Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[BLOONINJA 503]

The time I lost my virginity and not only did my friend watch like a creeper, but I was interrupted by my mother.

Anyone wanna have sex with me? It's gonna be awkward!

That sucks.

Well, when I lost my virginity I farted a nasty smelling Dell Taco Fart.

Dude... WTF... Like mid-splurt??? ROFL

Most akward would have to be when I went to a 4 day trip with a class FILLED with fine chicks(but one of them was my psycho ex girlfriend...Turns out she was cock blocking me the entire semester).

Long story short I slept with 4 girls...but the last one was the kicker, we did the deed in her hotel room she shared with 2 other chicks...one being my ex...she was awake and heard the entire thing!!!

It was so...exciting at the time. but after I made it to the door, I take one last look at the scene and I see the ex with her eyes wide open sobbing to herself....Im a jerk

Oh the last girl is my current girl for like 4 months now.(and she is ok with what when down)

IF THIS POST IS A POTIENTIALLY THREAD LOCKER LET ME KNOW.

 

[Dys]

The toilets in a casino+copious amounts of alcohol (and I don't mean "I was a little dizzy", I'm talking I couldn't physicially stand for more than a few seconds). Throw a gril I work with into the mix (who was probably as drunk as I was), that I was never interested in (this wasn't mutual apparently) and things get very ugly very quickly. I don't think I need to draw a diagram. Work has become somewhat awkward since, and this was over 6 months ago.

 

[hansatan]

The most awkward moment I've had with the opposite sex was opening my mouth & basically pulling myself out in the nerdy sweats.

 

[faranor]

easy one^^
went out one night and talk to a girl in a bar. I was there with a friend and well she was talking to me to my surprise. the worst thing was when I told her about my age (18). I asked her what hers was.(big mistake 1) and she said 20 and my reaction(the worst you can make): DAMN!!! your old!. my friend ran away scared right away and well the girl is now my girl friend

 

[goatzilla8463]

Carrying a girl to my bedroom, hitting her head in the doorway. That stuff does not only happen in comedy movies.

slick

 

[Ago Iterum]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?

You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

 

[Davey Woo]

When I finally get the courage to speak to this fabled 'opposite sex' I will tell you...

Lol, you are a legend mate

I'm sort of the same, I do talk to girls but I'm a really uninteresting person so I never get very far

 

[Peach_hat]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?
You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

You can't tell me that if you had read that you wouldn't have thought the same thing.
Also I posted that before I was put on probation, for one day.
Obviously the mods really had it in for me.

 

[Ago Iterum]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?
You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

You can't tell me that if you had read that you wouldn't have thought the same thing.
Also I posted that before I was put on probation, for one day.
Obviously the mods really had it in for me.

I could go into more detail, but that's the over view of it. I didn't want to elaborate. Post something useful instead of telling me what I say is bullshit, potter.

 

[InsanityWave]

ive got a couple
1. Mum walked in on me and my girlfriend "At it"
2. not really mine But a friend of mine couldnt get it up I laugh at him XD

 

[Cowabungaa]

A while ago I had, for the first time, hopes that a girl really like me, I really thought "wow, this is it" then over an msn conversation, she thought I was the first person who should know (we were pretty close, well still are...kind off) that...she thought she was a lesbian. Bye bye hope, hello pit of despair.

 

[Femaref]

Probably telling that girl I had liked for years and then she proceeded to never speak to me again besides the occasional "hi". I haven't told a girl I've liked her since...

And this is the proof that you aren't alone with your experiences in the world...

 

[Peach_hat]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?
You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

You can't tell me that if you had read that you wouldn't have thought the same thing.
Also I posted that before I was put on probation, for one day.
Obviously the mods really had it in for me.

I could go into more detail, but that's the over view of it. I didn't want to elaborate. Post something useful instead of telling me what I say is bullshit, potter.

You're 17, at a night club, making out with a "nice" girl whilst her boyfriend was in the same nightclub who was (I'm assuming) twice your size with a foul temper?

That's about as realistic as the aforementioned Mr. Potter being in Ravenclaw.

 

[Sennz0r]

I was sitting with my (now) girlfriend on my bed one night, talking. At the time we were only friends, and had been so for the past 7 years. I had picked up some signals from her for a while, and decided to try and kiss her. She pulled away and said "What are you doing?". Felt like my world was crashing right there, the first few seconds, until she realized what I was trying to do and rectified it by kissing me instead. But boy, those first few seconds after my failed attempt were purest horror...

