Worst Film EVAR!

[Verlander]

If this is about Hollywood, well go into any cinema in the last five years, spin around with your eyes closed, and wander into a random screen. 9 times out of 10, the film is terrible.

The funny thing about people moaning about z movies like Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus, is that they are supposed to be tongue in cheek funny. The lack of pretense in them creates a relaxed and entertaining atmosphere. OK, it may be Sunday afternoon watching, and not a Friday night spectacular, but it's good that the films industry can have that kind of variation.

So, bad film that I looked forward to, and it was a steaming pile of shit? Return of the King. /thread

 

[Tsaba]

Bug has my vote, a hour and a half of my life I will never get back.

 

[Angelcraft]

i have just watched the film "The Room" and my god was it awful
terible actinig and writing
truly a film that could give batman and robin a run for its money
but what the worst film you have watched?

Shhhhh! If they hear you then they will sue!

Seriously, ThatguywiththeGlasses reviewed the movie and BAM! They were sued out the ASS. You can't see the review anymore, but they still rip on that movie to this day.

The movie shouldn't even have happened. In fact, just mentioning it brings back bad memories that I will have to PURGE from my mind. THank you... THank you for ruining my evening... again...

 

[tmdude]

The Eragon movie......a pure abomination!

 

[Veylon]

I'd have to go with Pluto Nash: It wasn't just bad, it left a gaping $100 million crater in the finances of it's makers. Corman couldn't do that, Ed Wood couldn't do that, even Uwe Boll couldn't do that, but Eddie Murphy could.

 

[WingedIncubus]

I can't believe no one here has mentioned this turd... I mean, how low in the barrel can you get with this one?

Oh yeah, this image also mentions one of the absolute worst movies ever produced, so much it made me want to gouge my eyes out of my sockets... so it's a double whammy, because "ev'ryone's got AIDS and shit..."

 

[xchurchx]

i have just watched the film "The Room" and my god was it awful
terible actinig and writing
truly a film that could give batman and robin a run for its money
but what the worst film you have watched?

Shhhhh! If they hear you then they will sue!

Seriously, ThatguywiththeGlasses reviewed the movie and BAM! They were sued out the ASS. You can't see the review anymore, but they still rip on that movie to this day.

The movie shouldn't even have happened. In fact, just mentioning it brings back bad memories that I will have to PURGE from my mind. THank you... THank you for ruining my evening... again...

well im sorry but if it make you feel better you can watch that review on youtube
search the nostalgia critic the room some guy managed to copy it before twas removed

 

[WingedIncubus]

He's not trolling. I agree with him....at least on scarface.

Scarface is brillant if taken to the second degree. Even the fact it's corny makes it good. The only reason people diss it now is because it's been co-opted by the whole gangsta' rap community as a model of "respect" and "success", when in fact the movie is the quintessential modern tragedy. It's cannot more tragic a story even if it was Hamlet, it's a two hours-long downward spiral for every protagonist involved in the story.

I mean, how can you not love Tony Montana, even when at his most villainous? He is the typical villain protagonist, a kind of modern Richard III.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'm currently listing my least-favourite films of all-time. I'm listing working on films that start with 's' right now but I doubt that any film will rank worse than Stephen King's Desperation. A god-awful made-for-TV adaptation of one of his more famous books that offered no redeeming points and had a run time of too-goddamn-long. Fuck this movie.

 

[ragin64]

Oh, Stephen King's "The Stand"
I will never get that 6 hours back

 

[obscuredlimits]

i throw my vote in for The Last Resort. Pointless movie... no redeeming factors... horrible acting...

 

[Wintermoot]

mama mia my old teacher made me watch it,look there is NOTHING wrong with ABBA but seriously what a AWEFULL story and a good second placewould be all seltzerberg movie,s just HORRIBLE

 

[Twad]

The Star Wars prequels.

Lets just say that the review of "red letter media" oppened my eyes. And now i can only watch in horror just how bad they were ..
Its just sad, really. What a waste.

 

[Counterwise]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer, just a runner up, cause Dennis Hopper played a wigger pimp dark priest, minus points for having Danny Trejo jiggle his moobs in slow-motion, and Tara Reid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euor337sqSU
And the Grand Prix goes to "Battlefield Earth". Most awful movies are fun, and good to joke about. This is just dreadful, sucks more than a female vampire prostitute with a dust-buster.

 

[Punky]

S. Darko...i mean f*ck...there is no movie worse than this piece of...

 

[sheogoraththemad]

Shawshank Redemption

the other two, well I can understand that some people don't like them, but shawshank? dude morgan freeman man.... morgan freeman

Bah! I call upon the bad movie god! Turkish Star Wars!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js6NqlAc29I&feature=related

No really, it's a movie I've seen it xD)

I laughed my ass off the last few minutes, that pilot is shooting at every ship!

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Cheerleader Ninjas.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235280/

I might have won...

 

[Voodoomancer]

2012: Doomsday [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1132130/]
It's like 2 hours, and nothing happens! Honestly. Afterwards I couldn't think of a single noteworthy scene in it. I can barely believe anyone agreed to produce it.

 

[deus-ex-machina]

Any Bollywood film I've ever watched. Not to be racist, but I just don't 'get' them. Too much dancing and singing. Sometimes they creep onto my TV late at night and the only pleasure I get out of them is based out on ignorant and oblivious I must be to find them hilarious at times.

Also Hostel.