.
After that, I was abused the entire show (which I really didn't care, because Peter Pan is for 6 year olds..why they took us there I dunno) about my hair length, being called fat (probably because Dylan, who I was sitting beside and defending [I got your back, brah

] is like an anerexic, and me being a closer to normal weight I was immediatly classified as overweight), called my dad overweight (which REALLY pissed me off)and called Dylan's mother anorexic. And what really bothered me, was that the guy who was screwing with me for having long hair, HAD long hair. They also had a broken sarcasm detector, and because I speak in a larger and more civilized vocabulary than these freaking retards, they had like no idea what I was saying.
That day sucked for me. I had the adrenaline to effing punch the efffff out of these douches, but understood that if I did, I'd get caught more than likely. And I prefer doing things like that where I can never be caught. Because like someone else said in the thread, I'm a kid who can't stand getting teacher aggro or trouble, and normally just avoid that.
And before someone says 'trim your hair, tard', I would seriously look mentally challenged with short hair.