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The Rockerfly

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I hated Bruno, it was so awkward for me to watch. I didn't like Borat either to be honest with you I hate films that make me cringe

I didn't particularly like Sin City, it was just a mess between realism and comic book physics that only applied to the main character ad I felt it came off as stupid. However I did like the spirit because it knew that it was ridiculous but sin city couldn't choose if it wanted to be ridiculous or serious and chose a mess

Most chick flicks, again coming back to the cringiness and showing how shit many women are at acting. Saying terrible lines or dialogue and just not being able to show anything bar anger and being smitten

Oh and Transformers 1 and 2. They are the cancer of the film industry along with Twilight and all the Meet the Spartan type films

y1fella said:
The mist. that was awful.
The ending made me laugh. It was just so bad but it could have been so good
 

Nomanslander

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HankMan said:
'Meet the Spartans'
You know that series of spoof comedies aren't even movies anymore. They're just blatant cash-ins
because the film makers have realized the audience really is retarded enough to come back for more no matter how awful the films get.

I wouldn't even be surprised if the directors were actually going out of their way to make it as bad as they are, just to test their audience and see how far they can actually go.
 

Carnage95

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Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem

Holy shit it was so dark I could barely see anything happening, along with the horrible acting and writing. At least the first one was decent enough, although it still suck.
 

Offworlder_v1legacy

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xchurchx said:
i have just watched the film "The Room" and my god was it awful
terible actinig and writing
truly a film that could give batman and robin a run for its money
*GASP* HOW DARE YOU, THAT IS A MASTERPIECE!
 

Valkaris

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hyperhammy said:
I HATED 2012, possibly the most boring movie ever!
They try to build up suspense, even giving us hope that Nicolas Cage might die, but noooooo they let him survive, over and over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
RAGE!!!
Nicolas Cage was not in 2012...
 

Fragged_Templar

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Pirahna 3D get my vote for worst movie ATM. Its 40 minutes of softcore porn, and then 80 minutes of people getting their faces chewed off. As with all horror movies it has about the same amount of logic and adherence to the laws of nature, as a 5 year olds latest crayon creation.
 

smeghead25

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SirBryghtside said:
My Name Is Bruce. But in an awesome way :D
Heh... I loved that movie for the exact same reasons you obviously did :p

I have to say The Descent. It got good reviews but I felt awful after watching it. It's got a bunch of females with the most unoriginal and stereotypical lines ever. The acting at the beginning was terrible, the lines were delivered so monotonously that I almost stopped watching. And then when it gets to the 'good' bits (after a lengthy, tedious set up that would rival pornos in it's banality and cringeworthiness to watch), the beings are just rehashed from pretty much every other film where people go into dark caves. The characters piss me off, they're so stereotypical and lack any intelligence or reason whatsoever. The main chick is either one hell of a ***** or it's her time of month because she snaps at her 'friends' more than a mother-in-law at a wedding dinner.

Utterly dreadful film with unlikeable characters, tedious dialogue, boring antagonists and to top it all off it was full of your average horor movie cliche's.
 

Cartman2nd

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Dirty Love. It's a comedy with Jenny McCarthy in it.

And if that horrible person wasn't enough, she walks through a grocery store whilst menstruating.

But truly the most horrifying, scratch-your-eyeballs-out bad scene is when a man gets sexually aroused by sticking a fish up his own arse.

Yeah you read it right. No way I'm posting that.
 

Random berk

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soilent said:
Random berk said:
soilent said:
James Cameron's Avatar.

Fuck that movie, $300,000,000 spent to tell me how much of a bastard I am for abusing mother earth, 300 billion dollars can plant alot of trees ya hypocrite fuck.
Actually I think Avatar was meant to tell multinational corporations what bastards they are for abusing mother earth. Or are you the CEO of one of the corporations?
That depends, are you affiliated with James Cameron?
Well... I like his films.:)

Oh, also, the few Saw films that I've seen. Saw II was just 90 minutes of people being tortured, which ok, was fairly original back then I suppose. Saw 3D... *sigh* We paid 9 euro to watch that.
 

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vanthebaron said:
napoleon dynamite, no clue how the fuck it has a 6.9/10 on IMBD. It was a shit movie, I'd rather watch "the batman movie that should not be named"
Thank you! I thought I was the only one in the world that hated that movie!
 

Admiral Stukov

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2012 and the Core
I love physics and those two are a kick in the crotch with steel-toed boots to a physics.
 

StrangerMouse

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Ra. Ta. Toing. Ratatoing. I.. literally do not know how to describe it. Just look it up, you'll see what I mean.