Worst luck in a game.

[hazabaza1]

Mario Kart Wii, last lap, last race for the cup, need at least third to get gold, about to cross the finish line, and BAM! Blue shell! No problem, still in thi-RED SHELL Okay, I can make i-GREEN SHELL
I came in 6th.

I had 2 blue shells, one after the other about 5 seconds apart. Broke my spirit. lol

Ow.. Make me feel lucky.

 

[Cyberius]

In Star Wars: Battlefront 2, I grabbed the flag only to have 30 stormtroopers spawn directly in front of me.... fucking.. rape...

 

[Ace of Spades]

I was playing inFamous, doing the level where you have to shoot down the plane-like things, and as one spiraled down to earth, it crashed into me. What the hell are the odds of that? Annoying, but fucking funny.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

In Star Wars: Battlefront 2, I grabbed the flag only to have 30 stormtroopers spawn directly in front of me.... fucking.. rape...

Ouch, i wouldn't like to count the blaster holes in your corpse.

I was playing inFamous, doing the level where you have to shoot down the plane-like things, and as one spiraled down to earth, it crashed into me. What the hell are the odds of that? Annoying, but fucking funny.

When things don't happen often or have a very little chance of happening, then it's usually funny. Like how i was playing Gta and i just fell upwards for no reason.

 

[Sharpeye42]

Red faction: Guerrilla, hitting a rock in the longest transporter and missing the finish by 1 second and there was this other time when i passed though the finish bit and having to reverse back into it but it was too late.

Fallout 3, dying because a ghoul reaver survived my MIRV bombardment and reacting to quickly i shoot the MIRV at close range so i went flying a couple kilometers without any limbs or a head.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

cod 4 online. the choppers always seem to shoot me down first *sigh*

Grenades are my big threat, i die more from a grenade than i do to getting shot by 'the choppa' (There's an obvious popular quote-reference in that)

Any game made by EA and you're winning and you've won more than 3 games/races/etc

You will always lose that 4th, guaranteed

EA will be the death of me.

I was playing Fallout 3 when I enoutered some Radiers with a Fatman.... After using all my ammo(just finished a big mission) I had both my legs crippled and head with no stimpacks... Then 2 Rio Gurau(mutant bears) decided I looked tastey so we played cat and mouse all through out the wasteland(very hard).

I walked into a town full of deathclaws with only a switchblade on my 2nd play. Happy slashing fun (for them.)

 

[FightThePower]

Team Fortress 2 is Sod's Law in game form. I was stalking a Soldier, about to backstab when a Pyro ran around a blind corner and killed me. One of many examples.

 

[DarkSplinter82]

For some reason in Left 4 Dead I am the one that always seems to get knocked off the map by the tank...Hell theres maps where I though no they can't knock me off...I was wrong.

 

[Ace of Spades]

In Star Wars: Battlefront 2, I grabbed the flag only to have 30 stormtroopers spawn directly in front of me.... fucking.. rape...

Ouch, i wouldn't like to count the blaster holes in your corpse.

I was playing inFamous, doing the level where you have to shoot down the plane-like things, and as one spiraled down to earth, it crashed into me. What the hell are the odds of that? Annoying, but fucking funny.

When things don't happen often or have a very little chance of happening, then it's usually funny. Like how i was playing Gta and i just fell upwards for no reason.

Or the time in Fallout 3 where I riddled a Yao Guai's head with minigun rounds and as his torso disconnected from his limbs, it shot upward like a rocket.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

In Star Wars: Battlefront 2, I grabbed the flag only to have 30 stormtroopers spawn directly in front of me.... fucking.. rape...

Ouch, i wouldn't like to count the blaster holes in your corpse.

I was playing inFamous, doing the level where you have to shoot down the plane-like things, and as one spiraled down to earth, it crashed into me. What the hell are the odds of that? Annoying, but fucking funny.

When things don't happen often or have a very little chance of happening, then it's usually funny. Like how i was playing Gta and i just fell upwards for no reason.

Or the time in Fallout 3 where I riddled a Yao Guai's head with minigun rounds and as his torso disconnected from his limbs, it shot upward like a rocket.

