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Sparrow

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"Press the R button before the banzai soldier stabs you"

I'M FUCKING TRYING. YOU JUST HAPPENED TO PUT IT IN THE MOST AWKWARD PLACE FOR A BUTTON, EVER. Sorry I don't have the ninja skills of Neo COD.

What the hell was up with the little death message in that that reads "War in never right. Only left."
 

zen5887

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I hate all the Guitar Hero ones.

Mainly for the anit-bassist jokes but also because of the whole "Play as loud and as fast as you can and you will be totally awesome dude"
 

stinkypitz

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Sparrow Tag said:
"Press the R button before the banzai soldier stabs you"

I'M FUCKING TRYING. YOU JUST HAPPENED TO PUT IT IN THE MOST AWKWARD PLACE FOR A BUTTON, EVER. Sorry I don't have the ninja skills of Neo COD.

What the hell was up with the little death message in that that reads "War in never right. Only left."
Wasnt it "War is not about who is right, it is about who is left."?

Anyways, I hated the bonzai too.

Anyways, the worst tip ive heard from a game is "If you get stuck, try typing /stuck!" Being a complete MMO noob at the time, i was "stuck" on a quest and I didnt know where to go, so i typed it in. BAM, i am jetissoned against my will to the starting city miles away from where i need to be. Fantastic.
 

AZSolii

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City of Heroes:

It's all a Nemesis Plot.
It's not all a Nemesis Plot.
FREEM!

Kingdom Hearts 2: (Although not a loading screen-tip, it's still a tip and I want to mention it)

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!!
 

ProfessorLayton

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ROFLross said:
I hate that sometimes a tip would come up, that you would want to read, but the game loads and fades away before you've even had a chance to finish the sentence.
This. This happens a lot in Resident Evil 5. It's like the history of Resident Evil and it's like a freaking paragraph that shows up for a second and a half.

Shycte said:
squid5580 said:
Eat Lead has the worst ones ever.
That being....
Eat Lead has one that says, "If you're having trouble interrogating enemies, that's because this game has no interrogation feature"

But they're meant to be silly and such.
 

JakCurse

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"the light from your pip boy actually makes you less stealthy. if you want to sneak, try turning it off"


Fallout 3.

Oh, I'm sorry, i thought that wearing a large green kill me sign on my wrist made me HARDER to spot! how foolish i am. but the part that really got me was the Actually, as if they're correcting me for thinking that it's a stealth aid in the first place.

i was reading the thread and playing, and it just came up. coincidence much?
 

Shycte

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Trisk said:
If we count tips that load up after?
WC2 "Never spit into the wind."
That's a good tip. I would know. I have first hand experince.

Please, no questions
 

mythbuster343

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Danny Ocean said:
Generally the ones explaining the controls, because they don't change if you remap them. If it doesn't change, then it isn't specific enough to be helpful anyway. (e.g. Press the shoot button to shoot.)


Or- I hate this one...

[HEADING=2]You were killed by a grenade, watch out for the grenade danger indicator.[/HEADING]
or this

practice good sportsmanship. you were a noob once to
 

Trisk

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Shycte said:
Trisk said:
If we count tips that load up after?
WC2 "Never spit into the wind."
That's a good tip. I would know. I have first hand experince.

Please, no questions
But...there are so many...

Okay. One.

...but...but...fine.
 

soren7550

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"Dropping your pants onstage does not deploy star power" -Guitar Hero 2
It's not necessarily bad (it's hella funny), but that little tip didn't stop my brothers from trying. (I unfortunately saw all their little bits and pieces that should remain hidden beneath several layers of clothes.)
 

Aptspire

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"Remember: NO STAIRWAY!"
F*** YOU GH2!
*Starts playing "Stairway to Heaven" on actual guitar*