Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[errorfied]

I once vomited in a girl's mouth?

I really should have figured out I was gay earlier...that said, the alcohol poisoning didn't really help either...

Ouch, now THAT'S awkward. Was she equally drunk?

Not equally, but definitely very drunk. We're still friends, oddly enough. You'd think something like that would end a friendship.

 

[Mister Benoit]

Ummmm, I've had a few.

Ages 16-21 for starters

Had a couple of 'performance' issues in the past, only a couple, but one of them was with this amazingly gorgeous sexy girl, who I'd been lusting after for months and never thought that I'd get to touch. I did get the chance and while the spirit was willing, the flesh was uncharacteristicly weak

Was that an intentional quote of futurama?

 

[Blights]

Ive had an anime "I tripped over a girl and landed in an awkward position" thing while my girlfriend was watching, i got a slap from the girl i tripped over, but atleast my girlfriend thought it was funny.

 

[Erana]

Accidentally touching a man's package...
*shutters*
No, NOT like that. I was sitting beside a male friend, and I went to stand up, but my hand slipped off the armrest of the seat...

Safe to say, I don't have many males in my life in the first place.

 

[Ryuzix]

Leaving primary school and then going to the brother school of a girl I fancied. What sucked is that she never talked to me unlike the rest of the girls.And i still fancy her....

 

[Acaroid]

The first time I kissed a girl (with tounge) I missed and got her nose :|

 

[Zenode]

The first time I kissed a girl (with tounge) I missed and got her nose :|

Lol so you stuck your tongue out before you got to her mouth

Haha mine was serving a woman and thinking they where a bloke (I.e. i called them sir instead of miss ) >.>

 

[Iron Mal]

My worst moment would have to be asking the girl/woman (at her age I'm not quite sure what the accurate description is) I 'liked' to go out with me (as in 'would you be my girlfriend?' go out) and being given a very suble and indirect no (if they have to be discreet about it then it leaves you with the feeling that there's something they aren't telling you).

I'm still a little upset about the whole thing to be honest (in which case sympathy gifts and hugs from the populace will be accepted...well, the gifts will be anyway).

 

[Mikelland]

I don't have any awkward stories about the opposite sex for several reasons. I'm a massive, collosal coward and I suspect the world would implode from statistical impossibility if i ever did get a girlfriend. You should all be grateful to me for your continued existence.

However, for reasons i do not understand gay men are inexplicably attracted to me. So here i share some harrowing stories.

I was 14 at a house of a couple close friends. There was this tall, thin bloke who all the girls were gagging for and he seemed to be flirting with them too. I was very surprised when, later on in the evening he pushed me up against a wall, slammed his tongue down my throat and proceeded to place his hands where I was rather no hands were placed. Being very short and very thin at the time with no muscle structure at all I was in no position to to anything about it and could only struggle impotently against his mighty, homosexual form. Later that night he hooked up with one my female friends and they became an item. I, unwisely told her i thought he was bad news and that she probably shouldnt be seeing him, I didnt tell her about the above incident, and she did'nt speak to me for months. Until he cheated on her. Repeatedly.

Another female friends boyfriend would insist on greeting me with a kiss. Mysteriously he wouldnt greet anyone else like this.

And to end this tri-force of unfortunate homosexual attraction. At a recent costume party a certain gay gentleman started hitting on me. Luckily I spotted it early and explained to him that, although flattered, I wasn't gay and thus unlikely to respond to his flirtations. Little did i know that he was not to be deterred by such a tiny thing as his object of desire being of a diferent sexual orientation. Later on in the night he approached me yet again and told me "If you werent gay... Oh the things I would do to you"
To which I replied "Its a good thing i'm straight then" It was my mistake to believe him deterred. He appeared several more times to describe what he would like to do to me in varying degrees of detail until I could take no more and left, swiftly fleeing into the night. I now avoid him like the plague as i am told he keeps a picture he drew of me on his bedside table.

I am not a lucky man when it comes to matters of the heart.

 

[Zer_]

I'll keep it short and simple.

Her: I'm horny.
Me: ...

I didn't do anything at all about it really. I goddamn regret it. I mean I didn't really like her all that much but she was pretty good looking.

 

[Zersy]

Okay, what was the biggest "Oh no, what have I done" moment with a member of the opposite sex. The overal outcome of it doesn't have to be bad, but the thing that had you the most worried about what would happen at that time

Mine is when a girl I was really good friends with told me she had been harboring feeling for me for the last year. The reason she hadn't told me was because she didn't want to screw up my current relationship. When she told me, it flipped my world upside down, and made me question everything about the kind of person I was. What wound up happening though, was I eventually realized that I had been taking her for granted, and that she was everything that I look for in a girl, and I began dating her.
A year later, life is still seet, and things are better than ever!
Love you hon

Hmm

well technically if your a Guy your always gonna have awkward moments with the oppsite sex

although

naturally i have had Alot

but my best moment was

when i met a girl who was intrested in everything i was

Games

world domination


being smarter

awesomeness

and Thinking of how Unique we are to Ourselves

Plus we just Talked ALOT and ALOT about sex (now i know everything on how to make a girl happy in bed ..)

although

here's the awkward moment

she already had a boyfriend

yep when you get to high in life it will crush you down (Dr.Eggman said that and it's true)

 

[Fronken]

My worst moment with a chick was with this one chick i really liked, and had met at a bunch of partys, had some fun with her and had things going swimmingly, but then one night when we were at this outdoors bbq place i got a bit to drunk then the cops came and arrested me and stuff so that kinda ended my chances with her.

