Worst loading screen-tip

[Cortheya]

when the wii tells me to stop playing it (I took its advice)

 

[timmytom1]

"Dropping your pants does not deploy star power"- Guitar Hero II

I would say that`s actually quite good advice

 

[FinalGamer]

[HEADING=2]You were killed by a grenade, watch out for the grenade danger indicator.[/HEADING]

That was so goddamn patronising. Yeah I can't think anything worse than that other than Condemned's Block. Which never bloody worked for me anyway!

 

[timmytom1]

Conker`s bad hair day had a good`un
"press the B button to do context sensitive actions"
"well what do they do ?"
"well it`s sensitive... to the context"
it goes on after that but i can`t remember it

 

[Anarchemitis]

"As a Medic, use your Medigun to heal teammates."
I never would have guessed.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

"Smoking is a danger to you and and all around you, be sure to use an ashtray"

I found that funny when I first saw it as all adverts on TV are along the lines of... "Smoking is a danger to you and and all around you, don't smoke"

That's the equivalent of saying "Drunk drivers are 75% more likely to be involved in fatal collisions, wear a seatbelt"

 

[Syphonz]

"press the displayed button during Quick-time events" (can't remeber what game this is from)

Nah, really? I thought it was just there for dramatic/asthetic effect

 

[katsabas]

Probably everything DJ atomica spits at Burnout Paradise after you lose an event. Thank god he stops after a while....

 

[Shycte]

Probably everything DJ atomica spits at Burnout Paradise after you lose an event. Thank god he stops after a while....

DJ Atomica was the best part of the game thats my own opinion at least.

OT: yeah I see your point.

It was like "oh if you see that ramp do that and you will...." Loved him

 

[wgreer25]

Not worst, but best.

"Friendly fire isn't"

COD4

 

[Scoooby]

"Nobody ever makes the first jump."

Call of Duty 4 after failing to jump into the helicopter at the end of the first level.

yh i found this patronising as well lol

 

[Shycte]

Not worst, but best.

"Friendly fire isn't"

COD4

I lol'd there. But yeah, thats a good tip.

 

[UltraBlumpkin]

"Never pet a burning dog" - Warcraft 2

 

[Mephisteus]

I've seen it happen often enough that you got a beginners tip (like you can combine these and these keys to do this and that) when loading the final level.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

"When your health is low, you should use a potion" (Forget the game)

... By god, so that's how you heal your health?!

That reminds me of the infamous Fable pestering: "Hero, your health is low, watch that." I really loathe game developers some times.

 

[Locastus]

Not really the worst, but this one from Battlefield 2142 made me chuckle:


"Contrary to what other players may tell you, pressing the Alt and F4 keys at the same time does not activate God Mode."

 

[Shycte]

Not really the worst, but this one from Battlefield 2142 made me chuckle:


"Contrary to what other players may tell you, pressing the Alt and F4 keys at the same time does not activate God Mode."

It doesn't?!?!! :O

Love that one

 

[SHBird]

"It's cool to use both hands on the fret board during complex parts. It's even cooler to use your feet!" - Guitar Hero: World Tour

The GH2 ones were much better.

 

[Captain Blackout]

"It's cool to use both hands on the fret board during complex parts. It's even cooler to use your feet!" - Guitar Hero: World Tour

The GH2 ones were much better.

I'm still waiting for the Metalocalypse version where it shows you how to play bass with your wang.