They have fairly similar acting styles too, Decient films followed by huge pile of rubbish! hahahyperhammy said:wow... you're right, but they do look pretty similar!Super Six One said:
Worst Film EVAR!
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Transformers 2. A disgrace to cinema.
The Room maybe be bad but at least its hilarious and thus very watchable.
The Room maybe be bad but at least its hilarious and thus very watchable.
I saw the house on haunted hill and i thought it was a decent horror movie. then i watched the sequel and i thought it was the most terrible movie ever. Bad RITING, BAD DIRECTING, BAD ACTING, And they completely missed the point of horror that the first one kinda got. every second of gore was on display *yawn* I laughed at almost all the dialog.
It was just the most terrible movie ive ever seen with absolutely no redeeming qualities.
It was just the most terrible movie ive ever seen with absolutely no redeeming qualities.
You're confusing horrible with awesome. That said, the movie is still shit. Somehow.omega 616 said:
If you think Wiseau's "The Room" is the worst movie ever, you aint seen nothing yet.
His movie is better than several shitty movies by technical standards alone, and his terrible acting/script is totally hilarious, rather than hateful, annoying, or boring (which are far less entertaining).
-After Last Season-
Quite possibly the most boring thing ever filmed. I am not exaggerating at all.
NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS MOVIE. FUCKING NOTHING. It doesn't have a plot. It doesn't have characters. It has actors and actresses reading their bland, monotonous lines off the script in their hands/laps/set.
It had a budget of 5 million dollars, went live in 7 theaters, and yet the entire movie was shot in an unfurnished/under-construction office complex, innumerable random shots of empty hallways, chairs, doors, and ceiling fans (to pad the film to feature-length) and a musical score consisting of a 7th grader pressing random keys on a piano.
Oh, and it's the only movie I've ever seen that featured 25 minutes of a screen saver.
I am not kidding. It's 25 minutes of dead silence and the worst/laziest "CGI" done in movies in the last 30 years.
And It came out last year. In 2009..
This isn't some shitty 70s exploitation flick, or 90s low-budget quirky comedy; it's a modern film with a multi-million dollar budget (albeit, small by Hollywood standards, but come on! Some dude just made millions on a budget of 15k!).
Given the minimal effort and biblical amount of padding involved, I suspect this movie is the result of an investment/grant scam. That's the only logical explanation for how this was published.
-Barber Shop Blues-
It's eerily similar to The Room in tone, but without any of the unintentionally funny lines, terrible scripting, forced acting, and thoroughly boring to boot.
I'd rather watch "The Room" 4 times than either of those two even halfway.
His movie is better than several shitty movies by technical standards alone, and his terrible acting/script is totally hilarious, rather than hateful, annoying, or boring (which are far less entertaining).
-After Last Season-
Quite possibly the most boring thing ever filmed. I am not exaggerating at all.
NOTHING HAPPENS IN THIS MOVIE. FUCKING NOTHING. It doesn't have a plot. It doesn't have characters. It has actors and actresses reading their bland, monotonous lines off the script in their hands/laps/set.
It had a budget of 5 million dollars, went live in 7 theaters, and yet the entire movie was shot in an unfurnished/under-construction office complex, innumerable random shots of empty hallways, chairs, doors, and ceiling fans (to pad the film to feature-length) and a musical score consisting of a 7th grader pressing random keys on a piano.
Oh, and it's the only movie I've ever seen that featured 25 minutes of a screen saver.
I am not kidding. It's 25 minutes of dead silence and the worst/laziest "CGI" done in movies in the last 30 years.
And It came out last year. In 2009..
This isn't some shitty 70s exploitation flick, or 90s low-budget quirky comedy; it's a modern film with a multi-million dollar budget (albeit, small by Hollywood standards, but come on! Some dude just made millions on a budget of 15k!).
Given the minimal effort and biblical amount of padding involved, I suspect this movie is the result of an investment/grant scam. That's the only logical explanation for how this was published.
-Barber Shop Blues-
It's eerily similar to The Room in tone, but without any of the unintentionally funny lines, terrible scripting, forced acting, and thoroughly boring to boot.
I'd rather watch "The Room" 4 times than either of those two even halfway.
Yep, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus was going to get my vote. The airplane scene is pretty ridiculous ("I'm getting married in three days", "Holy Shit!"), but I watched part of the beginning of it one time and there was a part where a pod (herd?, group?) of whales were smashing themselves into a glacier or something and apparently exploding. That was pretty stupid. Although this movie is one of those movies that are so bad that they're funny.omega 616 said:
The worst I've seen EVAR is the Horrors of Spider Island, there is nothing good you can say about the movie at all.
Yeah, that was a pathetic piece of crap. I can't believe how bad it was and yet it made a shit load of money and was even celebrated here in Australia!Adamc-mh said:
I've only seen Nostalgia Critic's review of it, but the Star Wars Christmas Special looked pretty terrible.
I feel need to point out that Nicholas Cage was not in that movie. Check your facts next time.hyperhammy said:
Classic crap. "Manos: The hands of fate". Everything about that movie is bad. The acting, filming, editing, everything. Behind the scenes of Manos, was a lot more interesting than the movie.
Modern crap. "The Road". I wish he would just have shot the "Papa! Papa!"-kid in the cannibal house.
Recent crap. "Scott Pilgrim vs. the world". I think I'm just too old, I didn't enjoy it one bit. Hoped it was more like "Kick-Ass" and was I ever disappointed. I never fallen asleep in a theatre, but nothing of value would have been lost if I did.
Modern crap. "The Road". I wish he would just have shot the "Papa! Papa!"-kid in the cannibal house.
Recent crap. "Scott Pilgrim vs. the world". I think I'm just too old, I didn't enjoy it one bit. Hoped it was more like "Kick-Ass" and was I ever disappointed. I never fallen asleep in a theatre, but nothing of value would have been lost if I did.
I understand it's your opinion and all, but would you care to explain exactly why you hate these movies?Jumping_Over_Fences said:
Those movies are loved mostly for their cinematic qualities. They are the perfect examples of the pieces required to make a film complete.Jumping_Over_Fences said:
They aren't very good (in my opinion) but as templates they are excellent.
As for Michael Bay, he's just an outstretching of the current trend for empty entertainment. It goes as far back as the first episode of Jerry Springer and still lives on with Jersey Shore. I'm sure as long as our educational system is in shambles they'll be around and be numerous
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I agree. I never understood why so many people claim to like that terrible wreck of a movie. It's not funny, the acting is terrible, it literally has no plot, and it doesn't even have any rewarding action scenes or, hell, gratuitous boobs to make up for it.vanthebaron said:
OT: Yup. The Room is terrible.