Worst Film EVAR!

[Atmos Duality]

Well i never said i hated it
just thought it was awful
hell i probalby show my class m8s it 2moro

Well, that's the problem with declaring anything "Worst Film Ever".
It's partly objective, and partly subjective.

I can show you OBJECTIVELY worse films than Wiseau's Work. By technical standards, there are far worse abominations out there.

Also, when describing the subjective part of a movie, "Worst Ever" means something different to different people.

For me, the "Worst Film" is one that I would actively try to avoid watching no matter the cost (minus parodies or Riff tracks, which can be considered a form of "revenge").

What would absolutely drive me away from watching a movie?
-Hateful messages/Propaganda
-Annoying acting
-Boring/Plotless Script
-Plot Side-tracking (stupid comic relief. Obvious product placement.)

By those standards, I'd consider "The Room" to be a better movie (subjectively) than "Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen". Because at least "The Room" doesn't throw racist stereotypes around in an attempt at being funny. The Room is funny because of how bizarre people act in Wiseau's world.
Yes, Wiseau's characters are annoying, but far less so than anyone starring in Transformers 2.

 

[nitat]

"epic movie", god why?

 

[xchurchx]

Well i never said i hated it
just thought it was awful
hell i probalby show my class m8s it 2moro

Well, that's the problem with declaring anything "Worst Film Ever".
It's partly objective, and partly subjective.

I can show you OBJECTIVELY worse films than Wiseau's Work. By technical standards, there are far worse abominations out there.

Also, when describing the subjective part of a movie, "Worst Ever" means something different to different people.

For me, the "Worst Film" is one that I would actively try to avoid watching no matter the cost (minus parodies or Riff tracks, which can be considered a form of "revenge").

What would absolutely drive me away from watching a movie?
-Hateful messages/Propaganda
-Annoying acting
-Boring/Plotless Script
-Plot Side-tracking (stupid comic relief. Obvious product placement.)

By those standards, I'd consider "The Room" to be a better movie (subjectively) than "Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen". Because at least "The Room" doesn't throw racist stereotypes around in an attempt at being funny. The Room is funny because of how bizarre people act in Wiseau's world.
Yes, Wiseau's characters are annoying, but far less so than anyone starring in Transformers 2.

well i wouldn't know as im one of the few lucky ones who didn't spend £6 to watch it

 

[Combined]

"A Serbian Film" and "Salo: 120 Days of Sodom" share the No.1 spot for me.

Really, I can't even bring myself to explain why, because that would force me to remember the horrible, terrible pain my eyes, ears and mind had to endure. I would rather shoot myself in the foot than watch even one of them, if only to keep my mind pure and wholesome.

 

[vanthebaron]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

I agree. I never understood why so many people claim to like that terrible wreck of a movie. It's not funny, the acting is terrible, it literally has no plot, and it doesn't even have any rewarding action scenes or, hell, gratuitous boobs to make up for it.

OT: Yup. The Room is terrible.

1 funny part, the twat getting hit with the football I would rather watch a Michael Bay film

 

[No social life]

Twin Daggers, end of discussion.

 

[omega 616]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

Yeah, the shark worked out how much speed it would need to launch it'self the exact right height to take down a plane.

It also worked out how far down it would have to swim to gain such a speed.

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Anything the guys that directed Date Movie, Vampires Suck, Disaster Movie etc. have scarred pop culture forever. If aliens were to come here see one of those terrible things, we would be destroyed promptly following the end.

 

[DragonChi]

napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"

You mean Batman and Ro..BLAM!!**assassinated by sharpshooter**

 

[Danik93]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

Yeah, the shark worked out how much speed it would need to launch it'self the exact right height to take down a plane.

It also worked out how far down it would have to swim to gain such a speed.

Didn't you know that Megasharks have a masters degree in math? I thought everyone knew that!

 

[PunkZERO]

OMG, i had to sit through "***** Slap" recently.....GOD was that movie AWFUL. Compared to that piece of celluloid-manifested crap eveb "MegaShark vs Giant Octopus" is worthy of an Academy Award.

 

[ethaninja]

If anybody has heard of Zyzyx Rd, that was the lowest budgeted movie with a total earning of USD $30

 

[omega 616]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

*Ahem* you have been proven wrong my good sir! this is fact!!

Spoiler

Yeah, the shark worked out how much speed it would need to launch it'self the exact right height to take down a plane.

It also worked out how far down it would have to swim to gain such a speed.

Didn't you know that Megasharks have a masters degree in math? I thought everyone knew that!

Learn something new everyday, I bet thats how they worked out how to make steriods underwater 'cos no shit can grow that big by it'self!

 

[Amulus565]

All three of the new star wars movies, they all suck and george lucas is an asshole

 

[Bobic]

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus ... At one point a huge mega shark jumps out of the water and pulls an aeroplane out of the sky mid flight.

Look at him go!

I could take your post and with no editing whatsoever place it in a thread titled best film EVAR!

 

[Dead_Man]

twilight hands down........with micheal bays transformers a close second

 

[carpathic]

High Art.

A film about women who choose alternative lifestyles, with a lot of "action" and nudity and the movie was still awful.

They took all the fun out of everything and just wrote a boring movie that does nothing and goes nowhere.

 

[Fridge]

Most movies that are really bad are so bad that they retain some level of enjoyment. I like to call this the Ed Wood effect.

The movies that I truly hate are the ones that are just boring and pointless, but people seem to love them for some reason. These films include, but are not limited to, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather Trilogy, Scarface and many others.

These are movies that are just not that great, but for some reason people love them. People look at me funny when I talk about not liking them, like I just told them I enjoy kicking puppies. Through having to defend my position so many times, I have come to truly hate movies like this.

...and anything Michael Bay has ever done.

So by that small list it seems that you don't like films that are dialog heavy? Although I've not seen Scarface yet so can't comment on it.

As for Michael Bay films... their just meh.

 

[CoL0sS]

I would make a terrible movie critic, cause I somehow manage to enjoy even the crappiest movies.
That being said, even I was pretty bored by parodies like Meet the Spartans or Vampires suck. Also I didn't exactly get Reign of Assassins, but maybe because of poor captioning.