Worst. Idea. EVER...let's do it!

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Apart from the usual stuff (sneaking out of boarding school in order to play a gig at a local bar, were all so drunk/stoned we got bottled off stage, never did that again) I also have a couple of mad ones.

This one's not me, but an American in our school owned a Walther ppk (I know, illegal in Britain anyway) he once snuck it into school and fired it out of his room window and didn't get caught.

And I was involved in the A Level and GCSE drama exams as the lighting guy, and while generally we (me and the sound guy) didn't talk to the actual exam takers (I was 15, they were 16-18, they hated younger years) I did spend a lot of time with the 17 year old stage manager for one of the groups.

A lot of time. Man those were some fun months.

Otherwise yeah, just shit like doing speed for days on end and spending so long awake I started to literally hallucinate in class.

 

[Dogstile]

Personal thing. Wrist mounted flamethrower, ended up having the flame shoot onto my hand a little and burned myself.

 

[Niracas]

Number One- "Hey Will! Eat this ENTIRE Habanero Pepper." I did.

Hoo yeah, done that. The only difference was that the pepper in question was a Scotch Bonnet. Dunno if you've ever heard of them...if you haven't, GOOD. They HURT.

Honestly, the worst part about eating the pepper wasnt even that I ate it and it was hot. It was that after touching the pepper I touched the middle of my forehead for some reason. The WHOLE DAY it was on fire.

 

[Archemetis]

I lack any real stories like this but my friend who'll remain nameless was a real crazy son-of-a-*****...
He'd eat wasps, glow-sticks, drink paint and bleach...
Who knows what other chemicals.

Mostly for laughs.

One day he decided he wanted to explode shit on a camp-fire he'd made for fun..
So he checked to see if cans of beans would explode... Funnily enough they do, but it also turns out that when they explode the metal WILL fly about all over the place...

Such places include the guy's eye.

He now has a facial scar and a lazy eye.

 

[SebZero]

I'm actually sad that I haven't done anything incredibly idiotic...

 

[firedfns13]

"Let's go the McDonald's, ask for water, and then steal some Coke Cola while their not looking!"

Guess what. They were looking.

Gotta get the lemonade or sprite. (also convenient because most of the time they're served through the same tap as the water.)

 

[Spekter068]

Potato cannon. School windows. thousands of dollars worth of damage.
Billboard. Big ladders. Large amount of paint. Large amount of money in damages. Many offended people complaining about the cocks on the billboard the following morning. Fun night out.

Nice!

I'm too much of a wuss to do illegal things, but there are still plenty of legal ways in which one can be an idiot. I've explored a few of them.


I was at a friend's house once and we wanted to see what would happen if we fired a tangelo (a very small orange) out of the potato cannon. It blew through the fence, smashed through his neighbor's window, and gave the guy's basset hound a major concussion.

Another time, I was bored, so I decided it would be fun to ride my scooter off the roof, do a backwards somersault, and land on a mattress on top of my uncle's van. I got about halfway through the somersault when I hit the van (I was wearing a helmet, at least), and I went straight through the mattress and the sunroof. To top it off, I got the most beautiful black eye the world has ever seen thanks to the transmission.

 

[Yureina]

No. I try my best to not do anything that I don't think is going to end in my favor.

 

[sabbat]

At my flat with some friends about 4 years ago, we all got pretty drunk (Ya know something stupid is gonna happen when a group of young adults get drunk). It wasn't long after bonfire night and we had some fireworks left (Now you KNOW We're in trouble). We stripped the powder from the fireworks and rolled it in a Rizzla. We used a filter to keep the powder in at one end and twisted the other end closed. My good friend Lee decided to clench it in his arse cheeks, while I lit it and everybody else filmed it.

It turns out that firework powder has these tiny balls in them that literally explode when heated. Lee's Boxer shorts ended up with a charred hole in them and he was left running around my back yard, swearing profusely, with his jeans around his ankles. It's the stupidest thing we have ever done, and to this day, still leaves me crying with luaghter.

 

[Toar]

"Hey, I dare you to jump on that moving train."
"DUH? OKAY!"

Kid had his leg litterally jerked off below the knee. He's alive, but... Murphy is a *****.

 

[The Eggplant]

"Hey, I dare you to jump on that moving train."
"DUH? OKAY!"

Kid had his leg litterally jerked off below the knee. He's alive, but... Murphy is a *****.

Wait...this actually happened? To someone you know? Yeesh...

 

[Ham_authority95]

My brother and I piled up some dry grass on a dog shit, lit it on fire and he jumped over it with his skateboard while I kept the fire going.

It didn't end with disaster, but it was pretty damn stupid....

[small]and yes, I'm well aware that my choices of entertainment are complete shite.[/small]

 

[Toar]

"Hey, I dare you to jump on that moving train."
"DUH? OKAY!"

Kid had his leg litterally jerked off below the knee. He's alive, but... Murphy is a *****.

Wait...this actually happened? To someone you know? Yeesh...

Yup, a brother and sister were goofing around the tracks and, DUH! You would figure that people born and raised in a town with a railroad in the FREAKING MIDDLE OF TOWN would know better than to jump onto a moving train. Go figure. Sister feels like shit and poor brother is in a Birmingham Alabama hospital recovering ever so slowly. This happened within the last month.

 

[Jark212]

Let's just say a certain "Friend" of mine experimented with home-made explosives and napalm for sometime during "his" youth. "He" somehow went through that phase relatively unharmed...

There were some serious close calls, "he" should have been killed/severely maimed quite a few times...

 

[likalaruku]

Worst. Idea. EVER...let's do it!

Isn't that how reality shows are created?

 

[Karlaxx]

We didn't do it, but we(we being myself and 3 others) wanted to go to Korger, buy as much silly string as we could carry, and wreak hvoc on the middle school's outdoor cantina.

Even sans the ski masks, it would have ended in possible arrest. That middle school is notorious for its facism.

Sadly, our hopes were dashed when there was no silly string to be found within walking distance.

Edit: Also, at one of said friend's birthday parties, we would take cans of coke, shake them up, and smash them against the pavement. Some of the would burst open. A burst can makes a sharp edge. I volunteered to clean up. That math equals one thumb, cut halfway to the bone.

The year before that, they made a dry ice bomb, and while the 2-liter swelled and swelled, it never blew up, even when they threw rocks at it... until one kid stepped on it. THEN it blew up.

 

[Necator15]

"Hey, let's make nitrocellulose!" (Gun cotton, it's made with about 95% Sulfuric acid + ~50% Nitric.) We failed. Disposal of the acid was a bit of a *****. Ever try to neutralize about 1.5L of concentrated acid? Not fun. Spilled a bit on myself... I'm fine though, probably.