Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[sirsolo]

The girl Im with right now is really weird and kind of anti-normal, so it's things like

1) Not talking for three weeks (indefinite end) for MY sake
2) "I love you/You're beautiful" *Gets repeatedly/KIND of playfully slapped in the face multiple times*
3) Threatened to stop talking for saying the above.....

 

[The-Big-D]

When i broke my penis lol.

Was having sex and it was getting really fast and rough and that and all of a sudden i felt a really sharp pain. Then looked down.

Was a cut and blood like everywhere, bad times, bad times.
Right across the vain to so that didnt help. Didnt stop bleeding for ages

 

[paiged]

When I was a sophmore in high school, I had a huge crush on this guy, John. He was a year older than me, in a band, and just overall so amazing (at the time anyway, looking back on it now...not so much haha). We became friends, and he had told my friend how pretty he thought I was, so I figured it was a sure thing.

One night, my best friend at the time and her boyfriend got him to come along with us to the movies. The night went great, and I was sorry the movie ended.

Anyway, he suggested McDonalds afterward, so we walked over. While we were sitting in one of the booths eating, one of the employees comes running over to our table. This girl turns out to be John's girlfriend's best friend. John's girlfriend is on vacation in Florida for the week.

The rest of the night was awkward but everything remained unchanged. We never ended up dating, even after they broke up. Instead, he dated two of my friends, and slept with two others. And attempted to hide all of it for some insane reason (I was over him by that point).

The last time I talked to him played out like a crappy movie though. He walked to my house (three miles or so) in the rain and made me go to the park with him..we stood on a dock overlooking the bay, and all he could say was how stupid he was. He never explained why.
That was almost as awkward as the other incident.

*sigh*

 

[Radelaide]

The time I lost my virginity and not only did my friend watch like a creeper, but I was interrupted by my mother.

Anyone wanna have sex with me? It's gonna be awkward!

Mine was kinda like this, except I didn't lose my virginity (I'm still a virgin). I was with a guy, and just before we were about to have sex, I had a huge anxiety attack and started hyperventilating. Lets just say, it killed the mood.

So, how YOU doing? ;-)

haha, great. Just came home from my boyfriends house XD

 

[ganpondorodf]

Got really drunk and yelled for an entire night about how my name was, in fact, "Rick von Passion".

Cut to 6 months later, I'm at the bar. Girl I don't recognise walks up to me.

"...Are you Rick von Passion?"

Gooooood times.

 

[RavingLibDem]

well my ex dumped me after 7 1/2 months because she decided that she didnt like me that way... This was news to me after what we'd got up to! Apart from that i tend to end up friends to many, more to none of the girls i know, can be annoying, but ah well, at least i have friends ^^

 

[Dys]

I tried to ask a lesbian out on a date.
That was an epic facepalm.

I've had a "lesbian" crack onto me before. I say lesbian in quotation marks because she has gone out with two of my mates (both have a penis) but now has a girlfriend.
Was a little odd.
Basicially she asked if we could go out drinking one night, after I had explained that I'd recently crashed my car. She then went on to say that I'd have to drive her to work in the morning. It was a pretty major burn, and she was very apologetic...gave me a good excuse to not take out my mates ex I guess...

 

[Corpse XxX]

Haha.. One of the worst experiences i've had is when i was on a street car festival with a ex girlfriend of mine.. Both shitfaced to the biggest degree possible, and when we were gonna go asleep in my tent, she all of a sudden stuck her finger up my ass..
I screamed like a pig, jumping out of the tent in a heavy state of shock..

"WTF are you doing girl???!" She just laughed, somehow she found it more funny then i did..

 

[Corpse XxX]

One time a girl broke up with me because she said my dick was too big.

You're dick to big or that you were to big a dick?

lol.. sorry, couldn't help myself.. That joke was way out in daylight just had to say it..

 

[vivadelkitty]

I called the same girl about five times, making up stupid excuses while I worked up the courage to ask her out.

 

[P1p3s]

First time having sex with the opposite sex, that was a really awkward and terrible time. It is at this time I learned sex is overrated.

Then someones not doing something right!

I had a pretty awkward moment when I first started seeing my ex. He broke up with a girl to ask me out and we all went to the same college, we were walking down the highstreet and she shows up out of no where and is all tears and wants to talk, they sit on a bench for around an hour and everytime he looks like he's going to get up to leave she starts bawling again...I was across the street, with a friend, we ducked into a shop to give them some space, she was claiming she was pregnant etc.

It was all about the drama then I guess, I should have figured our relationship wouldn't end well.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

getting dumped

=[


never good

 

[L33t Marvin]

well i met a girl online,and we hit it off.....ya right like that lasts.
when i finally met her and got her in, well bed she had a fucking dick...scared the shit out of me. we've been friends since so i guess it worked out.

OK your in to trans now

 

[likalaruku]

Well, I think I may have cruely broke this guy's heart when he tried to impress me by lighting a fart on fire. He instead lit his pants on fire & proceeded to run around like an idiot. I was in Jr. High at the time & still thought that I was the only person in the world who actualy existed, so rather than help him, I continued laughing.

 

[Guyeth]

well worst experiences where shall i begin, my life is full of them.

my first girlfriend, before she was my girlfriend we was making out on the couch in my dad living room....getting quite into it, tops coming off etc...........dad walks in not good

move forward 5-6 months in time same girlfriend (somehow) we'd had a few arguments about how she thought i fancied this other girl who was one of my best friends, the arguments ended with me having to choose between keeping my girlfriend or keeping my best friend, reluctantly i choose girlfriend...i thought it was love etc, so anyway we made up got back to her place and started to have sex....after we'd finished she looked at me and slapped me in the face....i'd say my friends name during sex so thats the end of that relantionship

we move onto the next bad moment(s)
i know this girl, amazing beautiful, blonde, amazing body, not the typical girly girl, likes games and has an amazing personality enjoys having a laugh.......one problem.....she's my best friend! one day we decided to see if we could fool all our friend by thinking we was related somehow dispite the fact we look like the opposites of each other......it worked we even called each other brother and sister....kept the joke going on a while......but now she's single, she's amazing, i fancy her, but whenever i think of her in anyway other than a friend a big neon sign flashes in my head SISTER! SISTER! so that sucks.

i had another friend who was a girl who i really liked we would both flirt and everything in lessons, til i eventually got the courage to tell her how i felt and this is her response

"oh..................................well i USE to like you, but i didnt think you liked me so i didnt say any anything, then the feelings went away......then i liked you again.....but then the feelings went away again and i dont think there coming back this time..........and your a really nice boy and i like you as a friend but even if i did like you....which i dont i'm not looking for a boyfriend right now"

the worst thing about it is that the fact she doesnt want a boyfriend right now didnt stop her from start liking this american guy she met online and wanting to go out with him, so now all she does is talk about the american guy and how amazing he is but she can't go out with him because he lives to far away.

so theres my problems (well a few off,i could go on for hours)

 

[VaioStreams]

well I'm considering on making a move on this female I met yesterday. this could end up being a victory or a fail. I'll keep you posted on how this will go. either way it should prove to be entertaining

 

[samsprinkle]

After my first gf broke up with me I went into a slump stage.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

It's pretty embarrassing when you get your friend pulls down your pants in P.E. and your underwear goes with it... Good thing it never happened to me!

 

[lapan]

I was making out with my ex-girlfriend and when we got to the real thing we noticed that the condom was too small and wouldn't fit.

 

[Kodlak]

Getting drunk and telling a girl I really liked her, just to be shot down. I'm just so thankful nearly everyone else was pissed, therefore they don't really remember it happening.