worst joke you've ever told

[Zeema]

Horse walks into a bar and the Barmen says 'Why the Long Face'?

 

[eggy32]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

 

[Amphoteric]

I took the Highway out of New York. The mayor wants it back.

 

[Stephen O'Hagan]

Stupid; but I laugh every time

bar of gold walks into a bar.
barman shouts "A, you! get out!"

this only really works if you're canadian or scottish.

 

[AbyssalSanhedrin]

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a shit.

 

[Museli]

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Scone!

 

[Timberwolf0924]

donno, how to title and link
But it's called the Pink Ping Ball Ball
This is short version.
http://tinyurl.com/27p74l

 

[RastaBadger]

I was trying to make up a joke about an indestructible egg. But in the end I couldn't quite crack it.

 

[deakin_j]

worst joke in the world:

Chinese Democracy.