Worst Film EVAR!

[Lucifron]

Hope you're psyched for Transformers: The Dark of the Moon.

*Recoils in utter horror*

No, surely you must be kidding me.

*Checks imdb*

ARRGH! He can't possibly have made such a ham-handed Pink Floyd reference in the title of an utter shit movie like Transformers. Please tell me he didn't do that.

OT: Bloodrayne.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Oh here we go again. Another round of "worst movie evar" where we get 1001 different answers from 1001 people who have absolutely no idea what a "bad movie" really is.
Regardless of whether or not you liked them, Transformers 2 and the Star Wars prequels are not bad movies.
"Manos: The Hands of Fate", that's a bad movie, or my personal pick, a film simply titled "Sssssss" (I wish I was kidding).

As I said in my original post, it depends what movie circuit you're looking at.

If it's all movies ever made, then I'm sure you could do worse then Transformers 2 (though not by that much), but if it's Hollywood then Transformers 2 is the equivalent of a swimming pool filled with dog vomit.

 

[Neromanser]

......Twilight.......

 

[Aurgelmir]

Mutant Chronicles is certainly my no.1. I walked out of the cinema 10 mins into the film, it was so awful.

Flash Gordon comes close, but is redeemed by the fact that it is so bad that its actually a quite enjoyably funny film.

Flash Gordon is a cult classic!

 

[HeavyMetalHamster]

a little known film called, "Dark City".

You're kidding, right? Dark City rocks!

 

[ThoseTwoDudes]

Hope you're psyched for Transformers: The Dark of the Moon.

*Recoils in utter horror*

No, surely you must be kidding me.

*Checks imdb*

ARRGH! He can't possibly have made such a ham-handed Pink Floyd reference in the title of an utter shit movie like Transformers. Please tell me he didn't do that.

OT: Bloodrayne.

The band is spinning in their grave. Some of them are still alive, they just were so enraged that they got their own grave with a special spinny-coffin.

 

[Guffe]

The House of wax... Just don't watch it...

 

[thom_cat_]

Vantage Point. Only film I've seen that I almost walked out on.
I only stayed through it because the whole audience and my friends were laughing at the clichéd horrible story line and shitty acting. Seriously, every single flashback/new point we all groaned and shouted at the screen.

 

[HeavyMetalHamster]

"A Serbian Film" and "Salo: 120 Days of Sodom" share the No.1 spot for me.

Really, I can't even bring myself to explain why, because that would force me to remember the horrible, terrible pain my eyes, ears and mind had to endure. I would rather shoot myself in the foot than watch even one of them, if only to keep my mind pure and wholesome.

Those movies are childs play next to "August Underground: Mordum". Not too good a movie, but definitely one of the most disturbing films I've seen. Check it out.

 

[Wutaiflea]

Ultraviolet

That movie offends the senses.

Seriously, this is the thread right here. It was so utterly awful and made no sense. When you can genuinely say "This is Milla Jovovich's WORST film", you know it must be shite on a crusty roll (to coin a Yahtzee-ism).

Some honourable mentions need to go to Napoleon Dynamite (what the fuck was with that random Dairy section?) and Bloodrayne 2 (This is the Wild West. Honestly. Not a muddy field in Romania).

 

[yami0333]

Glen or Glenda

 

[Ildecia]

in failed parody... "meet the spartans"

In terrible franchises: "the twilight series"

in anything else: "the room"

done.

 

[Eogris]

Alice in Wonderland 2010.. never again.

You do know that film made 1.6 Billion dollars?

With a B.

Sorry if I made ruined your week

It could make 1.6 with a T and I still would think it's the worst movie I have ever seen.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Alice in Wonderland 2010.. never again.

You do know that film made 1.6 Billion dollars?

With a B.

Sorry if I made ruined your week

It could make 1.6 with a T and I still would think it's the worst movie I have ever seen.

I know, I had no desire to see it in theaters at all, but it is so amazing such a critically meh film made THAT much.

 

[Jester00]

every german film. they are boring and depressing.

 

[Kris015]

The Crazies. Probably the worst film I've watched. The plot wasn't really that good (or original for that mater) and the acting was sometimes so bad me and my cousin were laughing our asses off.

It was okay for a saturday evening, but still not worth watching twice.

 

[JoshTheater]

There are far worse movies than the Room. Look up a movie called "After Last Season" if you really want to scrape the bottom of the shit barrel. Because that IS the worst, and don't give answers like Ed Wood or Uwe Boll, because those movies are watchable due to an unwarranted comedic effect. "After Last Season" is just painful.

Agreed, there are far worse movies than The Room. After Last Season is definitely one of them. I also suggest you watch Turkish Star Wars on google video, which is not only one of the biggest cinema abominations ever but is also absolutely hysterical.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

The Most Dangerous Game... a 1930s travesty based on the short story of the same name...

...is what I'd be saying if it wasn't the best example I've seen so far of "so bad, it's good."

 

[Ithos]

YOUR TEARING ME APART, XCHURCHX!!!

 

[KezzieZ]

The worst I've seen?
It's a toss-up between "Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things" (a really crummy zombie movie, though I had only seen the 2nd half) or "Bloodrayne" (it sucks and I despise Uwe Boll).