What's the moral of the story?: If it's a sweet girl you're into, dont get arrested infront of her, that only works with bad girls who love badboys.

 

[Acaroid]

The first time I kissed a girl (with tounge) I missed and got her nose :|

Lol so you stuck your tongue out before you got to her mouth

Haha mine was serving a woman and thinking they where a bloke (I.e. i called them sir instead of miss ) >.>

lol no, I went in for the kiss and got her nose first and quickly adjusted to her mouth.... didnt stop us laughing our butts off after though XD

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Everytime I speak.... to a girl anyway.

Ditto. I never seem to make it past one week if I talk to a girl face to face. I really don't know what's wrong with me o0.

 

[TheSarge]

Buddy, I was not a member before your post. However after reading your homosexual misfortunes and laughing so hard I will now have to purchase new cheekbones off amazon, I must congratulate you on your unique ability to attract the male population. Yes I registered just to say that. I may have no life.

Unfortunately I cannot digress my most disgusting/ worst moment (with a girl) as it is too sexually explicit. Lets just say my tongue was the first one to realise it was the wrong time of the month. Ugh. Excuse me while I throw up and die from the horror.

Thomas

P.s. hello to everyone! - (I'm new, not just one of the creepily over-friendly guy in the night-club toilets who wants to discuss your penis). .

 

[TheSarge]

I don't have any awkward stories about the opposite sex for several reasons. I'm a massive, collosal coward and I suspect the world would implode from statistical impossibility if i ever did get a girlfriend. You should all be grateful to me for your continued existence.

However, for reasons i do not understand gay men are inexplicably attracted to me. So here i share some harrowing stories.

I was 14 at a house of a couple close friends. There was this tall, thin bloke who all the girls were gagging for and he seemed to be flirting with them too. I was very surprised when, later on in the evening he pushed me up against a wall, slammed his tongue down my throat and proceeded to place his hands where I was rather no hands were placed. Being very short and very thin at the time with no muscle structure at all I was in no position to to anything about it and could only struggle impotently against his mighty, homosexual form. Later that night he hooked up with one my female friends and they became an item. I, unwisely told her i thought he was bad news and that she probably shouldnt be seeing him, I didnt tell her about the above incident, and she did'nt speak to me for months. Until he cheated on her. Repeatedly.

Another female friends boyfriend would insist on greeting me with a kiss. Mysteriously he wouldnt greet anyone else like this.

And to end this tri-force of unfortunate homosexual attraction. At a recent costume party a certain gay gentleman started hitting on me. Luckily I spotted it early and explained to him that, although flattered, I wasn't gay and thus unlikely to respond to his flirtations. Little did i know that he was not to be deterred by such a tiny thing as his object of desire being of a diferent sexual orientation. Later on in the night he approached me yet again and told me "If you werent gay... Oh the things I would do to you"
To which I replied "Its a good thing i'm straight then" It was my mistake to believe him deterred. He appeared several more times to describe what he would like to do to me in varying degrees of detail until I could take no more and left, swiftly fleeing into the night. I now avoid him like the plague as i am told he keeps a picture he drew of me on his bedside table.

I am not a lucky man when it comes to matters of the heart.

Buddy, I was not a member before your post. However after reading your homosexual misfortunes and laughing so hard I will now have to purchase new cheekbones off amazon, I must congratulate you on your unique ability to attract the male population. Yes I registered just to say that. I may have no life.

Unfortunately I cannot digress my most disgusting/ worst moment (with a girl) as it is too sexually explicit. Lets just say my tongue was the first one to realise it was the wrong time of the month. Ugh. Excuse me while I throw up and die from the horror.

Thomas

P.s. hello to everyone! - (I'm new, not just one of the creepily over-friendly guy in the night-club toilets who wants to discuss your penis. Much.).

 

[TheSarge]

Omg, sorry for double post - how the hell do you delete your posts!?!

 

[Tullio]

Sorry guys, we bear the kids, you gotta work the embaressing courtship process. Fair trade I'd say.

Hang on. No, you don't. You can bear kids if you want to

Pet peeve of mine. If you live in Europe or the USA, you don't HAVE to have children. So don't use it as a weapon

I'm also aware that it was a flippant remark, I'm making a general point here