Worst Game Titles

[Xerosch]

To be honest, 'Thief' is a pretty silly title for a game series. But it's so silly it's awesome! As are the games.

You're my spiritual brother!

 

[Mr. Fister]

Touch the Dead

...I'd rather not, think you.

 

[bodyklok]

Infinite Undiscovery - I don't know why, but I hate that title.

This.

 

[Bhuggy]

Mirror's Edge, if you ask a straner there's no way they're going to say anything that's in M.E.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

None of them make any fucking sense.

 

[Nincompoop]

Resident Evil?

I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".

Evil residents? ...?

Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.

 

[Razman]

"Peace Walker" & "Spirit Tracks", 'nuff said (granted I WILL be enjoying both of 'em)

 

[Guy32]

Not really a game, but I still think "Wii" is an extremely stupid name. Then again, "PSP Go" almost tops that.

 

[skcseth]

Wild Woody
A game that came out way back when for the Sega CD.

.... Actually, that might be the best name ever.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Well, it's more of a tool than a game, but I think Touch DIC for the DS takes the cake. As does If It Moves, Shoot It! I guess they'll have to share it...

EDIT: Wait, I have more!

Attack of the Mutant Camels
Extreme Sports with The berenstein Bears
Ninja Hamster
Ninja Baseball Bat Man
Ninja Golf
GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples (Yes, that is the actual title)
Bus Driver
Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder
Tech Romancer
Chemist Tycoon
Yes Prime Minister
How to be a complete bastard
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor


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[Vash108]

Peter Jackson's King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie

It speaks for itself.

 

[Kelthurin]

Halo. Crappy title, religious reference. Religion bad.
Yes, purely to combat the Final Fantasy hate-gurgling masses.

On a more serious note (Not much more)

Left 4 dead.

Game companies. Should. Not. Use. Leetspeak.
Yes I know it's *just* a number, but why for the love of literary abilities couldn't they just use "for"?

Please someone point out the obvious and say that there are four survivors.

 

[Blanks]

God of War a button mashing nightmare, halo a down syndrome version of any good first person shooter, fable 2 boring game elements, oblivion looks nice but i find it boring, any new spyro game trying to improve a great platform game with a shit combat system and bad story,
and any game that was based off a movie

 

[TheJulz]

Metal Gear Solid Rising. Not so much that I dislike the title, but I think Raiden should just die already. I hear Solid Snake isn't even gonna be in the game!? WTF?

 

[gmer412]

God of War a button mashing nightmare, halo a down syndrome version of any good first person shooter, fable 2 boring game elements, oblivion looks nice but i find it boring, any new spyro game trying to improve a great platform game with a shit combat system and bad story,
and any game that was based off a movie

Bad game TITLES.

@Echer123: /thread. Nothing can beat those.
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together? WIN.

 

[D_987]

God of War a button mashing nightmare, halo a down syndrome version of any good first person shooter, fable 2 boring game elements, oblivion looks nice but i find it boring, any new spyro game trying to improve a great platform game with a shit combat system and bad story,
and any game that was based off a movie

Ok.

A. Learn to read the OP.
B. Nobody cares about your opinion of games - especially when all you do is bash popular ones with no base or purpose.
C. Learn to read the OP.
D. Learn to use readable spelling, grammar and punctuation.
E. Learn to read the OP.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

God of War a button mashing nightmare, halo a down syndrome version of any good first person shooter, fable 2 boring game elements, oblivion looks nice but i find it boring, any new spyro game trying to improve a great platform game with a shit combat system and bad story,
and any game that was based off a movie

This thread is devoted to Worst Game Titles, not your attempt to be Yahtzee.

 

[Blanks]

God of War a button mashing nightmare, halo a down syndrome version of any good first person shooter, fable 2 boring game elements, oblivion looks nice but i find it boring, any new spyro game trying to improve a great platform game with a shit combat system and bad story,
and any game that was based off a movie

Bad game TITLES.

@Echer123: /thread. Nothing can beat those.
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together? WIN.

yes, and i named many titles for games

 

[tmdude]

Halo just freaking stupid, game sucks too

 

[Ernstige Jan]

Garret, where have you been all these years!