Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[The Man With the Soap]

One time a girl broke up with me because she said my dick was too big.

 

[Evilbunny]

One time a girl broke up with me because she said my dick was too big.

I gotta tell you, if you're gonna get dumped, that's not a bad way to have it done.

 

[miro324]

well i met a girl online,and we hit it off.....ya right like that lasts.
when i finally met her and got her in, well bed she had a fucking dick...scared the shit out of me. we've been friends since so i guess it worked out.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

One time a girl broke up with me because she said my dick was too big.

I gotta tell you, if you're gonna get dumped, that's not a bad way to have it done.

Yeah, but she went for the guy with the smallest dick ever after me because she said my Slaya hurt too much.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Each interaction with the opposite sex goes even more poorly for me.

Thats why I avoid it all costs.

 

[Evilbunny]

One time a girl broke up with me because she said my dick was too big.

I gotta tell you, if you're gonna get dumped, that's not a bad way to have it done.

Yeah, but she went for the guy with the smallest dick ever after me because she said my Slaya hurt too much.

Holy shit, if a girl told me that my dick was so huge she had to go after a guy with a tiny little pecker after me, I think I could die happy.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

One time a girl broke up with me because she said my dick was too big.

I gotta tell you, if you're gonna get dumped, that's not a bad way to have it done.

Yeah, but she went for the guy with the smallest dick ever after me because she said my Slaya hurt too much.

Holy shit, if a girl told me that my dick was so huge she had to go after a guy with a tiny little pecker after me, I think I could die happy.

It didn't really bother me, I just found it amusing.

 

[searanox]

If we're talking about relationships, I couldn't say, because I've never had one. Never really been embarrassed in such a way to emphasise, or with particular respect to gender divides, either.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

So...anyone ever have any good moments, or is that just me? C'mon you guys can't be ignorant in the ways of the woman.

 

[Handofpwn]

This is either epicaly awesome or mortifieing. I was hanging out with some friends and this girl I like in my friends basement, we were just screwing around. The girl is lying on the floor, just doing nothing, I am sitting on the couch with one of my friends, when suddenly my friend pushes me off the couch and I land face first into the girls tits. She is at least a DD, by the way. This actually happened about ten more times, as the girl didnt seem to mind my face in her tits. Shame that she had a boyfriend, though.

 

[TheSear]

Ummmm, I've had a few.

Ages 16-21 for starters

Had a couple of 'performance' issues in the past, only a couple, but one of them was with this amazingly gorgeous sexy girl, who I'd been lusting after for months and never thought that I'd get to touch. I did get the chance and while the spirit was willing, the flesh was uncharacteristicly weak

Yep, pretty much the same for me, only ever happened once, but about a month later we were drunk and this time, no problems

 

[Radelaide]

The time I lost my virginity and not only did my friend watch like a creeper, but I was interrupted by my mother.

Anyone wanna have sex with me? It's gonna be awkward!

Mine was kinda like this, except I didn't lose my virginity (I'm still a virgin). I was with a guy, and just before we were about to have sex, I had a huge anxiety attack and started hyperventilating. Lets just say, it killed the mood.

 

[Danton.meh]

My cousins friend, my cousins house, my cousin walked in...

my cousin was only 12 and her friend was 14 i was 15... it was funny cause my cusn just screamed out OMG TELL ME WHEN YOUR GONNA FUCK MY FRIENDS! ...but then again i dont think it was a good idea to do it in the living room...

 

[Izakflashman]

Okay, what was the biggest "Oh no, what have I done" moment with a member of the opposite sex. The overal outcome of it doesn't have to be bad, but the thing that had you the most worried about what would happen at that time

Mine is when a girl I was really good friends with told me she had been harboring feeling for me for the last year. The reason she hadn't told me was because she didn't want to screw up my current relationship. When she told me, it flipped my world upside down, and made me question everything about the kind of person I was. What wound up happening though, was I eventually realized that I had been taking her for granted, and that she was everything that I look for in a girl, and I began dating her.
A year later, life is still seet, and things are better than ever!
Love you hon

Except the Ex hangs around like a bad smell causing life to be hell. Ha ha, kidding.

I was gonna say "dry gagging" and leave it at that, but I brought that experience upon myself. Hmmm, Biggest oops moment was when I acted like a complete wally and stalker.
I was buying my shit one day, and this check out girl (check her out) just had the awesomest smile, and we talked a bit and it just brightened my entire day, before hand it had been kinda crappy. She just had a very profound impact on me I guess. I mentioned her to my mate, who denied her existance to screw with my head. Months and months went by and we never saw her, and he continued to deny she existed. Anyway one day shes beeping our junk through and I'm like "Holy crap its YOU." And my friends like "The smily chick!?" "Yea dude, this is the one. Woa, didn't you have different hair last time!??" And yea, She pretty much hit the panic button and got our asses kicked out. Ha ha.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

I jus membered another fail!!!

I kissed my girl after she performed oral.... I threw up 3 inches from her face....
(missionary)
You cant really blame me though...right???

 

[Snowalker]

I just now realized that have not been to any dances since then, now a 10th grader.

God those dances suck. Is it just me or does anyone else feel a strong urge to start a fight when they are at a dance? Not out of anger, just something about low lights, bad music and a dress shirt make randomly fighting seem like a really good idea.

Sweet, I'm not the only one. Preferably, start the fight wiht the boyfriend of the girl you like at the time, am I right?

 

[The-Sneeze]

Went to her house and clogged the toilet, after a failed attempt at kissing her in which my glasses got caught in her hair.

I kid you not... I'm still embarassed

 

[Herewen]

Was going out with a guy, not very serious; he gives me a small box of chocolates for Valentine's Day. One bite, and I start puking my guts up-24 hours straight. Turns out I had the stomach flu. I can't even LOOK at those boxes of candies anymore.

Oh, and right after our little fling he made the discovery that he was gay. Talk about a way to kill a girl's confidence!

 

[dalek sec]

When I finally get the courage to speak to this fabled 'opposite sex' I will tell you...

Like wise with me, and I doubt it will go well.