Probably waking up on a Saturday morning, going down the stairs, and finding one of our cats lying on the kitchen floor paralyzed and dying from a stroke. That cat had been around since I was born.
Worst first moments awake
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Being woken up by a searing pain in one eye. Happens to me every so often. Like this morning.:/
I woke up to pepper-spray once. To be fair it was early morning still dark, Andy was a pussy, he thought i was some creep in his bed because he wandered into MY room thinking it was his.
I once woke up to find that somehow my left leg had fallen asleep.
I once woke up and hit my head on the ceiling. And it was the spiky kind that they don't seem to make anymore.
I once woke up and hit my head on the ceiling. And it was the spiky kind that they don't seem to make anymore.
Any time I wake up and either arm is asleep to the point where it's completely numb and impossible to move, since it becomes near impossible to turn over or get out of bed until it wakes up.
For a specific moment, my first morning during a trip to Norway a couple years ago. I stayed with a friend who lent me a cell phone, which I used as an alarm clock. With me being unfamiliar with its alarm tone, it scared the hell out of me when it went off. Still not sure if it was the weird tone itself or how loud it was.
For a specific moment, my first morning during a trip to Norway a couple years ago. I stayed with a friend who lent me a cell phone, which I used as an alarm clock. With me being unfamiliar with its alarm tone, it scared the hell out of me when it went off. Still not sure if it was the weird tone itself or how loud it was.
waking up facedown on a concrete floor when i disdinctly remember falling asleep on the top bunk (i retained no injuries)
Once woke up to the familiar gagging sound of my cat. Seconds later I was covered in vomit.
On a lighter note: I tend to sleepwalk sometimes and woke up one time covered in books. Turns out I was trying to do my homework in my sleep. Weird thing was that there were books under me and on top of me and no paper to speak of.
On a lighter note: I tend to sleepwalk sometimes and woke up one time covered in books. Turns out I was trying to do my homework in my sleep. Weird thing was that there were books under me and on top of me and no paper to speak of.
Waking up and discovering that not only did I have a huge bloody nose in the night but that now the back of my throat is full of blood and I am coughing up clots for the next hour and tasting blood.
Waking up last night after surgery, tripping balls. Waking up in my own vomit 3 times. Waking up on a lawn. Waking up 3 hours after work started, and being stranded. All of these caused by alcohol.
Non-alcohol: waking up with a cockroach in my mouth. I was sitting in the shower for two hours after that vomiting and basically catatonic. I'm phobic of cockroaches, so it wasn't very good.
Non-alcohol: waking up with a cockroach in my mouth. I was sitting in the shower for two hours after that vomiting and basically catatonic. I'm phobic of cockroaches, so it wasn't very good.
Oh man, funny story, this just happened to me a few days ago. I feel asleep, I guess, on top of my left arm. When I woke up at 6 AM, my arm was completely numb... However, I had some sort of phantom limb thing and it felt like my arm was fine. I rolled over, and somehow my arm spasms or something, flails upward, and drapes itself across my body.
All of a sudden there is this heavy, hairy arm lying on top of me, that I have no control over. Two thoughts instantly rushed through my mind... The first: "Woah, there's somebody in my bed." The second, because I play too many video games, "Fucking ZOMBIES!"
For a moment, I was absolutely terrified. Now, I don't know why, but for some reason, my instinctive horror scream was, at the top of my lungs, yelling: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Shortly after, I regained feeling in my arm, realized how stupid that just was, and went back to sleep.
All of a sudden there is this heavy, hairy arm lying on top of me, that I have no control over. Two thoughts instantly rushed through my mind... The first: "Woah, there's somebody in my bed." The second, because I play too many video games, "Fucking ZOMBIES!"
For a moment, I was absolutely terrified. Now, I don't know why, but for some reason, my instinctive horror scream was, at the top of my lungs, yelling: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Shortly after, I regained feeling in my arm, realized how stupid that just was, and went back to sleep.
when I was a kid my bed was next to the stairs. I dreamed I was flying and turns out I fell out of the bed. Woke up just in time after I rolled over the railing(it was fragile, it just caved in when I hit it) and was able to catch the edge before I fell down the stairs.
Also waking up with a terrible cramp in my foot, I get them either in my calves or my feet for some reason...
Also waking up with a terrible cramp in my foot, I get them either in my calves or my feet for some reason...