Worst line of dialouge in a game?

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

"What the hell was that Sam? The mission's over!" - Irving Lambert from the Splinter Cell Series (I like Lambert though).

Perhaps not the worst line of dialogue ever, but definitely the most infuriating.

I swear you could make a great remix of the many times Lambert has decreed you must rot forever in a developing country.

 

[Frequen-Z]

Anything said by Dante in the DMC series.

...

Seriously, anything. It's all cheesy enough to top a pizza. Good games though.

 

[RathWolf]

"..." <-- Every RPG, ever.

 

[Mykonos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc&feature=related

 

[BolognaBaloney]

"A giant worm! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORRRRRRM" - Marcus Fenix

Haha and this is why gears should not pretend it has a story

Haha agreed! Gears does have an awesomely shit B-movie vibe about it... I love how the voice actor delivers the line with such conviction too. I laughed so hard when I first heard it

Haha it's like no-one told them the story so they thought it was serious

 

[Cowabungaa]

Ofcourse there is RE1 (Jill Sandwich, master of unlocking, all that crap), but honorable mentions go to anything Brucie says in GTA4. "Alpha bro!", gah, it's all so balls wrenchingly awfull.

 

[MindFlayer]

From alone in the dark (worst game ever):

just after I beat 2 'zombies or what the frag' to crap with a chair,
Female protagonist (which disappears most of the time):
"OMG there's blood on the floor!"

 

[jedizero]

The Avengers Arcade Game.

The Avengers shouting out "You can't escape!"
boss shouting back: "You'll be the one escaping!"

Like...well...gee. That was...not your best one liner back dude.

 

[J.E.T.]

Bionic Commando "woah is that a long health bar or are you just happy to see me?" -_-

 

[squid5580]

"Don't run away, I just want to tickle you with my weapon"

"If I wanted mincemeat I'd go to a butcher"


Sacred 2 High Elf random sayings.

 

[katsabas]

I really liked the line "your right hand comes off" in RE4 cause it made me laugh.
Also, Dante's lines were a bit cheesy but only in DMC4 and a lot in DMC2.

You want cheesy lines? Naomi in MGS4. Destiny? Oh, just shut up.
Resident Evil 5: the whole script.
Akuma cause he is so full of himself which is sometimes justified but at other times...
In SpiderMan 2, Tobby's acting. Awful. The script was good but the delivery was awkward.
Marvel Nemesis: everyone except spidey.
And of course: Jill Sandwich. Gave me an idea for a little big planet level.

 

[Ultress]

Anything from Symphony of the Night. Also in Tales of Vesperia after finally beating a wicked hard boss the little kid has the balls to say something to the effect of "He didn't put up mch of a fight.

 

[PrimaVita]

Most JRPG's/Resident Evil games.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Anything and I mean anything from Two Worlds.

 

[NordicFrozenBackside]

Has to be Sheva from RE5, when she wants to continue with Chris into the marshlands:
"But they are killing my people" (missquotation most likely, but that is not the point)

Not to bad out of context, but in context in seem a bit of; Did she not just machinegun half a village generation on her own just before then?

 

[NotAPie]

Navi
"HEY LISTEN!"

Then theres that annoying man in Fallout 3.
Sticky
"I know, lets make up a story to pass the time..."

Oblivion's Adoreing Fan.
"BY AZURA BY AZURA! ITS THE GRAND CHAMPION!"

I got headaches from them.

 

[Cyborg_Incognito]

any resident evil really.

"Don't open






THAT DOOR!!!"

a particularly bad scene in general, I think was in Final Fantasy X, there's just really stupid laughing between, Tidus (I think) and some other girl.

ooh! and Nightmare from Soul Calibur.

"This will be, your worst Nightmare..." LOL!PUN,GEDDIT?COS HIS NAME IS NIGHTM- oh forget it... =/

 

[Mjr McNugget]

Any one of the 3 lines from your character in Saints Row

 

[irrelevantnugget]

"Your right hand comes off?"

Just one of many golden lines in Resident Evil 4. Man, that game was atrociously written. So much so that I found all the dialogue hilarious. It just made me enjoy the game more, and I was finding it fairly entertaining to start with.

I rank it among one of the best... if only it weren't typo'ed. In-game it actually goes: "You're right hand comes off?". So I'm ranking it among the worst as well. It's facepalmingly terrible in the spelling aspect.