Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[Railu]

I was with a girl, just the two of us... We look at each other and kiss, for some reason I found that amusing and started laughing... Though it was little more then a giggle I felt really bad about it, and her saying "Don't laugh!" in an angry tone didn't help either

I think that's an innate response to someone telling you not to laugh. I can't help that either, if I start to laugh and the madder someone gets, the more uncontrollable my laughter is. Even if I want to stop, I simply can't. One of my friends actually got physical with me because I wouldn't stop laughing at him after repeated warnings to stop laughing.

Whenever I hear those words, something triggers deep in my subconsciousness that says "this is gonna be hilarious".

 

[soren7550]

Ok, this happened to me something like two or three years ago. It was the near the end of the school year, and this guy I had a bit of a thing for was running around hugging everyone.(he actually chased one guy down to hug him.) When he came to me I started to shake and panic, so I went into the fetal position (a bit of a difficult thing to do when you're sitting in a chair). He was right next to me and was staring at me like I was weird. So I patted his arm and said "There, there. There, there."
Now I kick myself for not getting that hug and because he isn't here anymore.

 

[Railu]

i once accidentally farted loudly after sex. true story.

After sex? I've let a few slip by during... even worse, a couple times while a girl is down on me.

I can tell you, holding that in during those moments is extremely challenging. Very embarrassing. Even more embarrassing to explain that the reason my body is so clenched is because I'm enjoying it so much and not that I'm doing my best not to pass gas right in her face.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

This happened just last week, but a guy asked me out and then changed his mind.
It was really awkward, especially since I hardly talk to him and I haven't seen him in months. A "friendly acquaintance" you might say.

It hurt my feelings~

That happened to me all the time with the girls in middle school...

But when High school came around I took charge of all my relations... Lets just say I wear the pants.

You seem like a nice person, shame on him.

 

[Rusman]

I went back to a girls place after meeting her in a my local alternative club and was being totally wuss by keeping her talking so I didn't have to do anything else. After 15 minutes or so I plucked up the courage to lean over and kiss her, she kissed back and about 5 seconds after that her friend walks into her and just says:-
"Pizzas ready"
Then my girl just gets up and tell me she'll be right back leaving me sitting on her bed for 20 minutes!!!

After that one night stand it took her 5 months to pluck up the courage to come and talk to me again and ask me out.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'll tell my friend's worst instead:

Her yogurt.
A small explosion.
Her hands.
His pants.
A long walk down a crowded hallway to the washroom.
About 30 people saying: "What were you doing?"

I laughed hard at him that day, but he got his revenge.

Ok my curiosity is getting the best of me, you are going to have to tell me how he got his revenge.

Let's just say it involved a water fountain, cornstarch, and a good backhand.

 

[Tizzle491]

Oh, no...I have a feeling that the girl I asked out friday is suddenly going to want to not talk to me...I asked her out, got her number ad then told my brother, then he tells his girlfriend..who happens to be one of her best friends. Said girlfriend then posts on the girl I asked out's Facebook "Congratz..my boyfriend just told me the good news!" Ughh...and it sucks because she's cute, and so great. I may have fucked up my chances...damn

 

[wewontdie11]

Okay, what was the biggest "Oh no, what have I done" moment with a member of the opposite sex.

Nearly every Saturday night I manage to dig myself into some kind of shit. The latest one being me hitting on my friends older sister while out drinking with both of them.

Whoops. It's not my fault she's hot!

 

[Tyler_Durden]

When I finally get the courage to speak to this fabled 'opposite sex' I will tell you...

true that

 

[psijac]

A girl once told me, "I i wish I was still a virgin so I could give my virginity to you." I just froze there like a deer in the headlights.

it was probably for the best. The next day she popped on a piss test with more than a gram of coke still in her system

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Carrying a girl to my bedroom, hitting her head in the doorway. That stuff does not only happen in comedy movies.

slick

I bet he wishes it did only happen in comedies!

