Worst marketing line you've ever heard.

[Unia]

There was this gadget for dry-freezing warts or something. Catchline: "Now you don't have to go to a dermatologist just to have warts removed - your mom can do it right at home!" The boy in the advert looked about 17 and had the wart on the back of his hand. Yeah, those lousy teens that can't do anything for themselves...

Oh, and every time I hear the phrase "have a happy period" I want to punch the person responsible for it.

 

[Aprilgold]

I'm thinking of the recently released "Payday the Heist" wherein their trailer they promise "Interactive Coop"!

OH GOD its so OBVIOUS!
Of course its interactive, theres a guy RIGHT THERE!

Any Advert for any Modern Shooter in the last few years, usually its a bad rap song or the sentence THIS IS REAL GAMEPLAY covering up the gameplay.

Oh yeah, and HEAD ON!

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

A picture of a scaffolding firm van that I keep seeing around: 'We can help you with your next erection!'

Not sure if fail or win...

 

[MarkDavis94]

Theres some cafe near where I live and the sign on the outside says 'Only tell your BEST friends' surely it would be bad for business if I only told a select group of my friends and kept it a secret from the rest of them

 

[poleboy]

EAAAASY one;

Ever seen a Coca Cola Zero ad? Basically the same thing. It's diet soda for men and the ads work, apparently. :/

 

[aegix drakan_v1legacy]

I'm sure I've heard worse, but "YOUR MOM'S GONNA HATE IT!" was near the bottom of the barrel.

Why the hell would I care if my mom hates it, and how is that supposed to make me want to buy your game?

 

[QPCloudy]

Wendy's: You know When It's Real

 

[thahat]

'it just works!'

real world: so what about the repair centers?

( apple, for those who dont know the slogan )

 

[JemothSkarii]

The Athlete's Foot (Shoe store in Australia) was selling a new kind of show, and they had a poster out front with a Fortune Teller which had written on it:
"Is it Science or Magic?"

It just...my...but...Gragh!