Worst game names Ever

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moretimethansense

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ABLb0y said:
WET. Every time i say it's my favourite game, i get funny looks.
That may be because it's not a very good game /trollface

OT: Thi4f, 'nuff said.

Though tyhere is a porn game called "Suck My Dick or Die"... at least it's to the point.
 

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ten.to.ten said:
Beyond Good & Evil. I'm convinced that this game didn't get the attention it deserved because it has the blandest, most easily ignorable and laziest name that anyone could have come up with. Makes it sound like shovelware.
I agree whole-heartedly.
 

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martintox said:
Action 52. They might as well have called it Space Shooter 52.

Wait,let me guess,nobody knows what I'm talking about.
He's gonna take you back to the past...
 

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Separation anxiety, How am I supposed to know that's a spiderman game? XIII, kinda hard to make a sequel name for that, if you call it XIII-2 it would sound like that FFX-2, Calling it XIV wouldn't make sense, and calling it a whole 'nother name just confuses the public. The Witcher, PFFFFFFTTTTTHAHAHAHA. WTF, a japanese game that's abbreviation stood for something else, I think it's the one where you are a mosquito sucking beautiful women's blood.
 

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Red Dead Redemption.

Every time I say it, my tongue tries to jump down my throat and murder me so I won't say it again.

Red Dead Reddeadmption...
 

icame

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StellarViking said:
I always thought "Masterblaster" and "Blaster Master" were weird, not only because the names are so similar, yet they are two completely different games by two completely different developers, but also because every time I heard or read it, I'm reminded of a midget riding an armored man with developmental disabilities in a dystopian future settlement run by Tina Turner and a short man with a doll head on a stick.
We need to get beyond thunderdome
 

icame

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ten.to.ten said:
Beyond Good & Evil. I'm convinced that this game didn't get the attention it deserved because it has the blandest, most easily ignorable and laziest name that anyone could have come up with. Makes it sound like shovelware.
It also released in one of the biggest holiday seasons in video game history...

OT: Max Payne.I honestly laughed the first time I saw it on a shelf.
 

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Moontouched-Moogle said:
Dissidia 012: Duodecim Final Fantasy.
I loved the first Dissidia, but what the hell is the title supposed to mean?
(I think "Dissidia" comes from a word meaning battle or discord, but "Duodecim?" The hell? Is it supposed to be like duo (2) and decim[al] (10), equaling 12? I just don't get it...)
Duodecim is 12 in latin. Duo, 2. Decem, 10. That's why it's Dissidia 12 [duodecim] Final Fantasy. Wait.. what? Why is it Dissidia 12? Square Enix, please try to have someone who isn't a moron name your games.

That being said, Gods Eater Burst is a clumsy annoyance of a title. I guess they were trying not to offend anyone, but a) it's stupid, and b) it looks like "God's Eater" now, which is worse.
 

Mordekaien

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this far and no one mentioned this jewel? :D

Guilty Gear XX # Reload: The Midnight Carnival
 

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aquaman839 said:
Demon's Souls.
That 's thing was a translation error, they make it all throughout the game on weapon and armour descriptions. It is a bit of a pain :(

I'd say LittleBigPlanet.

Bouchie Bouch said:
E.T. for the Atari
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Really? I think its name is the only reason anyone would buy it, thinking it had anything to do with E.T.
 

AetherWolf

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Sticky Balls, Momma Can I Mow The Lawn, Colors (what a great name for a GTA clone!)

I love you, Gizmondo.
 

Jazoni89

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Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What did i do to deserve this?

Yes, that's a name of a game, a PSP game in fact.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/psp/943635-what-did-i-do-to-deserve-this-my-lord/images/box-123331

Do i win?

(Also, Plumbers don't wear Ties on the 3DO)
 

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Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo: HD Remix. I find it amusing how Capcom followed the same system for naming their games as Diablo uses for it's items. ("Prefix" Item of "Suffix")
Mordekaien said:
this far and no one mentioned this jewel? :D

Guilty Gear XX # Reload: The Midnight Carnival
I think "Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus" slightly has the edge over that name in the stupidity department. It's like Aksys is trying to outdo the Street Fighter series in the stupid names department. Also, I'm surprised no one's mentioned Devil May Cry. Yes, I know the name makes sense given the story, but it doesn't make it sound any less stupid.
 

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League of Legends sounds so childish. Sounds like it would be a super hero squad from a show on Cartoon Network.
 

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ABLb0y said:
WET. Every time i say it's my favourite game, i get funny looks.
i'm thinking the reason you get funny looks is because that game is terrible.

anyway, people sometimes forget that metal gear solid: snake eater sounds like five random words pasted together to most people. metal. ok. metal i can get behind that. gear. so the gear is metal. what gear? who cares. gear is metal. solid. yeah, we know it's solid. metal is solid. unless it's clarifying the gear is not liquid metal or the t1000. snake. what?! snake? non-liquid metal gear that is a snake or shaped like a snake?! what use could that possibly be for? eater. fuck it. i'm done here.