Worst Game EVER...
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Bamse for the Game Boy. Bamse's a Swedish character from children's cartoons and comic books.
This game was made by replacing the main character from Baby T-Rex with Bamse. I don't know what you threw at the enemies in the original game, but in this remake you used cans of dunderhonung, "thunder-honey", (he's holding one) which is what Bamse eats to get his super-strength, and threw them at the enemies. You did not do the obvious thing, which is to eat these strength-enhancers cans of honey to become stronger, you threw them at the enemy. And Bamse's always been anti-violence, using his strength in pacifistic ways, so him throwing the cans at the enemy added an extra level of stupidity. And the game itself was WAY too difficult for the little kids who might buy it.
This game was made by replacing the main character from Baby T-Rex with Bamse. I don't know what you threw at the enemies in the original game, but in this remake you used cans of dunderhonung, "thunder-honey", (he's holding one) which is what Bamse eats to get his super-strength, and threw them at the enemies. You did not do the obvious thing, which is to eat these strength-enhancers cans of honey to become stronger, you threw them at the enemy. And Bamse's always been anti-violence, using his strength in pacifistic ways, so him throwing the cans at the enemy added an extra level of stupidity. And the game itself was WAY too difficult for the little kids who might buy it.
Worst ever? I don't know. I try to avoid bad games, and usually do a good job. But the most disappointing game I ever played was Call of Juarez.
I read on Gamesradar about how great it was, so I went and picked it up at Gamestop. The next morning I returned it.
The controls are terrible. The level design is counter-intuitive. The AI can shoot the wings off a fly in a bush behind a brick wall a quarter mile away.
I'm very glad I was able to get a full refund on that... monstrosity. I would have been furious--at the developer who created this abomination, the publisher who unleashed it on the world, Gamesradar for tricking me into wasting my time, and above all myself for being so easy to fool--if I had spent more than one night and zero dollars on it.
I read on Gamesradar about how great it was, so I went and picked it up at Gamestop. The next morning I returned it.
The controls are terrible. The level design is counter-intuitive. The AI can shoot the wings off a fly in a bush behind a brick wall a quarter mile away.
I'm very glad I was able to get a full refund on that... monstrosity. I would have been furious--at the developer who created this abomination, the publisher who unleashed it on the world, Gamesradar for tricking me into wasting my time, and above all myself for being so easy to fool--if I had spent more than one night and zero dollars on it.
Quake 4, Morrowind, and Need For Speed Pro Street.
Quake 4 because it ruined a series that I loved when I was little.
Morrowind because it was as boring as my life. Which is um... boring... (why do you think i write this at 1:49 AM)
And Need For Speed Pro Street because it was way too complicated. With what you had to know to do well in the game you might as well become a Nascar driver yourself.
Maybe Need For Speed Shift but I haven't played it yet.
Quake 4 because it ruined a series that I loved when I was little.
Morrowind because it was as boring as my life. Which is um... boring... (why do you think i write this at 1:49 AM)
And Need For Speed Pro Street because it was way too complicated. With what you had to know to do well in the game you might as well become a Nascar driver yourself.
Maybe Need For Speed Shift but I haven't played it yet.
Halo sucked, yes I know I will receive a lot of flames, but I just hate the level design of some of the levels, especially 'The Flood' and the level just after you meet 343 Guilty Spark. Man I really hated, really really really hated those levels. Might just be me but I REALLY HATED THOSE LEVELS!
What are you saying! DoW2 is superb! So much more fun that the first game. Thought it was a massive improvement in practicaly ever respect, so did virtally every critic writing a review of it. Sure it moves away from being just another RTS title, but that's what made DoW2 so refreshing. Especially the base building, really, does anyone find that fun now, it's a staple of RTS since time began.dontworryaboutit said:
Even given that you don't like it, does that make it the Worst game ever??? Compare it to other games mentioned [Superman 64]. The difference in quality is so vast it's hard to imagine anyone could say DoW2 was worse.
"and Soulstorm made it only better."Christemo said:
What!? Are you drunk? SS was broken and buggy as hell. I mean flying units that can't cross water, Eldars flying unit is completly worthless but somhow impervious to gaurdtower fire. Harlequin's dance of death sets all income to zero, permanently. The voice acting for SoB and Dark Eldar is like beeing raped in the ear by someone wearing a sandpaper condom. The campaign is a copy-paste of Dark crusade but with the good maps where your objective was something diffrent than take an hold or annihilate removed. And Ironlore, the company that co-developed SoulStorm went bankrupt after realeasing that steaming pile of shit.
Right, on topic: C&C4 or DoW Soulstorm. Horrible games both of them.
*Cough cough*
I'm going to have to go with Spore. I was so psyched about it when he was showcasing it on E3; it looked so badass and so cartoony at the same time. Dragging your prey's corpse around to keep it away from other predators.
Back then, the cells in the cell stage actually looked like cells.
But then they decided to go with E for Everyone, hurray! No more blood, no more awesome, no more greatness as it was portrayed as in E3. Nope.
Spore, for all it's borkedness.
I'm going to have to go with Spore. I was so psyched about it when he was showcasing it on E3; it looked so badass and so cartoony at the same time. Dragging your prey's corpse around to keep it away from other predators.
Back then, the cells in the cell stage actually looked like cells.
But then they decided to go with E for Everyone, hurray! No more blood, no more awesome, no more greatness as it was portrayed as in E3. Nope.
Spore, for all it's borkedness.
DJ Hero.
Not because of it being an actual bad game but just because it seems like they're trying to make hell lotta money on these darn musicgames. I mean, sure, guitar hero was a good idea but soon... Didgeridoo Hero?
Ofcourse I'm exaggerating but if I wasn't noone would've wanted to read this.
Yeah.
Not because of it being an actual bad game but just because it seems like they're trying to make hell lotta money on these darn musicgames. I mean, sure, guitar hero was a good idea but soon... Didgeridoo Hero?
Ofcourse I'm exaggerating but if I wasn't noone would've wanted to read this.
Yeah.
The worst game I've ever played has to be Two Worlds. That game was just a large pile of crap. I don't see how Two Worlds 2 is going to be much better.
