Worst experience with school kids

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NotAPie

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I'm not really the violent type but I was pushed around by this one guy and I guess a few months or weeks of him telling me I'm a pussy and calling me emo got to me so I broke his nose.
Thats about the only violent thing I've done that I can remember right now.
 

xxmastermillerxx

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Malevolent Stranger said:
Eh.. I had a bad record for putting people in the hospital. One memorable moment was when some douchebag walked over and punched me in the stomach; he then tried again for the face. I grabbed his arm and broke it at the elbow, bone poking out and all.
Haha nice! The rorschach of the highschool huh?
 

ImNoMello

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In 7th Grade, their was this kid who had pretty much been an ass since 2nd grade, who was a total chav. One day, he said something during lunch (which my memory fails to recall, something about being very white or something stupid), and it finally made me snap, and I jumped over the table, tackled him, and repeatedly hit him in and around his face. He then slapped me (just like a woman)...which I just made a smart-ass remark about for the rest of the year. I ended up in no trouble at all, in-fact, he got 2 weeks of detention. I ended up breaking his ankle (because of the was he was sitting) and nose.

God, I love having my mom having friends high up in the school district...
 

Aesir23

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In middle school I was bullied constantly by literally everyone in my class (no exaggeration) for two years simply because it was a friggin' fad! One of the cool kids started doing it, so everyone did it. There was a bit of physical bullying as well.

I ended up developing Social Phobia, Clinical Depression, Panic Disorder and General Anxiety Disorder. Man, did I need some therapy.
 

ShankHA32

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Many people are commenting on how people are "too dumb to listen or make fun off"

The fact is, every asshole has a weakness and you gotta press on it. One trick is to just surround yourself with friends to make said asshole look like a douche.

To OP: My worst experiance was having this kid pick on me in like 2nd grade. He was bigger than me, i kicked his ass, but i still got in trouble. Why? The kid was mentally retarded and i had no idea what that meant. I didn't realize it, but that was my first FML moment.

Edit: i reread it, and i sound like a complete douche. I would like to state that i felt REALLY BAD about trying to hurt the kid, but i couldn't do anything to apologize or anything because he was in (obviously) different classes then me.
 

Macaco

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I'm private schooled at the moment, haven't been harassed since.

but when I was ten-ish and homeschooled, I was using the hose on the front of our house for some reason or another and saw Kevin, the neighborhood pub school jackass i smirked and pressed my thumb over the end of the hose to spray him a bit over range, it wasn't that bad, i intentionally didn't wet him almost at all.

but then he ran forward, grabbed the hose and soaked me through, him and his other pub school jackasses broke our trampoline the other day from all jumping on it at once, that is one of few nice things we had, and it only lasted a few days.

I snapped.

Yelled as loudly and deeply as a ten year old could, got a few good punches to the face, and chased his ass several doors over, he entered some random house, being more polite then him, i waited outside, wondering what the hell i was gonna do, when he came rocketing out the front door, chased him some more, got a few good hits in, but was called by a brother.

Regaining my composure, I walked home in a sad sort of way, because my Dad had a rep for being heavy handed {he punished rarely, but when he did, it was bad}, on coming home, my bro told me from the yell he had thought i had broke my arm or something, and when i met with dad, greatness happened.

he praised me {He's was a green beret over at west point}

Greatest. Dad. Ever.
 

Cucucachu

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it happened in high school I was kinda a gentle giant I had some problem with my glands and grew to my adult height(6'5) by the last year of high school and I was kind of a jock(not the snobby kind I just played alot of sports namely football)and there was this kid who was dressed by his grandmother(he had really thick glasses and would come in wearing slacks suspenders and a bow tie naturally he was picked on alot and one day in the middle of class I see this kid getting picked on by this ass he was maybe a foot smaller then me and in the middle of class I stand up charge out of the door and tackle this guy into a locket the lock punched a hole in his back if I had kept pushing I could have severed the guy's spine then once I had him against the wall I punched him the gut and then kneed him in the balls it was so funny to see the two little old teachers trying to pull me off the guy. Afew years later I saw the kid getting picked on and it was really cool to meet him again and have him thank me appartently after everyone saw the little ***** laying on the floor crying they stopped picking on him.
 

Sneaky Paladin

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ImNoMello said:
In 7th Grade, their was this kid who had pretty much been an ass since 2nd grade, who was a total chav. One day, he said something during lunch (which my memory fails to recall, something about being very white or something stupid), and it finally made me snap, and I jumped over the table, tackled him, and repeatedly hit him in and around his face. He then slapped me (just like a woman)...which I just made a smart-ass remark about for the rest of the year. I ended up in no trouble at all, in-fact, he got 2 weeks of detention. I ended up breaking his ankle (because of the was he was sitting) and nose.

God, I love having my mom having friends high up in the school district...
GAH you scared me I thought you we're neonbob because of your avatar.
Also welcome to the escapist asylum.....I mean forum.
 

Azraellod

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Dark marauder said:
my cousin died when someone bashed his head against a pole so fuck off
I am aware of the potential injuries that can be sustained from that sort of thing, but I am also extremely judgmental about bullies, and that was something that I believe was completely deserved.

I have no idea who your cousin was. I am sorry for your loss, but swearing at me because I believe some other kid deserves what they got is not appropriate conduct. Please don't do it in the future.
 

Kamikazi1231

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Well in early high school when I used to sit down to lunch a few guys would walk up and start taking food off my tray. I don't know where they got the idea that it would be easy, I'm definitely not a small guy, just pretty quiet. I just sort of let it go for a little while but one day they were both too slow and I brought my fists down on one of each of their hands. Broke most of the bones in each of their hands and didn't get any trouble for the rest of high school from anyone.

Wish I didn't have to do it, but getting a good meal was important for a good education :) lol
 

Ninonybox_v1legacy

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evryone within earshot telling me to kill myself just because i was a TAD cubby.....and the teachers enforced it.....zero tolorance my ASS
 

Fightgarr

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My worst experience with school kids? I could go into stories complaining about people but I'll simply summarize with the statement: Middle School. Grades 7 and 8 were the most hellish years of my life thus far.

My experience with uni kids has been significantly worse however.
 

Cakes

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notoriouslynx said:
I'm reading a lot of these and I'm guessing most of them are lies but whatever, its the internet.
The very foundation of the internet is built of lies; it's something we all have to live with.
 

David_G

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Well, I've never been bullied, really. I don't know why, though, I'm quiet and peaceful, I guess it's because I made friends with the right people, well, actually, I was friends with everybody. So, no one could actually try to fight me, because they'd knew I had friends, it was pretty cool.
 

Cakes

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notoriouslynx said:
Cakes said:
notoriouslynx said:
I'm reading a lot of these and I'm guessing most of them are lies but whatever, its the internet.
The very foundation of the internet is built of lies; it's something we all have to live with.
Lies and porn.
Make the world go 'round.