 

[Spleenbag]

This mystical 'opposite sex' is a strange and curious collective being. For sure I will notify you when I have made contact with its members.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

I tried to ask a lesbian out on a date.
That was an epic facepalm.

 

[TheSarge]

I don't have any awkward stories about the opposite sex for several reasons. I'm a massive, collosal coward and I suspect the world would implode from statistical impossibility if i ever did get a girlfriend. You should all be grateful to me for your continued existence.

However, for reasons i do not understand gay men are inexplicably attracted to me. So here i share some harrowing stories.

I was 14 at a house of a couple close friends. There was this tall, thin bloke who all the girls were gagging for and he seemed to be flirting with them too. I was very surprised when, later on in the evening he pushed me up against a wall, slammed his tongue down my throat and proceeded to place his hands where I was rather no hands were placed. Being very short and very thin at the time with no muscle structure at all I was in no position to to anything about it and could only struggle impotently against his mighty, homosexual form. Later that night he hooked up with one my female friends and they became an item. I, unwisely told her i thought he was bad news and that she probably shouldnt be seeing him, I didnt tell her about the above incident, and she did'nt speak to me for months. Until he cheated on her. Repeatedly.

Another female friends boyfriend would insist on greeting me with a kiss. Mysteriously he wouldnt greet anyone else like this.

And to end this tri-force of unfortunate homosexual attraction. At a recent costume party a certain gay gentleman started hitting on me. Luckily I spotted it early and explained to him that, although flattered, I wasn't gay and thus unlikely to respond to his flirtations. Little did i know that he was not to be deterred by such a tiny thing as his object of desire being of a diferent sexual orientation. Later on in the night he approached me yet again and told me "If you werent gay... Oh the things I would do to you"
To which I replied "Its a good thing i'm straight then" It was my mistake to believe him deterred. He appeared several more times to describe what he would like to do to me in varying degrees of detail until I could take no more and left, swiftly fleeing into the night. I now avoid him like the plague as i am told he keeps a picture he drew of me on his bedside table.

I am not a lucky man when it comes to matters of the heart.

Buddy, I was not a member before your post. However after reading your homosexual misfortunes and laughing so hard I will now have to purchase new cheekbones off amazon, I must congratulate you on your unique ability to attract the male population. Yes I registered just to say that. I may have no life.

Unfortunately I cannot digress my most disgusting/ worst moment (with a girl) as it is too sexually explicit. Lets just say my tongue was the first one to realise it was the wrong time of the month. Ugh. Excuse me while I throw up and die from the horror.

Thomas

P.s. hello to everyone! - (I'm new, not just one of the creepily over-friendly guy in the night-club toilets who wants to discuss your penis. Much.).

AAAAHHHHHHH!

I thought the manhandling was bad, but dam!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

I wish a better future for both of you.

I do too mate. I really do. ugh.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

My friend was spooning his girlfriend in the front lawn at like 10 at night near the road. Oh my friends are fun.

 

[JWAN]

Everytime I speak.... to a girl anyway.

do the cops get called?

one time I was at a party, i was chatting it up, then the cops started knocking on every door and window (by the way, hiding inside a box really works for all you MGS fans out there)

 

[Avatar Roku]

I picked up signals from this girl that seemed to indicate that she liked me. So, I asked her out, but it turned out she had a boyfriend (in all fairness to me, he went to a different school) and, that aside, I had been dead wrong about those signals I mentioned. That wouldn't have been that bad, as I didn't particularly like her, but I ended up ostracized from all of her friends, including the girl I did like.

My own fault really, I only asked her out because I thought she was interested in my, not because I was interested in her.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Spending everyday with a girl I'm desperately in love with, but who either isn't interested or doesn't show it (Though she has had some bad recent experiences when dating guys who she was friends with)... It's not a bad individual experience, just daily torture - especially since a lot of people reckon we're perfect for each other

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

After seeing all the things in this thread, wow I honestly haven't messed up all that bad. Mostly I have only known rejection and have been in a couple of heated rivalries with a couple of girls, but somehow this thread has made that not seem so bad.