Worst films of 2012

[TheLizardKing]

why hasn't anyone said Wrath of the Titans?

Probably because we knew it would be garbage.

 

[Vanitas likes Bubbles]

Another vote for Dark Shadows. The plot made no sense.

I did find it funny at times however.

 

[Eddie the head]

Right now I am watching some really shitty anime based on Resident Evil. I'm going with that not sure when it was released don't much care it sucks.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

I'm going to say the cabin in the woods, it was so bad I couldn't even finish watching it.

 

[Mysticgamer]

While I agree with most of the comments made so far in terms of films sucking, why hasn't anyone said Wrath of the Titans?

WRATH OF THE FUCKING TITANS PEOPLE!!!

There just... aren't words. The sheer pointlessness of the film incurs so much rage, but the fact that it so blatently pisses all over Greek mythology. Holy fuck, Immortals was more true to the myths than this shit, and that was fucking awful.

A sequel to the remake of an movie? Fuck paying for that shit, I see it when it streams on Netflix or maybe Redbox.

 

[Mysticgamer]

So far, it has to be Battleship, although I kinda admire the cajones on whatever guy who figured "Battleship movie? Why the fuck not?", but there's still plenty of time for something to suck harder.

Whatever happens, 2012 will be remembered as a good year at the movies just for The Avengers alone. Friggin' fantastic, to the point where I wish someone would show it to Michael Bay, frame by frame, in order to teach him what separates a good action movie with potentially very silly subject matter, and, well, what Michael Bay does.

I was okay with a battleship movie because I was thinking it might be like that submarine movie (U-XXX) or maybe possible crappy version of the hunt for red october, but no Michael Bay got his hands on the script and said throw in those rejected decepticon designs from Transformers 3 and let's call it a day.

 

[Marter]

Safe House and The Raven have been the two worst films of 2012 that I have seen.

 

[GiantRaven]

Also, why does Liam Neeson insist in being in every awful film? Is the man just incapable of saying no to scripts?

Ah, the inability to turn down any offer to do a movie. I call it 'Walken Complex'. See also: Nicolas Cage.

 

[The_Waspman]

While I agree with most of the comments made so far in terms of films sucking, why hasn't anyone said Wrath of the Titans?

WRATH OF THE FUCKING TITANS PEOPLE!!!

There just... aren't words. The sheer pointlessness of the film incurs so much rage, but the fact that it so blatently pisses all over Greek mythology. Holy fuck, Immortals was more true to the myths than this shit, and that was fucking awful.

A sequel to the remake of an movie? Fuck paying for that shit, I see it when it streams on Netflix or maybe Redbox.

I'm going to go ahead and say don't even bother with that. The time you would spend watching the film would be better spent staring at a wall.

Alternatively, just play three minutes of God of War 3. That'll give you roughly the same level of entertainment value.