Worst Game Idea or Concept You Can Think of!!!
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Your job is to destroy all the air eating windows in BIGFRIGGENCITY City (a place 100x the size of Russia). In order to destroy all the air eating windows you must first prove yourself by destroying all the mountains surrounding the city. But before that you have to find a job but the job giving guy doesn't trust you, so you have to pay him $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 and not a penny more. So you have to go to work for 30 real life years. Then I think you can guess what's next, you get the job train for 20 years (real life) THEN you have to prove yourself.
Now to destroy all the windows you have to WALK all over this "city." And the some of the windows respawn. Now lets not forget, you are at war with the Moon as well so you're constantly under attack (oh and the moon army are allies with the windows). You can only take 5 hits and you only have 3 lives, not to mention you can't get any more than three lives. Also no saving on your own, after you complete a mission you get an auto-save (with an untrustworthy saving system). You don't have checkpoints in the missions either. Also the combat is turn-based when you fight a window that is. When you're not fighting a window you cant' attack. also you only get one weapon, YOUR FISTS!
At the end of the game you have to destroy the moon and your only weapons are keyboards and paper airplanes. Of course you're on the moon while doing this,. Great news though you get one extra hit point so now you can take 6 DAMAGE YAY! The last cut scene is of the main character going to an abortionist to have his baby killed. Yes he has a baby inside of him AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE THING HAPPEN. EVEN THE LUNCH BEFORE THE OPERATION.
Then for ending credits you see michael jackson dancing to the 8-bit version of "Soulja Boy."
I bet some one can top that, but who!?
Now to destroy all the windows you have to WALK all over this "city." And the some of the windows respawn. Now lets not forget, you are at war with the Moon as well so you're constantly under attack (oh and the moon army are allies with the windows). You can only take 5 hits and you only have 3 lives, not to mention you can't get any more than three lives. Also no saving on your own, after you complete a mission you get an auto-save (with an untrustworthy saving system). You don't have checkpoints in the missions either. Also the combat is turn-based when you fight a window that is. When you're not fighting a window you cant' attack. also you only get one weapon, YOUR FISTS!
At the end of the game you have to destroy the moon and your only weapons are keyboards and paper airplanes. Of course you're on the moon while doing this,. Great news though you get one extra hit point so now you can take 6 DAMAGE YAY! The last cut scene is of the main character going to an abortionist to have his baby killed. Yes he has a baby inside of him AND YOU WATCH THE WHOLE THING HAPPEN. EVEN THE LUNCH BEFORE THE OPERATION.
Then for ending credits you see michael jackson dancing to the 8-bit version of "Soulja Boy."
I bet some one can top that, but who!?
Hold The Button. A game where you have to hold a button.
Extreme Staring Contest. It's not even you doing the staring (because it's not a Kinect game or anything).
Studying For Finals: Deluxe Edition. Right now I'm playing the 'Law School' map pack. Fun times.
Extreme Staring Contest. It's not even you doing the staring (because it's not a Kinect game or anything).
Studying For Finals: Deluxe Edition. Right now I'm playing the 'Law School' map pack. Fun times.
Ok now just imagine this!
A superman game, where the few levels have you fly through a bunch of rings with a unreasonable time limit with horrible controls that would make the player throw their controllers at the TV before they can even get past the first level!
oh wait... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJXgJ1c4vY
A superman game, where the few levels have you fly through a bunch of rings with a unreasonable time limit with horrible controls that would make the player throw their controllers at the TV before they can even get past the first level!
oh wait... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dJXgJ1c4vY
A game where millions of players meet up online and do crap quests and annoying raids while other people rage at you and then you rage back and in a huge world but have to level up 100 times to get to the good parts...LETS CALL THIS GAME WORLD OF WARCRAFT, YES THIS SOUND LIKE THE END OF GAMING AS WE SPEAK, GOOD JOB BLIZZARD GOOD F***ING JOB!
Ok, get this: we turn camping into gameplay. We make it NECESSARY to hide in places where people can't see you immediately and then tear them to shreds in one or two shots. In fact, we'll integrate it as a gameplay feature so all you have to do is walk up against something campable and bam, you're camping!
Next, as this game requires little to no actual skill beyond finding the best place to camp, we'll put it third person. (because it's not like you can aim for crap with analogue sticks anyway) Perhaps throw in some kind of first person view for some weapons, but make it sway so much you couldn't possibly hit the side of a barn with a missile that seeks red, thus enforcing CAMP-OR-DIE.
Right, I was thinking we make it a RPG... wait.
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Ok, what if we just make it a generic shooter reusing a lot of the HU_* assets from UT3? (or whichever came first, whatever, they share A LOT more assets than you might expect) Oh wait...
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Ok, one last try, what if we take a franchise that's hellbent on mad fun, but throw out the fun, make everything look like one of three streets and have people call you to play silly minigames 24/7, backed up by our CAMP-OR-DIE engine? Oh wait...
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Yeah, it's trolling, but it's how I genuinely feel about it.
Next, as this game requires little to no actual skill beyond finding the best place to camp, we'll put it third person. (because it's not like you can aim for crap with analogue sticks anyway) Perhaps throw in some kind of first person view for some weapons, but make it sway so much you couldn't possibly hit the side of a barn with a missile that seeks red, thus enforcing CAMP-OR-DIE.
Right, I was thinking we make it a RPG... wait.
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Ok, what if we just make it a generic shooter reusing a lot of the HU_* assets from UT3? (or whichever came first, whatever, they share A LOT more assets than you might expect) Oh wait...
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Ok, one last try, what if we take a franchise that's hellbent on mad fun, but throw out the fun, make everything look like one of three streets and have people call you to play silly minigames 24/7, backed up by our CAMP-OR-DIE engine? Oh wait...
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Yeah, it's trolling, but it's how I genuinely feel about it.
A game set in the desert where you must shoot endless waves of Taliban/Terrorists.
Because of this, Battlefield 3 is the last game I am forgiving about that. Oh sure I am getting MW3, but thats only because its not afraid of putting levels all over the world. BF3 on the other hand is going for a realistic approach that isn't the Medal of Honor realistic to the point that it sucks. Also its battlefield so yeah I can't wait.
Because of this, Battlefield 3 is the last game I am forgiving about that. Oh sure I am getting MW3, but thats only because its not afraid of putting levels all over the world. BF3 on the other hand is going for a realistic approach that isn't the Medal of Honor realistic to the point that it sucks. Also its battlefield so yeah I can't wait.
How about a game that lets player go online and yell at each other like little raging kids, while trying to show off their e-peen by adding guns and allowing them to kill each other?
I'll do one better, we'll completely forget about human anatomy and allow for instant floating into the air (we'll just call it jumping) and let the user spam it all the time, while they're spamming they can shoot a sniper rifle perfectly by barely pulling the scope up and not even looking into it!
Oh wait...Call of Duty...
I'll do one better, we'll completely forget about human anatomy and allow for instant floating into the air (we'll just call it jumping) and let the user spam it all the time, while they're spamming they can shoot a sniper rifle perfectly by barely pulling the scope up and not even looking into it!
Oh wait...Call of Duty...