If I ever got into such a situation and it would turn out that I was picking up signals that weren't there, I'd be royally screwed to the core. What the hell are you supposed to say/do after something like that happens? It's ten different kinds of awkward that will completely suck every option available into nothingness like a black hole.

That said the worst moment I had with a girl was when I wanted to break up with my first girlfriend. I never did something like that, must be a horrible thing to have to hear. I had it all played out in my head, what I was going to say and everything. Then I took her aside and when I wanted to tell her I just froze up. I couldn't speak. The fact that she was saying "honey what's wrong" didn't help either.

 

[DarthHK]

The year of last, there was this girl. She was way out of my league, but hung out with us lowly nerds anyway. I had always thought of asking her out but never got around to it until the very last day. On that day I confessed to my awkward crush, in such a manner that she thought it was just a joke to cheer her up from being friendless back in Europe for three months. To be fair, it was... partially... and now we go to different schools and I've since learned not to even bother. I'm going to die alone, aren't I?

 

[Pumbli]

I was with a girl, just the two of us... We look at each other and kiss, for some reason I found that amusing and started laughing... Though it was little more then a giggle I felt really bad about it, and her saying "Don't laugh!" in an angry tone didn't help either

 

[Ago Iterum]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?
You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

You can't tell me that if you had read that you wouldn't have thought the same thing.
Also I posted that before I was put on probation, for one day.
Obviously the mods really had it in for me.

I could go into more detail, but that's the over view of it. I didn't want to elaborate. Post something useful instead of telling me what I say is bullshit, potter.

You're 17, at a night club, making out with a "nice" girl whilst her boyfriend was in the same nightclub who was (I'm assuming) twice your size with a foul temper?

That's about as realistic as the aforementioned Mr. Potter being in Ravenclaw.

Well clearly you're special needs or something if you've looked at my birth date and can't work out that I'm 18. And had you the social skills to go to a nightclub with anyone, you'd know thatsome of them have several different rooms, and it's easy to avoid someone with all the people around. I'm 6"0, not 3"2.5. It's a situation that hapens to many that socialise on weekends, rather than sitting under their duvet with a torch reading childrens fantasy.

 

[nathan-dts]

I was sitting with my (now) girlfriend on my bed one night, talking. At the time we were only friends, and had been so for the past 7 years. I had picked up some signals from her for a while, and decided to try and kiss her. She pulled away and said "What are you doing?". Felt like my world was crashing right there, the first few seconds, until she realized what I was trying to do and rectified it by kissing me instead. But boy, those first few seconds after my failed attempt were purest horror...

I can't imagine the pain you went through in those few seconds.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

This isn't my worst but if i put my worst i would probably be banned... permanently.

I won't go into details but i will say this.
She? was post op.

 

[Peach_hat]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

Reported. You're already on probation, are you trying to get banned?
You don't know me, don't tell me I'm full of shit.

You can't tell me that if you had read that you wouldn't have thought the same thing.
Also I posted that before I was put on probation, for one day.
Obviously the mods really had it in for me.

I could go into more detail, but that's the over view of it. I didn't want to elaborate. Post something useful instead of telling me what I say is bullshit, potter.

You're 17, at a night club, making out with a "nice" girl whilst her boyfriend was in the same nightclub who was (I'm assuming) twice your size with a foul temper?

That's about as realistic as the aforementioned Mr. Potter being in Ravenclaw.

Well clearly you're special needs or something if you've looked at my birth date and can't work out that I'm 18. And had you the social skills to go to a nightclub with anyone, you'd know thatsome of them have several different rooms, and it's easy to avoid someone with all the people around. I'm 6"0, not 3"2.5. It's a situation that hapens to many that socialise on weekends, rather than sitting under their duvet with a torch reading childrens fantasy.

Ohh banter is fun.
Special needs is an 18 year old with "I AM 17" blasted on their profile page.
I calls them how I sees them. You don't think I would have doubted your little anecdote if I was truly aware how unlikely it was.
In Australia we don't kiss taken girls in secret rooms. We drink, dance and take them home to fuck them till they scream.

If you want anyone to believe your stories maybe you shouldn't articulate word-for-word from a cliche in every teen movie ever.



Side note.
Why not combine forces and take out the real forum fuck-wits?