That sorta happens when you think you can do a tf2 rocketjump in other games.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Every five seconds on GTA4, that game is designed to screw you over.

The one time you hit somebody theres a cop, the one time you crash its at a cornor requiring you to do a K turn, don't even think of getting on a motorbike.

I was doing the 'If The Price is Right' missio and both times I crashed the driver off the road, first time i shot him, then highjacked the truck but had to wait for Phil who got shot to the ground 7 times and then died -.-
The second time I tried to hijack it and the guy teleported out the car and machinegunned me from the passenger seat killing me in under a second.

There are time travelling wizards in other games then! I see people fading into existance in mercs2

For some reason in Left 4 Dead I am the one that always seems to get knocked off the map by the tank...Hell theres maps where I though no they can't knock me off...I was wrong.

you might as well jump of the edge for laughs than getting knocked off, it's demeaning. Get your team to help out next time.

Red faction: Guerrilla, hitting a rock in the longest transporter and missing the finish by 1 second and there was this other time when i passed though the finish bit and having to reverse back into it but it was too late.

Fallout 3, dying because a ghoul reaver survived my MIRV bombardment and reacting to quickly i shoot the MIRV at close range so i went flying a couple kilometers without any limbs or a head.

Classic example of the rocketjump

 

[Dangerous Steve]

I was fighting Nedesu on Resi 5 Professional. He'd killed me 30 times, my Co-op mate had pussied out on me but I forged ahead alone. I had no health and it wasn't looking good but I'd managed to get him down to his final stage, the thing came out his back, I swung the turret round thinking "I've got you now!" Did I notice the Molotov guy spawn on the ledge to my left? Did I fuck! I nearly launched the TV out the window.

 

[Spirultima]

CoD4 and WaW, getting noob tubed or noob grenaded on Search and Destory.

 

[Biek]

I remember an instance in GTA San Andres where I had to go somewhere with Sweet. Some car made a detour over the sidewalk for some strange reason and ran him over, mission failed.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

I remember an instance in GTA San Andres where I had to go somewhere with Sweet. Some car made a detour over the sidewalk for some strange reason and ran him over, mission failed.

Escort type missions are kinda like that with all gta missions, for instance, I decided to crash into some guy in a red banshee in GTA3, Smash his car up and run away. Then i tried an escort mission an hour later, i got near the end and funnily enough a smashed up red banshee came and ran me over. mission failed.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

CoD4 and WaW, getting noob tubed or noob grenaded on Search and Destory.

I've said before, grenades are my nemesis.

 

[Video Gone]

In far cry 2 I was trying to scout every guard post in the game on the hardest difficulty (I don't care if the hardest difficulty is Hard, I haven't started a new game in a while.) using only the first pistol after starting a new game. In one session. So I went and I did my thing, but on the last post, and the last guard, I ran out of ammo. I decided to make a small exception to my rules by using my machete, but he shot me down just while I was pulling it out.
That was the first one of my epic gaming marathons to EVER fail. And now to fallout 3, to kill everyone in towns in the game. IN ONE SESSION.

 

[Ginnipe]

In Oblivion I was an Invisible Archer (as what I call it) which means I sneak around and pick people off with sneak attacks getting loads of extra dammage then piking them off before they can get to me.

Off course this means I suck at magic. So I was wondering around and I found a Troll, so I didn't know that they have regenerating health or are practicaly invincible to arrows. So I shot him, he regenerated his health and brought two other friends with him. I run for my life and try to sneak my way out of it and hide behind a rock.

But ontop of the rock was two fire imps that started shooting at me. So I run away and run head first into the 3 trolls. At this point I have next to no health and I remember that I was born under the sighn of the shadow, this means I have a spell that allows me to become invisible for 60 seconds. So I engage my cloak and start running. Sadly the trolls start attacking the imps, one fire imp misses and the fire ball hitts me, killing me instantly.

I thought I was going to get away and watch a nice fight from the shadows while healing myself, but no, that stupid imp had to ruin my day.