Dude...Why do you hate your body? lolryo02 said:Im told I broke a bone in my hand when a wooden block (pretty big block) fell on my hand when I was a little kid (before I was 2 I know that much ... no one knew for about 2 days then it was noticed that Id suddenly become left handed I dont remember it at all.
dont remember having my stomach pumped ... twice.
dont remember having a tooth surgically removed.
all before I was old enough to remember.
since then hmm broke my arm twice bitten by a dog cut my thumb open with a kitchen knife dislocated my little finger bled out the top of my head twice nothing serious just needed a wet towel.
did you know you can bruise bones? ... I know.
ever flown upside down on a bike? then hit a wall? I have.
in growing toenails are bad ... yknow whats worse? 2 in growing toenails at the same time and then having them cut out 9 needles in one toe 14 in the other.
sprained both ankles at the same time.
crushed a finger nail once went purple my dad and couple of his friends fixed it for me it involved a ladder and a pair of pliars good thing they grow back eh.
ever tried to swallow half a sausage and choke on it? sucks dont it now imagine its still scolding hot and after you get it out you cant get solids down for a week and are constantly gobbing up drool and dead fleshy stuff.
damn near split my lip on my own tooth
nothing traumatic heh