Worst first moments awake
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I had to get up insanely early to drive to Cambridge every day for a week last year. I got in slightly early at the office so I'd have a kip, sitting in my chair and slumping over the desk.
Every one of the times I woke up after those I had sleep paralysis. Most terrifying thing ever. It's worse than having it after waking up in a bed, 'cus you're wrapped in your own arms and slumped helplessly over a desk.
Every one of the times I woke up after those I had sleep paralysis. Most terrifying thing ever. It's worse than having it after waking up in a bed, 'cus you're wrapped in your own arms and slumped helplessly over a desk.
When I was a feshmen at college i had a lady friend from conneticut come visit me. We ended up getting drunk and boning, however this i do not recall. I woke up the next morning alone in bed with a splitting head ache and a bloody lip/face, my boxers were missing, all my cocaine was gone with white powder on my desk, and i was just trying to figure out what the fucking hell went on the previous night.
I found the girl in one of my friends rooms and they filled me in on all the gory details, like how i got so drunk/high that i was walking around the dorm naked (after we had sex) and eventually went back to my room and passed out, smashing my face into the hard wood floor.
But that rude awakening the next morning, jesus christ.
I found the girl in one of my friends rooms and they filled me in on all the gory details, like how i got so drunk/high that i was walking around the dorm naked (after we had sex) and eventually went back to my room and passed out, smashing my face into the hard wood floor.
But that rude awakening the next morning, jesus christ.
Woke up to my girlfriend of five months breaking up with me. That woke me up awfully fast.
Uhh... Waking up with a spider on my chest, waking up with someone's face inches from mine, waking up in mid-air as i'm falling out of my bed, all of these are bad things. I hate waking up.
Oh, and waking up to my alarm, getting up to shut it off and tripping over my laptop on the floor and falling onto all my stuff. That hurt.
Uhh... Waking up with a spider on my chest, waking up with someone's face inches from mine, waking up in mid-air as i'm falling out of my bed, all of these are bad things. I hate waking up.
Oh, and waking up to my alarm, getting up to shut it off and tripping over my laptop on the floor and falling onto all my stuff. That hurt.
Well, it wasn't in the morning, more like 1-2pm, but I woke up in an ambulance once...Redlin5 said:
It was at a convention long ago in the middle of the night. I rolled over and fell onto the floor. I wasn't sleeping in the bed, it was the windowsill that had enough space for me to sleep on but ended up falling off it.
The morning after drinking about 6 shots of whiskey, about a quarter of a bottle of wine, and a quarter of a bottle of ale.
Not a good idea.
Not a good idea.
It wasn't quite waking up, but my little sister once tried to wake me up by nudging me. In my thoughtless slumber, I flicked my leg to tell her to shove off. I kicked her right in the mouth. Blood everywhere.
Also, a few weeks ago I woke up at 5pm, when my first ever lecture at university started at 10am. That wasn't quite as bad, but it wasn't good.
Also, a few weeks ago I woke up at 5pm, when my first ever lecture at university started at 10am. That wasn't quite as bad, but it wasn't good.
My dad woke me up at four to tell me me closest grandparent had passed away. It sucked. I was only just old enough to understand that her death meant I'd never see her again.
Also, far more recently. Fell asleep with my laptop on top of me and when I woke up I'd somehow trashed the screen. It looked like it'd been punctured though which was the strangest part.
Also, far more recently. Fell asleep with my laptop on top of me and when I woke up I'd somehow trashed the screen. It looked like it'd been punctured though which was the strangest part.
Waking up in a wet sleeping bag halfway out of a tent after 2 days of walking across snowdonia (northern wales) with another day and the tallest height gain of the walk ahead of me. Fun fun.
Waking up late for college, jumping out of bed without realising one of my legs is still asleep and then getting head rush. Mega fall over. Then trying to nom down on some cereal, putting my elbow on the side of the bowl and spilling it everywhere. I went straight back to bed.
The most embarrasing though is waking up, in a house with low head clearance (I'm well over 6 foot) after a house party, early in the morning to go to work, smacking my head on a beam, cursing loudly and realising that the room is full of sleeping people. Some of them wake up throwing abuse, others laughing. Why? Because someone put half a bowl of creme brule on my face and upper torso. Smoooooth.
Waking up late for college, jumping out of bed without realising one of my legs is still asleep and then getting head rush. Mega fall over. Then trying to nom down on some cereal, putting my elbow on the side of the bowl and spilling it everywhere. I went straight back to bed.
The most embarrasing though is waking up, in a house with low head clearance (I'm well over 6 foot) after a house party, early in the morning to go to work, smacking my head on a beam, cursing loudly and realising that the room is full of sleeping people. Some of them wake up throwing abuse, others laughing. Why? Because someone put half a bowl of creme brule on my face and upper torso. Smoooooth.
Woke up with a tiny white ball thing on my chest. I poked it and millions of aby spiders poured out. My scream is still known as the loudest sound ever recorded...
