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IamQ

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I can't think of any bad ones since you guys've already mentioned most of the good ones, but I like the "tip" form CoD 4 when they tell you that those planes costs like 200,000 dollars each.
 

Deoxyribose

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Warcraft II reminded you to "Remember to change your underwear daily."

Mirror's Edge had one that was something along the lines of "Try to find a way around enemies rather than confronting them." It's as if DICE knew the combat system is trash. It's really aggravating when there is no way around the enemies in the later levels.

"Tilt the analog stick slightly to walk. Tilt it further to run."
 
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probs not the worst loading screen tip, but on the dead space demo, it shows you the controller and what buttons do what actions, but it comes up in tiny writing so that unless you have a 20'in T.V or larger you cannot read it! then under neith it says 'LEARN' very helpful =]
 

Brownie101

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"Everything has a weak spot!"

That was some line in an RA3 loading screen. Along with some other stuff about massive tanks not being invincible.

and something else with the base message of:
"If it isn't working, you're not doing it right!"

I forget the exact quotes...
 

Cartman2nd

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Zenode said:
"The Royals win all the time YES they do"

Battlefield Heroes
BF:H has horrible tips to:

"We wanted to give the commando a campfire abillity, but then realised they didn't need the motivation." WTF does that mean?
 

klarr

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no but i can guess you run into bullets, right because thats only a general GUESS.
 

Vrex360

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I just don't like some of the tips you get in Gears of War
"Beserkers are only vulnerable against the Hammer of Dawn"
Meanwhile I died from getting shot up by reavers... better advice please?

Also I find some of the things Call of Duty says when you die insulting, like I don't know why. It's just a quote but it feels like it's mocking me somehow with a kind of special insult that only the person delivering it can understand and make me, the insulted, feel like a fool.