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danosaurus

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Reep said:
Doomwaffle said:
BF2142:
"Combine the squad leader bacon with the squad leader eggs for a healthy, nutritious breakfast for freshly spawned squad members."

Seriously.

This is in the fucking game.
Since when was bacon and eggs healthy!?
It's not.
I ate it for breakfast - 2 weeks straight on a snowboarding trip in Japan and i gained 3.5 kilos, almost didn't fit in my jeans.

as for my worst loadscreen quote.
 

HotShooter

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Metal Gear Solid 4:
It's 3:00 a.m. Mabey you should take a break.

I know what time it is and if you don't want me playing this late don't make Big Boss mode require me to start the level over a hundred times to beat it in 5 hours!
 

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Some empire building browser game, it went sort of like "Before constructing a new building, make sure your workers are not working already".

And, a bit off topic, but since some of you mentioned Warcraft 2, I remember laughing my ass off at the "annoyed replies" that units gave when you clicked on them too many times. Ship: "Stop...rocking...the...boat..." :D
 

danosaurus

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Zeeky_Santos said:
danosaurus said:
Necrith said:
Gxas said:
World of Warcraft:

You can turn these tips off in the option menu.
This, and:
LOL I only knew that as a Starcraft cheat up until a few years ago - then WoW put all the pieces of the puzzle in place.
thats a reference to Diablo II, you combine Wurt's leg and a tome of town portal in the horadric cube and out comes a portal to a secret level known as the cow level.
Oops, my bad haha.
Too many RPG's floating around my mind :)
 

danosaurus

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bushwhacker2k said:
ForgottenPr0digy said:
From Dead Space

"use health packs to recover lost health"
Oh, god XD

"Put your right hand on the doorknob,
Twist clockwise with previously stated hand,
pull backwards with arm connected to aforementioned hand,
to open a door."

Note: That is patented now, I'm going to put it in my game! >:D
The door is a lie.
 

ShotgunSmoke

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You were killed by a grenade, watch out for the grenade danger indicator.
Or

"You're as good as your last gig...which sucked." In Guitar Hero III.

STFU, I FC'd Knights of Cydonia on hard with a keyboard, I'm not the one who sucks.
 

MrLS

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Neversoft are awfull with coming up with Loading screen-tips for Guitar Hero.
Either they just insult the bassist or tell you that you suck.

Not really a loading screen tip but i always laughed at:

Start talking to a random npc when having a OBSE mod activated (without having OBSE):
''You don't have oblivion script extender, Oblivion will now crash''
 

MisterBrown

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Most of the shit that **** of a guildmaster on Fable says to you...
When you just got your stick and are going to kill beetles - "Use your stick!" Noooooooooo shit.
When you're low on health - "Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?"
When you're low on willpower (which is fucking heaps if you use will) - "Your willpower is low, watch that"
 

Mr Scott

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Warning: The Surgeon General Has Determined that Cigarette Smoking is Dangerous to Your Health

MGS4
 

skcseth

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Anything in the opening loading screen of any Sims game ever.
It's not really much of a tip as it is nonsensical "I'm doing this" babble.
 

GrinningManiac

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TF2 - As a Demoman, hold down the fire button to fire grenades further.

Not a bad tip as such, but it didn't specify the stickybomb launcher. Hence, for hours I was frantically squeezing the mouse with the normal Grenade launcher, to no avail