I like it. And in a shocking twist, at the end of game you come across a POW camp filled with some of the most popular missing children in recent history. Who of course turn out to be driving the world towards one of the most dreadful recessions in living memory through the use of their newly discovered psychic abilities. You are then given the choice to either join them in ruling the world for all time, or slaying them all with a large flamethrower and building a huge foreboding citadel out of their charred remains.Fightgarr said:You're Dakota Fanning, playing through the Holocaust.
I think its just stupid and offensive enough to work.
It's agreed, seizure man!Dkozza said:a twilight game!
its definitely th worst idea ever!
lol everyone i know hates twilight...and your the 2nd person to notice that my avatar is seizure manberethond said:It's agreed, seizure man!Dkozza said:a twilight game!
its definitely th worst idea ever!
Some of my friends like Twilight.Dkozza said:lol everyone i know hates twilight...and your the 2nd person to notice that my avatar is seizure manberethond said:It's agreed, seizure man!Dkozza said:a twilight game!
its definitely th worst idea ever!![]()
That sounds a lot like Sonic the Hedgehog (came out about a year ago) for the 360.Dkozza said:I like thinking about games. I spent part of my life trying to make them for money. I am also aware of the legions and legions of horrible games out on Best Buy shelves right now. Right this very moment. But what makes them bad?
In this creative exercise, let's all post what we think would be the worst idea for a plausible video game. Something that you might possibly see on store shelves. It can be a combination of genres, but please flesh it out a little more than just saying "Mario + HALO". I'll start.
A new Kirby game. In the town of Dreamville, the central hub town for Dreamland, the Princess Sleepyton has been kidnapped! (Note: The princess is a human because, let's face it, no one wants to see a female Kirby. That would ruin the mythos.) So Kirby, with few leads to go off of, has to talk to people in the town and accept quests in exchange for Dream Dollars. The quests take his to one of six magical parts of Dreamland, but to access all of any part he'll have to spend his Dream Dollars on items. These items may be in the form of abilities that Kirby can inhale over and over again, and let him do stuff like pass through grates or resist heat.
Better yet, Kirby no longer gains abilities from eating enemies, but each enemy eaten adds to a gauge specific for that enemy. When that gauge fills, the enemy's ability becomes available for purchase. Also, there's an EXP bar and a health meter. Maybe an ability meter, too.
And...go!
I know, the controls are so unresponsive.Eldritch Warlord said:
i agree cyanide and happiness does rule.berethond said:Some of my friends like Twilight.Dkozza said:lol everyone i know hates twilight...and your the 2nd person to notice that my avatar is seizure manberethond said:It's agreed, seizure man!Dkozza said:a twilight game!
its definitely th worst idea ever!![]()
But Cyanide & Happiness rocks.
how is it like sonic the hedgehog?orannis62 said:That sounds a lot like Sonic the Hedgehog (came out about a year ago) for the 360.Dkozza said:I like thinking about games. I spent part of my life trying to make them for money. I am also aware of the legions and legions of horrible games out on Best Buy shelves right now. Right this very moment. But what makes them bad?
In this creative exercise, let's all post what we think would be the worst idea for a plausible video game. Something that you might possibly see on store shelves. It can be a combination of genres, but please flesh it out a little more than just saying "Mario + HALO". I'll start.
A new Kirby game. In the town of Dreamville, the central hub town for Dreamland, the Princess Sleepyton has been kidnapped! (Note: The princess is a human because, let's face it, no one wants to see a female Kirby. That would ruin the mythos.) So Kirby, with few leads to go off of, has to talk to people in the town and accept quests in exchange for Dream Dollars. The quests take his to one of six magical parts of Dreamland, but to access all of any part he'll have to spend his Dream Dollars on items. These items may be in the form of abilities that Kirby can inhale over and over again, and let him do stuff like pass through grates or resist heat.
Better yet, Kirby no longer gains abilities from eating enemies, but each enemy eaten adds to a gauge specific for that enemy. When that gauge fills, the enemy's ability becomes available for purchase. Also, there's an EXP bar and a health meter. Maybe an ability meter, too.
And...go!
I know, the controls are so unresponsive.Eldritch Warlord said:
Maybe I was over-generalizing, but did you play the new one (not unleashed)?Dkozza said:how is it like sonic the hedgehog?
briefly played at a friends houseorannis62 said:Maybe I was over-generalizing, but did you play the new one (not unleashed)?Dkozza said:how is it like sonic the hedgehog?